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Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 03:52 AM
My son was growing true and straight into a man of the Good Book (King James version) until recently, when he fell in with evil companions. His once manly hair has grown long and wild, a goatish beard now obscures his once angelic visage and his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow. Loose women in diaphanous gowns hang on his arm (often several at a time). His male fellows cast dark looks about them, and they all adorn themselves with tattooed marks of Satan. Although I have no proof as yet, I fear drink, drugs and bestial carnality are their daily fare. I once even overheard terrifying references to Christopher Hitchens and George Carlin in a hastily terminated phone call between my son and one of these heartless seducers.
Brethren in Christ, I beg you to pray with me – a poor, friendless widow-woman of faultless public virtue – to help him find his way back to the true path – and Jesus, his one true friend.
Pray for him.
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 03:57 AM
Why has't the boy's Godly father stepped in and given him the beating he so richly deserves? Doesn't he care about following God's Word?
The Bible says to beat your children hard and often, and don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them.
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 04:02 AM
My friend it states you are from Ireland. Are you going to tell me you have not had your fare share of alcohol for the evening?
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Why has't the boy's Godly father stepped in and given him the beating he so richly deserves? Doesn't he care about following God's Word?
The Bible says to beat your children hard and often, and don't worry about hurting them. You may break a few bones and cause some brain damage, but it isn't going to kill them. And even if they do die, they'll be better off. They'll thank you in heaven for beating the hell out of them.
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.
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I pray some good beatings will correct your hell-bound sinner of a son. If not, God instructs us to do this, from Deuteronomy:
21:18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: 21:19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; 21:20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21:21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by iamunce
My son was growing true and straight into a man of the Good Book (King James version) until recently, when he fell in with evil companions. His once manly hair has grown long and wild, a goatish beard now obscures his once angelic visage and his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow. Loose women in diaphanous gowns hang on his arm (often several at a time). His male fellows cast dark looks about them, and they all adorn themselves with tattooed marks of Satan. Although I have no proof as yet, I fear drink, drugs and bestial carnality are their daily fare. I once even overheard terrifying references to Christopher Hitchens and George Carlin in a hastily terminated phone call between my son and one of these heartless seducers.
Brethren in Christ, I beg you to pray with me – a poor, friendless widow-woman of faultless public virtue – to help him find his way back to the true path – and Jesus, his one true friend.
Pray for him.
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My dear, I have been in a very similar situation as yourself regarding my Daughter.
She found herself led astray by Godless Goth's who forced her to live in that Hell-hole called Australia.
Praise Jesus my own security people, helped by Pastor Bobby-Joe managed to shoot the bastards persuade the Goth's to release her. Unfortunately she was seriously injured in the crossfire release.
Anyway, Jesus decided to let her live but as a punishment left her with a mental age of a 6 year old. She dribbles and stuff so I mainly keep her in the Cellar where I don't have to see her she can't harm herself.
I suggest that you Pray hard to Jesus (as I shall do for you) and give a Loving Donation to your favorite Church to show our Savior that you care about his suffering too.
I'll talk to Bobby-Joe and see if there is anything we can do to beat it out of him help him see reason.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by iamunce
My son was growing true and straight into a man of the Good Book (King James version) until recently, when he fell in with evil companions. His once manly hair has grown long and wild, a goatish beard now obscures his once angelic visage and his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow. Loose women in diaphanous gowns hang on his arm (often several at a time). His male fellows cast dark looks about them, and they all adorn themselves with tattooed marks of Satan. Although I have no proof as yet, I fear drink, drugs and bestial carnality are their daily fare. I once even overheard terrifying references to Christopher Hitchens and George Carlin in a hastily terminated phone call between my son and one of these heartless seducers.
Brethren in Christ, I beg you to pray with me – a poor, friendless widow-woman of faultless public virtue – to help him find his way back to the true path – and Jesus, his one true friend.
Pray for him.
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If his eyebrows have grown together in a devilish unibrow, it sounds like he might've fallen in with the J*h*v*h's W*tn*ss*s crowd. I shall pray for him, but it really sounds like the kindest thing to do at this point might just be to have him humanely put down.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 06:00 PM
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My friend it states you are from Ireland. Are you going to tell me you have not had your fare share of alcohol for the evening?
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 06:11 PM
How do you figure? Are the Irish not known for their booze and being Catlick?
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 06:15 PM
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How do you figure? Are the Irish not known for their booze and being Catlick?
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So?
Stereotyping is still wrong.
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 06:28 PM
Wrong again, chimp! It's called telling the truth (which you know nothing about!)
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So?
Stereotyping is still wrong.
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 06:53 PM
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Wrong again, chimp! It's called telling the truth (which you know nothing about!)
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I know more about the truth than you ever will, as you still believe in George Bush's evil lies.
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 08:33 PM
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I know more about the truth than you ever will, as you still believe in George Bush's evil lies.
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Lies? What are you babbling about, heathen? President Bush has done his best to try to make the world a better place. You people are the ones who pervert what is being said about Godly President Bush. You should thank Jesus that President Bush is still President. If it were up to someone like you, the world would be in the most ghastly condition, as if it wasn't already!
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 08:48 PM
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Lies? What are you babbling about, heathen? President Bush has done his best to try to make the world a better place. You people are the ones who pervert what is being said about Godly President Bush. You should thank Jesus that President Bush is still President. If it were up to someone like you, the world would be in the most ghastly condition, as if it wasn't already!
In Jesus,
Walter Brimstone
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George Bush is corrupt.
His government is corrupt.
The war he's embarked upon is corrupt.
His ideas are corrupt.
Everything about him is corrupt.
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 09:00 PM
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George Bush is corrupt.
His government is corrupt.
The war he's embarked upon is corrupt.
His ideas are corrupt.
Everything about him is corrupt.
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Are you saying Jesus is corrupt? Is that what you are driving at? For your information, this is True Christianity™ vs. satan. Friend, there are people wanting to kill us because of our beliefs. You condone that, do you not? This war is about defending what we believe in. So where is the corruption? You make Jesus sick, heathen!
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Walter Brimstone
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 09:05 PM
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Are you saying Jesus is corrupt? Is that what you are driving at? For your information, this is True Christianity™ vs. satan. Friend, there are people wanting to kill us because of our beliefs. You condone that, do you not? This war is about defending what we believe in. So where is the corruption? You make Jesus sick, heathen!
In Jesus,
Walter Brimstone
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I never condone killing no matter how evil a person is.
Even if they are as evil as you.
Bush and his government are corrupt, you know that and you like it.
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 09:22 PM
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I never condone killing no matter how evil a person is.
Even if they are as evil as you.
Bush and his government are corrupt, you know that and you like it.
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So, now you're saying, I'm evil? Why? Because I hate islam? Because there are people who want to kill me because I hate islam? Because I hate satan and what he is trying to do to all True Christians™? No, friend, It's heathens such as yourself who support terrorism that are evil. Whether or not I like it makes no difference, Jesus expects us to defend Him and His Beliefs so that's why we are fighting. President Bush has no agenda to promote except our freedoms, bottom line.
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Walter Brimstone
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 09:25 PM
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So, now you're saying, I'm evil? Why? Because I hate islam? Because there are people who want to kill me because I hate islam? Because I hate satan and what he is trying to do to all True Christians™? No, friend, It's heathens such as yourself who support terrorism that are evil. Whether or not I like it makes no difference, Jesus expects us to defend Him and His Beliefs so that's why we are fighting. President Bush has no agenda to promote except our freedoms, bottom line.
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Walter Brimstone
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You're argument yet again is based on generalisations.
1. You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist just look at George Bush
2.Not all Muslims are terrorists
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-26-2008, 09:35 PM
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You're argument yet again is based on generalisations.
1. You don't have to be Muslim to be a terrorist just look at George Bush
2.Not all Muslims are terrorists
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How can President Bush be a True Christian™ & Terrorist? That's a contradiction in terms by iteslf. Mudslimes have always been jealous of our way of life and that is why all mudslimes hate us and want to kill us. once again you are defending the evil in this world and that is why you are going to hell with the rest of the supporters of satan and his army.
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Walter Brimstone
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Re: Pray that my prodigal son returns -
07-27-2008, 01:20 AM
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I never condone killing no matter how evil a person is.
Even if they are as evil as you.
Bush and his government are corrupt, you know that and you like it.
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What kind of a communist are you then? Do you repudiate the millions that your heroes Stalin and Mao slaughtered in the name of Karl Marx, Charles Darwin and satan?
You'd kill our Godly President if you had half a chance. Your threats have been passed along to the DOF. Expect a knock on your door about 4 am. Praise Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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