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Global Warming and the Middle East... -
05-09-2008, 05:01 PM
We all know that global warming is simply untrue. The liberal demoncrats use this to try to scare away profits from the American oil companies ($$ that the companies desperately need to continue research). Many people seem to think that this Satanic global warming trend thingy is true so I have a solution...
Why not just nuke the entire middle east, put up an American Flag, Bible rack, car wash and self serve island and then use the resulting nuclear winter to offset this alleged global warming? Sounds reasonable to me. Thoughts?
Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Global Warming and the Middle East... -
05-09-2008, 05:20 PM
Global Warming supporters are just the leftover hippies from the communist pinko radical movement in the 70s. After the fall of communism they decided to rally behind environmentalism to cripple capitalism and America in general.
Nuking the Middle East would solve the vermin problem but the area would still need to be utilized and worked for our oil. My best guess is that America would start sending the illegals over there to do it. They work until radiation cancer kills them and they are replaced. It's a win/win situation for real Americans who depend on cheap gas to get to and from Wal-Mart every week. Less beans means less traffic and more stuff at the store to buy.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Global Warming and the Middle East... -
05-09-2008, 06:05 PM
Global warming is caused from all the souls burning in HELL. It is over flowing!
Just wait until Bush Nukes all the towel heads. Can you imagine how crammed Hell with be then!!
GLORY!!!!!!!
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Global Warming and the Middle East... -
05-09-2008, 08:17 PM
Satan will have a real prison shower of a time when all those Muslims get there.
I bet he's sick of raping bloody chunks and charred torsos and can't wait to get some complete ones to molest for a change.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Global Warming and the Middle East... -
05-10-2008, 02:43 AM
All the beatniks and hippies burning Bibles since the 1950's is what did it. Also feminazis burning their undergarments.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Global Warming and the Middle East... -
05-10-2008, 03:08 AM
Two piece under garments for the ladies and those BIG beds that so many folks seem to have. It just inspires fornication.
Muslims are all naked under their dresses which is why they are so oversexed and adept at rape. The women all expect to be raped so they wear blankets over their faces to hide their shame. I mean who would want to be known as "the woman who had intercourse with a Muslim"?
I hear thats also why they commit explosive suicide. The whole region is awash in Satanism and should be leveled and began anew.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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