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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 12:30 AM
I wonder how many times people told him, "Accept Jesus Christ and he will heal you." And, I wonder how many times he said, "I'm Robin Williams. I'm a big star. I don't need Jesus."
Good luck with that, Mr. Robin Willinhell.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 12:52 AM
Can I go to please, i would love to drag your ass down there with me.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 12:56 AM
Na nu na nu.
Enjoy , Mr. Cross dresser.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 01:02 AM
Robin Williams dead! That's hilarious!
Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 01:16 AM
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Good riddance. I guess he doesn't doubt fire now
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
The Marin County Sheriff's Department said in a statement that Williams was found unconscious and not breathing in his home around noon. The statement said the investigation into Williams' death is ongoing, but the coroner "suspects the death to be a suicide due to asphyxia."
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Oh my goodness!
Asphyxia?? Could it have been one of those auto-neurotic self-pleasuring acts involving a noose, or whatever??
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 02:20 AM
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Na nu na nu.
Enjoy , Mr. Cross dresser.
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Ew, he loved prancing around like a whore, didn't he?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Ew, he loved prancing around like a whore, didn't he?
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Maybe he committed suicide because he couldn't fit in his dresses anymore?
I know I've felt that way sometimes. But then I just pray and the pounds melt away.
PRAISE!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 07:18 AM
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Na nu na nu.
Enjoy , Mr. Cross dresser.
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Yes indeed, one of the worst sitcoms to inflict on Christian American culture - Mork and Mindy. We all have suffered, and now it's his turn.
Praise Jesus!
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 12:36 PM
Even the liberal false Christians at Westboro Baptist "Church," who so lack spiritual discernment that they can't even follow the Bible's clear teachings on the behavior of women in church, realize what a sinner he was:
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-12-2014, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie
Oh my goodness!
Asphyxia?? Could it have been one of those auto-neurotic self-pleasuring acts involving a noose, or whatever??
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That was my first thought. The suicide thing is just a cover. He never looked depressed on TV, but was always playing homos, cross-dressers, and other perverts.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-13-2014, 12:34 AM
Oh praise Jesus! He is currently catapulting another one into the fiery abyss.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/p...t-89/13974973/
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Reports: Legendary actress Lauren Bacall has died at 89
Legendary film star Lauren Bacall has died, reports Variety and The Hollywood Reporter. She was 89. Both outlets are reporting she died of a suspected stroke Tuesday morning at her New York home.
Known for her husky voice and sizzling looks, Bacall started out as a model and then broke out as a leading lady opposite Humphrey Bogart in her first film, 1944's To Have and To Have Not. The two had a whirlwind romance and wed the following year, but it wasn't without scandal. When they met, she was 19 and he was 44 -- and an unhappily married man.
The couple went on to star together in more films: The Big Sleep (1946), Dark Passage (1947), and Key Largo (1948). They had a son and daughter together and remained married until Bogart's death from throat cancer in 1957.
Bacall's other notable films include 1950's Young Man With a Horn and 1953's How To Marry A Millionaire, in which she starred alongside Betty Grable and Marilyn Monroe.
She also experienced success on stage, starring on Broadway in Goodbye, Charlie (1959) and Cactus Flower (1965), and won Tony Awards for her performances in Applause (1970) and Woman of the Year (1981).
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-13-2014, 05:15 AM
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Skinny little Brooklyn JOO WHORE who tried to lure our men and boys into Hebraic sin (!!)
She had more corruption in her little finger than was in all the sleazy politicians ever born.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-13-2014, 06:38 AM
Zsa Zsa Gabor can't be too far behind now!
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-13-2014, 02:20 PM
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Zsa Zsa Gabor can't be too far behind now!
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Or Mary Tyler Moore!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-13-2014, 02:36 PM
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Legendary actress Lauren Bacall has died at 89
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She just HAD to upstage Robin Williams and take him off the front pages, didn't she?
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-15-2014, 03:23 PM
Arlene Martel, who played Spock's betrothed in the communism-glorifying TV show Star Trek, will now get to play in hell's community theater.
Lie-beral "news" source:
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Los Angeles (CNN) -- Actress Arlene Martel, who "Star Trek" fans know as Spock's bride-to-be, died in a Los Angeles hospital Tuesday of complications from a heart attack, her son said. Martel was 78.
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In the show, she used a pagan sex ritual known as koon-ut-kal-if-fee as a way to dump her betrothed and shack up with her favored partner in adultery. The revolting details can be found here, although JesOS™ will block that site for some users.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-16-2014, 02:54 AM
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Arlene Martel, who played Spock's betrothed in the communism-glorifying TV show Star Trek, will now get to play in hell's community theater.
Lie-beral "news" source:In the show, she used a pagan sex ritual known as koon-ut-kal-if-fee as a way to dump her betrothed and shack up with her favored partner in adultery. The revolting details can be found here, although JesOS™ will block that site for some users.
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Looks like a mongoloid race-mixer if you ask me.
Good riddance.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-16-2014, 03:23 AM
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Or Mary Tyler Moore!
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Sorry to contradict, Sister. But don't you mean:
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
08-16-2014, 09:46 AM
Noted skateboarder, murderer, and heroin junkie Jay Adams has been cast in to Eternal Hellfire.
Folks, this is what a lifetime of spitting in the face of Jesus will do to you:
He used to look like this:
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