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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-15-2011, 05:09 AM

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i realy don't want to waste 200 pages of my life.
Oh my friend, how sad it makes me to learn that you measure your life in terms of internet pages. Please come to JESUS and let Him wash you CLEAN in His BLOOD. Let Him show you the LIGHT and the WAY! Praise His Name!


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Post Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-15-2011, 05:52 PM

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Nope just giving explanations why atheism is not a religion. Not to hate on you guys or anything. Just using your words.
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Post Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-15-2011, 05:57 PM

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Oh my friend, how sad it makes me to learn that you measure your life in terms of internet pages. Please come to JESUS and let Him wash you CLEAN in His BLOOD. Let Him show you the LIGHT and the WAY! Praise His Name!
Please don't take this the wrong way i do not hate you or any body else here, and by the way it was meant to be a joke you know? Like someone says " Give me back my 2:10 minutes of my life back "
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-15-2011, 07:17 PM

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Please don't take this the wrong way i do not hate you or any body else here, and by the way it was meant to be a joke you know? Like someone says " Give me back my 2:10 minutes of my life back "
Who says "give me back 2:10 of my life"? How is it funny?

I could say "I think you're very attractive - you know, like a polar bear is green?" (or in today's shorthand: "I think you're very attractive - NOT") by which benchmark your statement becomes "..it was meant to be a joke - NOT"

Atheism is not funny. This morning I have been looking at photo's from the gulag era with bacon and coffee for breakfast (although I haven't cooked the bacon yet) and the end result of godlessness is fresh inside me:

Joel 2:4
Run from Him at your peril. How can I read your words without being reminded of images like these?


Those photographs (and others you might Google) are still vibrant in my mind and show that atheism delivers hell-on-earth because it follows the will of SATAN Luke 6:43 and as everyone knows SATAN HATES GOD.

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The heathen are sunke downe in the pit that they made: in the net which they hid, is their own foot taken.
16 The Lord is knowen by the iudgement which he executeth: the wicked is snared in the worke of his owne hands. Higgaion. Selah.
17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-15-2011, 07:35 PM

Man's inhumanity to man when lacking a Godly moral compass is truly heart rending to see, Sister. Those photographs you posted make me glad we have God's perspective on how to treat our fellow man to keep us safe from such horror.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-15-2011, 08:29 PM

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Man's inhumanity to man when lacking a Godly moral compass is truly heart rending to see, Sister. Those photographs you posted make me glad we have God's perspective on how to treat our fellow man to keep us safe from such horror.
When I read about how atheism is some sort of joke I don't mind posting disturbing images (or linking to a Google search) because they show the reality of where the atheists want to take us all.
It is the very place God wants to protect us from and He spells it out quite clearly: Nahum 3:3.

There are images of cadavers piled up under the godless tyranny of communism available in the public domain which I don't need to link to - but God doesn't just say o yeah dis the whoredoms of idolatry & communism dude .. corpses .. piles .. okaaaaaaay

God is not The Fonz.

He continues to be very specific in the rest of chapter3 as He is throughout the beautiful book of Nahum which reminds me just how awful it is to follow idols and the extend of God's mercy that He would rescue us from such a nightmare.

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Because of the multitude of the whoredomes of the wel-fauoured harlot, the mistresse of witchcrafts, that selleth nations through her whoredomes, and families through her witchcrafts.
5 Behold, I am against thee, saith the Lord of hostes, and I will discouer thy skirtes vpon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakednesse, and the kingdomes thy shame.
6 And I will cast abominable filth vpon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazing stocke.
7 And it shall come to passe, that all they that looke vpon thee, shall flee from thee, and say; Nineueh is layde waste, who will bemoane her? whence shall I seeke comforters for thee?

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-15-2011, 10:10 PM

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-15-2011, 10:17 PM

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Can't prove the bible's right
What a strange person.

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.



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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-15-2011, 11:59 PM

It is so nice to see that clear majority of people are strong Christians. At this rate atheism will fade away in few years like all the other fads.
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-22-2011, 10:32 AM

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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT BRO!
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT BRO!
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Well, we have tried to make you see some sense, but you insist on being a degenerate. You are probably at this very moment shooting up "maryjane" and masturbating to photos of Crocodile Dundee, when you COULD be reading the Bible and praising Jesus.

God will do with you as He sees fit, but I must warn you: He is pretty specific about some things.

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It is so nice to see that clear majority of people are strong Christians. At this rate atheism will fade away in few years like all the other fads.
Atheists tend to be the stereotypical specky no mates geeks. A generation or so back they would have met on train stations and compared train numbers. Now the same socially challenged people are trying to get themselves noticed by mocking their Creator. In a few years time they will have moved on to something else.

Also is there a famous atheist who isn't a geek or a homo? I can't think of one.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-22-2011, 11:53 AM

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Well, we have tried to make you see some sense, but you insist on being a degenerate. You are probably at this very moment shooting up "maryjane" and masturbating to photos of Crocodile Dundee, when you COULD be reading the Bible and praising Jesus.

God will do with you as He sees fit, but I must warn you: He is pretty specific about some things.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-22-2011, 12:16 PM

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The comical thing about that, is I had my last hit about 45 minutes ago. Though; it wasn't marijuana.. rather Synthetic Cannabis due to it being much, much more potent
When your life has no meaning then you need artificial substances to give you the buzz. When you accept Jesus you are on the best high imaginable. Jesus is far more potent than the cannabis you inject.

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-22-2011, 12:23 PM

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The comical thing about that, is I had my last hit about 45 minutes ago. Though; it wasn't marijuana.. rather Synthetic Cannabis due to it being much, much more potent
Around here we call that "catnip." Once you stop hallucinating and throwing up, here is something to help with your Crocodile Dundee infatuation:

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-22-2011, 04:13 PM

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The comical thing about that, is I had my last hit about 45 minutes ago. Though; it wasn't marijuana.. rather Synthetic Cannabis due to it being much, much more potent
It won't seem so comical once Jesus kills you and sends you down into the eternal lake of fire where you'll be peeled like a grape and dipped in satan's scalding hot spunk forever and ever. No it won't.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-27-2011, 10:31 AM

It's meeeee again!!! Remember? It's been a long time since last login and now i'm in a mood for questions.

First, your thoughts about Westboro Baptist Churc?
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Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 10-27-2011, 11:47 AM

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It's meeeee again!!! Remember? It's been a long time since last login and now the i'm in a mood for questions.

First, your thoughts about Westboro Baptist Churc?
This isn't a place to just barge in and ask questions, it is a community for True Christians. However I will tell you what I think of Westboro. They are a liberal happy clappy group who pick and choose which bits of scripture they want to follow. Their women do not know their place and are not humble around men. The women also dress like sluts. They are correct that God hates fags and I would support them on this issue. They picket soldiers funerals not for Biblical reasons but just because they are sick twisted bastards who should be sent to Iraq to clear IED's. Just put them on a pogo stick and they can bounce in front of the troops.

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This isn't a place to just barge in and ask questions, it is a community for True Christians. However I will tell you what I think of Westboro. They are a liberal happy clappy group who pick and choose which bits of scripture they want to follow. Their women do not know their place and are not humble around men. The women also dress like sluts. They are correct that God hates fags and I would support them on this issue. They picket soldiers funerals not for Biblical reasons but just because they are sick twisted bastards who should be sent to Iraq to clear IED's. Just put them on a pogo stick and they can bounce in front of the troops.

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