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Homegrown, no mixed crops or clothes! -
05-09-2008, 05:50 AM
GM foods, not from Cheverolet!!!!
GM foods means genetic modification has been done. Now, I am certain that since God commands that different crops not be planted in the same field, these GM crops must be Satanic Democratic Science! They have somehow crossed a fish with a tomato and got it to grow.
Maybe homeschooled isn’t enough these days and we need to push homegrown. I bet your wife and kids have enough free time to turn your lawn into a big ol’ garden! Then you won’t have to get out there in the heat and start that Snapper up and cut the lawn anymore either.
Not only will you not have to risk ingesting Satanic fishtomatoes, not have to cut the grass, but have more gas for your bass boat, and save money on food to tithe to the church!
I bet a used Snapper would bring enough money for a nice 12 gauge hunting gun too.
I’m sure the old gal will fall to her knees in gratitude for the chance to break out the old jars and put up some food for winter. Why we could even make a church social out of it!
Just think of all those ladies singing hymns and boiling jars and putting God’s goodness in glass for the winter!
And what about these modern cloths?
Can we be sure what’s in them? I say we invest in some looms and such and let the ladies remember how good their Grandmothers had it. I think I even know where to get some spinning wheels for a song. Why we could even plant some cotton fields and I bet the part time employees would just jump up and sing a song and break out a banjo and strum up a storm at the chance to get out in those fields like in the old days! They might even start to tap dance and play the spoons out of pure happiness!
I know I overheard in a chat room some folks talking about how the kids of the cleaners was getting into trouble and such. I bet their parents would love to see them working the fields and building strong bodies and going to bed tired from an honest days work, instead of passing out from Mad Dog 20/20 and Malt Liqour!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Homegrown, no mixed crops or clothes! -
05-09-2008, 05:55 AM
I decided to just pave over the weeds in my yard to prevent any unwanted genetically modified seeds from sprouting. It gives me comfort, and also, it's easier to clean. I think I'll install a basket ballhoop, so I can practice dribbling (*the basketball, you pervert).
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Homegrown, no mixed crops or clothes! -
05-09-2008, 06:52 AM
Yes, but you can't eat asphalt.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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