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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 08:12 PM
Gott Damn Demon Sprache. Wo haben Sie schon Jack? Dies ist die Sprache meines Vaters Land! Ich wusste, dass, sollten wir an die V4 in den Teich. Aber nein ... Wir haben zu erobern Polen statt. Hell's Bells!
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 08:30 PM
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England ist voll von Tee trinken, Churchill liebenden, Spitfire fliegenden Schweinen!
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England ist voll von Tee trinken den,... Now write it out 100 times...
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 09:08 PM
Well i'll try and translate what that German guy just said.
God Damn Demon language. Where have you already Jack of? It is
language of my father country! I knew that, we should to V4 in
the pond. But not we have win Poland. Hell' s Bells!
I think he's annoyed.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 09:18 PM
And before that it was.
England is full of tea Spitfire to flying pigs drink, Churchill to loving!
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 09:18 PM
[quote=Liam Joseph Donovan;170200]Well i'll try and translate what that German guy just said.quote]
So you admit to speaking 'Nazi' ? I bet you pray to Hitler too !
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-09-2008, 09:33 PM
Try and quote better mate. Just because i can speak German does not make me a Nazi, in fact i am a Socialist and proud of it. Anyways i hope that we can put this arguing behind us Reverend.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-11-2008, 02:14 PM
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Try and quote better mate. Just because i can speak German does not make me a Nazi, in fact i am a Socialist and proud of it. Anyways i hope that we can put this arguing behind us Reverend.
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You must take us for rubes. Socialists ARE nazis, and we know it, comrade.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-11-2008, 05:37 PM
I don't think this has been mentioned yet, so I'll just throw it out there. Another very important reason why God hates Britain:
The #1 most popular food over there is curry!
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-11-2008, 07:36 PM
But curry is so nice. Even the Pope(May praise come to him) likes it.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-11-2008, 09:39 PM
Has he answered this question yet ?
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
Ok now for Brother Temperance.
Brother temperance i consider you to be a Traitor.
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29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-12-2008, 07:47 PM
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I guess that must be why the Russians fought the Germans then.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-12-2008, 07:52 PM
No pastor Nazis are fascist, socialist are the opposit of fascism.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-12-2008, 08:12 PM
So you admit to speaking 'Nazi' ? I bet you pray to Hitler too ! [/quote]
He is speaking German, not Nazi. Nazis were a political party, not a country. If this were not the case, America would alternately be known as Republican or Democrat!
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-12-2008, 09:48 PM
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Yet again you have made an irrelevant and stupid contribution. Now your Hitler, scapegoating jews.
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What? Young man, I most certainly do not own a Hitler!
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See this is what i'm talking about. Do you like people feel like shit just because you, yourself have no self convidence. i apologised, try and have some ball and accept it.
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What on earth are you trying to yammer on about now? Are you still talking to your retarded mum?
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Thats German not deamon language.
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Same difference. The Germans are a bunch of vegan Commu-Nazis on the drugs. And they're racists.
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Has he answered this question yet ?
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How is that a question?
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He is speaking German, not Nazi. Nazis were a political party, not a country. If this were not the case, America would alternately be known as Republican or Democrat!
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America is known as Republican. But not that kind of Republican, you drunken terrorist mick Joo!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-13-2008, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Gerry Adamowicz
I guess that must be why the Russians fought the Germans then.
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No pastor Nazis are fascist, socialist are the opposit of fascism.
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Take a look at THIS LINK! Your pal Hitler was a socialist. Russia and Germany were fighting over who would control Japan! Haven't you studied history at all? If it wasn't for General MacArthur, you two queers would be wearing kimonos and doing three tentacle shows a day in Moscow!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-13-2008, 10:52 AM
Hitler was a Nationalist. Germany and Russia weren't fight over Japan, Japan was part of the Axis. Germany and Russia were fighting because Hitler broke the Nazi-Soviet pact of 1939 and Invaded Russia which was called Operation Barberossa. Brother Temperance I was implying that you were Hitler by scapegoating jews.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-13-2008, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
England ist voll von Tee trinkenden,... Now write it out 100 times...
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Originally Posted by Liam Joseph Donovan
Well i'll try and translate what that German guy just said.
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So you admit to speaking 'Nazi' ? I bet you pray to Hitler too !
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I hope you intend to bitch at Mr. Bathfire as well, as he apparently has a better grasp on German grammar than Liam does. Besides, Liam obviously went to an online translator or something, just look at the conjugation of those verbs! Gott in Himmel! *Rolls her eyes*
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-13-2008, 02:55 PM
Actually the Irish are just bleached out Nigras
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Do you know Barack O'Bama? He's part Irish too. (Not the Nigra part)
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-13-2008, 04:59 PM
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Gott in Himmel! *Rolls her eyes*
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Oh, so you're a racist as well? Figures. God is most certainly not Himmler!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Why God Hates Britain? -
04-13-2008, 05:18 PM
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Oh, so you're a racist as well? Figures. God is most certainly not Himmler!
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There's a mighty big difference between Himmel and Himmler. Unless you're asserting that Heaven is somehow equal to the SS...
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