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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-18-2007, 04:38 AM
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Shooped.
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-18-2007, 04:52 AM
Oh I got infraction points for using a meme? That's too bad. Maybe if you Googled it you'd realize that it's spelled incorrectly on purpose.
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07-18-2007, 06:51 AM
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Maybe if you Googled it you'd realize that it's spelled incorrectly on purpose.
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Much to my chagrin, I followed your advice and Googled for "shooped". This is from The Urban Dictionary:
1. Poop on a shoop - it is when you take a shit or shitin
5. a combination of school and poop. which is a school of poop or something!
6. To engage in coitus, while listening to R+B music.
9. to forcefully shove your hand up a friends butt...could be considered gay but usually not
10. to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth
12. When one poops or shits in the shower. A shower pooper.
Really, Mr. Joo. You need Jesus. Badly!
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-18-2007, 09:21 AM
You are all blind deaf people don’t dare to discus what did you inherit and educated
You don’t wanna hear the truth, any opposed discussion are rejected her
Stay in the dark as you are
Worship Jesus which is forbidden in you book
And believe in a book wrote after 16 century of Jesus
Drink the wine which is forbidden in you book
Eat pigs which is forbidden in you book
And keep one wife while all the prophets of your book have several and god never blames them
Stay as you are
And if you wanna know the truth
Send me a private message
I ask the only god to show you the right way
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In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
[70] O followers of the scripture, why do you reject these revelations of GOD though you bear witness (that this is the truth)?
[71] O followers of the scripture, why do you confound the truth with falsehood, and conceal the truth, knowingly?
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-18-2007, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
Much to my chagrin, I followed your advice and Googled for "shooped". This is from The Urban Dictionary:
1. Poop on a shoop - it is when you take a shit or shitin
5. a combination of school and poop. which is a school of poop or something!
6. To engage in coitus, while listening to R+B music.
9. to forcefully shove your hand up a friends butt...could be considered gay but usually not
10. to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth
12. When one poops or shits in the shower. A shower pooper.
Really, Mr. Joo. You need Jesus. Badly!
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I was also disgusted by that, but google also gave me a link to a video entitled "Patriotic Nigras: Bad Girls Club is Shooped". Needless to say, I didn't watch it, but I am now very confused.
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-18-2007, 11:20 AM
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You don’t wanna hear the truth, any opposed discussion are rejected her
Stay in the dark as you are
Worship Jesus which is forbidden in you book
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I'd dare you to find me a passage in the Holy Bible saying that, not even a corrupted version like the NIV would ever say that.
The blind one here is you, who don't want to hear the truth..
But do tell me, oh great biblical scholar , how often do you actually read the Holy Bible? (I read it every day myself.)
Better admit the fact that you've never read it but only found some lies about it on a homersexual (all mudslimes are homersexuals) mudslime website.
This is the truth, and yes fool, it's in the Bible:
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life:
No man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
John 14:6
I and my Father are one.
John 10:30
Thus: JESUS IS GOD. But you're saying that the Holy KJV1611 forbids us from worshipping God?
Now..
Can you please tell me how you silly mudslimes can actually believe a book that claims you can find the sun in a muddy spring?
Till, when he reached the setting-place of the sun, he found it setting in a muddy spring, and found a people thereabout.
We said: O Dhu'l-Qarneyn! Either punish or show them kindness.
-Al-Kahf (Surah 18) verse 86
You're a fool, and so are all mudslimes, believing such rubbish.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-18-2007, 12:10 PM
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You are all blah, blah, blah...
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As with all mudswine communications they are never straight up. A slight manipulation of the above picture shows what it really is; a symbol of a giant vagina with teeth; or perhaps rows of man seed. I'm not sure. But it's terrifying none the less.
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-18-2007, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
Much to my chagrin, I followed your advice and Googled for "shooped". This is from The Urban Dictionary:
1. Poop on a shoop - it is when you take a shit or shitin
5. a combination of school and poop. which is a school of poop or something!
6. To engage in coitus, while listening to R+B music.
9. to forcefully shove your hand up a friends butt...could be considered gay but usually not
10. to put something sweaty on hand, then sneak up behind someone and wipe your hand in their mouth
12. When one poops or shits in the shower. A shower pooper.
Really, Mr. Joo. You need Jesus. Badly!
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Wow...well none of those are what I meant. Since I said it was "misspelled" which means you don't actually spell the real word as "shoop", the real word is "shop", but the misspelled version is an internet meme.
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-18-2007, 02:14 PM
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As with all mudswine communications they are never straight up. A slight manipulation of the above picture shows what it really is; a symbol of a giant vagina with teeth; or perhaps rows of man seed. I'm not sure. But it's terrifying none the less.
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Godly observation Brother Deaner. Jesus sent be the same vision of this picture.
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-20-2007, 06:23 PM
This picture looks like a great white shark with its mouth open for the kill
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-20-2007, 07:38 PM
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This picture looks like a great white shark with its mouth open for the kill
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-20-2007, 08:43 PM
Yep. I am a lazy fool. I want to go on moderation I think....
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-21-2007, 06:51 PM
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Yes, that's it exactly!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: the Verse that you don't want to hear -
07-22-2007, 03:27 AM
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Yep. I am a lazy fool. I want to go on moderation I think....
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Nice wording Zeke. Specially in your little note for as to why you decided to make my insult myself through your administrative powers, I see you certainly aren't hypocritical in your reasoning, after all correcting spelling "eroors" is a hard task.
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