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Default stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 10:19 AM

these Australians need to be shown some respect they are disgusting

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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 10:23 AM

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these Australians need to be shown some respect they are disgusting

http://http://www.thekennel.com.au/f...ad.php?t=43642
Well, your Link doesn't work.
Apparently "The Kennel" is where a Bunch of Sodomites hang around playing with their Balls!!



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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 10:29 AM

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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 10:33 AM

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Well, your Link doesn't work.
Apparently "The Kennel" is where a Bunch of Sodomites hang around playing with their Balls!!
Oh golly lord this vile place is making my jockstrap itch.
Maybe I need to get water attached to my trailer and shower more often or could it be the lord warning me
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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 10:33 AM

Those BASTARDS!
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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 10:38 AM

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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 10:40 AM

Strange, I've seen that forum before.

Tantrums are quite big over there, apparently.


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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 10:55 AM

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Strange, I've seen that forum before.

Tantrums are quite big over there, apparently.
I see this Gamebreaker is doing us proud and flying our flag at those vile filthy scum astralians .
He is the light oh holy lord help this Gamebreaker character wo is with us abolish these sodomized demon infested roaches,
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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 10:57 AM

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I'm ON FIRE FOR THE LORD and my Soul is full of Jesus.

Tell me, do ya Wrestle? I do.



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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 11:02 AM

If your so worried about us making fun of you, then stop making it so damn easy! Any attempt to slander Australia as a slave state or something will be brushed off as just another jealous remark, considering Australia is now like a better, red neck free, gunless, beautiful place to live
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Oh golly lord this vile place is making my jockstrap itch.
Maybe I need to get water attached to my trailer and shower more often or could it be the lord warning me
By the way, we already knew who you Homers are. Brother Wide Open was doing some research of Gay Forums for our Outreach project and posted THIS.



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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 11:04 AM

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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-12-2008, 11:04 AM

Stupid american pro-wrestling or "I can dislocate your shoulder with a thought" wrestling.

Quick question? Why do you have True Christian trademarked? You sure Jesus with his dislike for wealth and rich people want you copyrighting his name?
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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-13-2008, 01:27 AM

Ezekiel 20:25-26 I also gave them over to statutes that were not good and laws they could not live by; I let them become defiled through their gifts—
the sacrifice of every firstborn—that I might fill them with horror so they would know that I am the LORD.

I think trademarking the name True-Christian is a little pretencious. Personally I would think more trademarking "Pure Christian Violence". Either that or trademark the phrase "I vote for nazi dictatorship."

Pay attention to these commandments:
You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20
Kill any friends or family that worship a god that is different than your own. Deuteronomy 13:6-10
Kill all the inhabitants of any city where you find people that worship differently than you. Deuteronomy 13:12-16
Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7
Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13
Kill any false prophets. Deuteronomy 18:20
Any city that doesn’t receive the followers of Jesus will be destroyed in a manner even more savage than that of Sodom and Gomorrah. Mark 6:11
Jude reminds us that God destroys those who don’t believe in him. Jude 5

Worship christ is disobeying the lord. As he is the god and worship the prophet.


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Exodus 32:14 Then the Lord relented and did not bring on his people the disaster he had threatened.
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"I vote for nazi dictatorship."
This one's unworthy, pastor.


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Default Re: stupid Australians making fun of us - 02-13-2008, 01:53 AM

I appologise I had lapse of judgement. May god fogive my descrepenscies!

1) The gospels (especially Matthew 21:4 and John 12:14-15) claim that Jesus fulfills the prophecy of Zechariah 9:9. But the next few verses (Zechariah 9:10-13) show that the person referred to in this verse is a military king that would rule "from sea to sea". Since Jesus had neither an army nor a kingdom, he could not have fulfilled this prophecy.
2) Matthew (Matthew 2:17-18) quotes Jeremiah (Jeremiah 31:15), claiming that it was a prophecy of King Herod’s alleged slaughter of the children in and around Bethlehem after the birth of Jesus. But this passage refers to the Babylonian captivity, as is clear by reading the next two verses (Jeremiah 31:16-17), and, thus, has nothing to do with Herod’s massacre.
3) John 19:33 says that during Jesus’ crucifixion, the soldiers didn’t break his legs because he was already dead. Verse John 19:36 claims that this fulfilled a prophecy: "Not a bone of him shall be broken." But there is no such prophecy. It is sometimes said that the prophecy appears in Exodus 12:46, Numbers 9:12 & Psalm 34:20. This is not correct. Exodus 12:46 & Numbers 9:12 are not prophecies, they are commandments. The Israelites are told not to break the bones of the Passover lamb, and this is all it is about. And Psalm 34:20 seems to refer to righteous people in general (see verse Psalm 34:19, where a plural is used), not to make a prophecy about a specific person.
4) "When Israel was a child, then I loved him, and called my son out of Egypt." Hosea 11:1. Matthew (Matthew 2:15) claims that the flight of Jesus’ family to Egypt is a fulfillment of this verse. But Hosea 11:1 is not a prophecy at all. It is a reference to the Hebrew exodus from Egypt and has nothing to do with Jesus. Matthew tries to hide this fact by quoting only the last part of the verse ("Out of Egypt I have called my son").
5) "But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, though thou be little among the thousands of Judah, yet out of thee shall he come forth unto me that is to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been from of old, from everlasting." Micah 5:2 The gospel of Matthew (Matthew 2:5-6) claims that Jesus’ birth in Bethlehem fulfils this prophecy. But this is unlikely for two reasons.
A) "Bethlehem Ephratah" in Micah 5:2 refers not to a town, but to a clan: the clan of Bethlehem, who was the son of Caleb’s second wife, Ephrathah (1 Chronicles 2:18, 2:50-52 & 4:4).
The prophecy (if that is what it is) does not refer to the Messiah, but rather to a military leader, as can be seen from Micah 5:6. This leader is supposed to defeat the Assyrians, which, of course, Jesus never did. It should also be noted that Matthew altered the text of Micah 5:2 by saying: "And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Judah" rather than "Bethlehem Ephratah" as is said in Micah 5:2. He did this, intentionally no doubt, to make this verse appear to refer to the town of Bethlehem rather than the family clan.


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