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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
11-29-2010, 09:13 PM
The ol' reverend's fittin' to get him some pussy!
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11-29-2010, 09:43 PM
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The ol' reverend's fittin' to get him some pussy!
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I hope not, considering that he has a couple of my finest protection dogs. They're not exactly cat friendly, unless of course he wants me to come in and work with them.
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11-29-2010, 10:49 PM
Real niggas don't gotta set up fake Bible studies to get with girls, real niggas take the pussy.
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11-29-2010, 11:39 PM
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Real niggas don't gotta set up genuine Bible studies to get with girls, real niggas take the pussy.
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12-01-2010, 01:41 AM
I'd love to come for your bible study.
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01-05-2011, 09:48 PM
I've just found this site and it's awesome!! And I have to say that I would just love to attend a hotel with Rev. Jim for some real intense 1-on-1 action with such an experienced man! Surely that's any Christian girl's dream?
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01-05-2011, 10:40 PM
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I've just found this site and it's awesome!! And I have to say that I would just love to attend a hotel with Rev. Jim for some real intense 1-on-1 action with such an experienced man! Surely that's any Christian girl's dream?
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I will need a picture time and date stamped with Rev. Jim's name on it hand written.
The reverend is a busy man and I assure you I will forward the photos to him. Just send your picture to my email address in my signature.
Confidentiality assured.
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01-05-2011, 11:06 PM
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They ain't teenergers, mercy, no dey ain't.
Dey trashy one, LeVitra she almost 30 now but she still act like you be.
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01-05-2011, 11:20 PM
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The reverend is a busy man and I assure you I will forward the photos to him. Just send your picture to my email address in my signature.
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Brother Levi, it seems like only yesterday I sent my niece's picture to you for possible inclusion in Reverend Jim's ministry.
I know you're a busy man and may not remember her.
I'm sending her picture again:
You approved her and sent her on to the good Reverend and he accepted her into his Ministry.
She returned only a few months later and I have to say she was become a wonderful "woman".
My thankis to you and Reverend Jim. He trained her well and I have only good things to say about his fine touch.
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01-05-2011, 11:36 PM
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Brother Levi, it seems like only yesterday I sent my niece's picture to you for possible inclusion in Reverend Jim's ministry.
I know you're a busy man and may not remember her.
I'm sending her picture again:
You approved her and sent her on to the good Reverend and he accepted her into his Ministry.
She returned only a few months later and I have to say she was become a wonderful "woman".
My thankis to you and Reverend Jim. He trained her well and I have only good things to say about his fine touch.
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Did she walk the same? I like the way I walk.
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01-06-2011, 03:13 PM
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Did she walk the same? I like the way I walk.
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When Rev Jim gets done with them, they don't walk, they glide. After all they have been lifted up by Jesus.
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01-06-2011, 04:30 PM
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Did she walk the same? I like the way I walk.
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But the way you're walking will lead you straight to Hell.
Believe me, after I'm done with a young lady, she walks totally different. She embraces Christ and has her sins cleansed.
1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
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01-06-2011, 04:39 PM
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Believe me, after I'm done with a young lady, she walks totally different. She embraces Christ and has her sins cleansed.
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Exactly the way my niece was returned to me. And she just can't stop smiling.
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01-06-2011, 05:00 PM
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Exactly the way my niece was returned to me. And she just can't stop smiling.
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I know she's thankful for having gone through the ministry, but believe me, I'm probably more indebted to God to have been blessed in meeting such a vivacious, beautiful young woman just so eager to turn over for Jesus. You've made me a very happy man, your Honor. If you can secure some more young ladies like her please, send them my way.
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01-06-2011, 09:18 PM
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If you can secure some more young ladies like her please, send them my way.
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It would be my pleasure.
I'm going to look into adding a little something to my sentencing guidelines for the 18 to 24 year olds.
I will, of course, send them to Brother Levi for pre-screening.
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Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo -
01-07-2011, 03:00 AM
I have several friends who do so need to experience your ministry. Later this month I will be witnessing at a vile pagan Saturnalia (clothing optional) where many totems of delusion will be presented by Satan in a grotesque attempt to penetrate his odious doctrines of the flesh into these young and vulnerable minds.
I try to convert them wherever I find them, and understand that where parental supervision is unavailable an age of majority is important in making the sort of life transforming decision that God demands from those who long for Him, in their lives, and wish to avoid a Hell of ugly devils.
Romans 12:2 And bee not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renuing of your minde, that ye may proue what is that good, that acceptable and perfect will of God.
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It appears from earlier posts that different ages apply in Australian states than is the case in America. Would you be available to fly so far to witness yourself? If I arranged travel to the U.S. there might be difficulties, but their need is so great that it would be remiss I feel, to delay sound teaching, from The Bible©1611 - and from one as Godly and committed as yourself, Rev. Osborne.
I can't describe the things they do: it makes me weep.
I trust your advice, your experience and judgement in this matter.
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01-08-2011, 01:40 AM
That's a lovely idea!! I would love to know about about God! When is the soonest I can attend? We would have to be quiet though because my Catholic parents do not approve of my not being Catholic anymore, and they will do anything to stop me from hearing the True Word of God!
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01-08-2011, 03:28 AM
Reverend, I would love to be a part of your ministry! I can soothe the fears of the fallen woman or girl and lead her right to your luxury 5-star hotel room door. And I will gladly videotape and photograph her glorious conversion to the Lord! To be born again is a moment a young lady should be able to watch again and again, I believe.
Praise Reverend Jim!
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01-16-2011, 12:10 AM
According to the bible i read KJV, we are to sue no person for bad mouthing us and as a preacher you will have to take it like the Lord JesusChrist did. Another thing i see here is unsaved unwelcome, is thisjust a private social gathering to warm up seats on sunday morning or to spread the gospel like Jesus told believers to do when he died on the cross. When i seen this unsaved unwelcome in your web page who are u serving yourselves or God. I believe Jesus would have called it self righteous hypocrites,Jesus called out the jewish leaders on this point.The church is for sinners we all are sinners even when we got saved does not mean we wont sin again.
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01-16-2011, 12:20 AM
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According to the bible i read KJV, we are to sue no person for bad mouthing us and as a preacher you will have to take it like the Lord JesusChrist did.
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I have never heard that. Chapter and verse please.
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Another thing i see here is unsaved unwelcome, is thisjust a private social gathering to warm up seats on sunday morning or to spread the gospel like Jesus told believers to do when he died on the cross.
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This is our place to congregate with like minded Christians. We do our evangelizing and proselytizing in the streets and on mission trips.
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we all are sinners even when we got saved does not mean we wont sin again.
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That's not what my KJV says.
1 John 3:4-9 Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law.
And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin.
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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