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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga
I have to agree with Mrs. Etheldreda on this one. Personally, I think South America has been on a downward spiral since 1820's, but I might be biased.
I've been to a few countries in South America, and there is a lot of poverty and discrimination against the native people. These elite places that you've shown a few posts earlier were made possible due to the exploitation of the native people. Is this really something to brag about?... Only if you are one of these privileged whitish elites.
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I would have to agree with this comment. I have also been to South America. In fact, I have been clear to Brownsville. The Mexicans down there are very rude to White people. We let them come to our country and they discriminate against us. The whole area is full of cactus and rattlesnakes. Everyone is armed and they seem angry.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 02:00 AM
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I would have to agree with this comment. I have also been to South America. In fact, I have been clear to Brownsville. The Mexicans down there are very rude to White people. We let them come to our country and they discriminate against us. The whole area is full of cactus and rattlesnakes. Everyone is armed and they seem angry.
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Amen, Brother. My participation in the Landover Baptist Church Mission to Godless South America was one of the most terrifying experiences of my entire life. Thes people are rude, loud, and always invading other people's personal space.
Godless heathens!
Not to mention, that all south americans are homosexuals. They have absolutely no shame in displaying the fag flag next to their state flags:
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 04:42 AM
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Why do they fly the Greek and French flags?
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 05:00 AM
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Why do they fly the Greek and French flags?
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One is the orangatang flag
Sorry, I don't know the other one :/
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 05:04 AM
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 05:11 AM
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One is the orangatang flag
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Since when do monkeys have flags?
Oh! You mean over in africa!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 05:23 AM
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Since when do monkeys have flags?
Oh! You mean over in africa!
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Very mature of you to edit my comment... learn some geography and about flags
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 05:25 AM
In Argentina, which is one of those countries near to Mexico where they speak Mexican, a court has ruled that an orangutan has certain rights. He is to be set free from the zoo. I expect they will give apes the vote there soon. They already gave the vote to 16 year olds. I believe they will want to elect President Barak Obama as their president directly as he gets through ravaging America.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-23-2014, 05:45 AM
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Why do they fly the Greek and French flags?
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Perhaps the other flag is the flag of the Chili county? No surprise, it the the country that only consists of shoreline and has been led either by the communist poet Neruda or the cat lick dictator Pinchest . Yes, it DOES rhyme like incest!
It is probably a county of Peru or whatever but I have a funny adecdote about it. There is a desert at the North of this county called Nazcar and the cat licks over there in a desperate attempt to direct some tourist cash their way have dug shallow grooves on the sand to deceive people into believing in visitations by space aliens. This is an example:
So, once again, feeble attempts to justify sodomy. The sorry state of the whole (in)continent is an obvious outcome. No education, constant cocaine abuse, pentacostalism, sodomy. Jesus weeps. But, as a good man, I'm praying for these lost souls. Let their accommodation in Hell not be of the worst kind.
Hebrews 5:2
Who can have compassion on the ignorant, and on them that are out of the way; for that he himself also is compassed with infirmity.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-29-2014, 08:25 PM
By insulting another countries, you're not showing love for USA, you're not being patriotic, you're merely showing your lack of education, if you see your land as beautiful then is ok, every person should see their homeland like that, but being born outside your country is not our fault, is not something horrible and be sure we're not destined to be your servants, in fact, one of our former presidents estudied in Harvard University
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-29-2014, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by OverlyAttachedJaviera
By insulting another countries, you're not showing love for USA, you're not being patriotic, you're merely showing your lack of education, if you see your land as beautiful then is ok, every person should see their homeland like that, but being born outside your country is not our fault, is not something horrible and be sure we're not destined to be your servants, in fact, one of our former presidents estudied in Harvard University
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My dear:
I've been to that God-forgotten land of yours. I didn't like it.
Also: Harvard is the place where all the leftie nutjobs go to become even worse leftie nutjobs. Why would you mention that as if it were a good thing?
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12-29-2014, 08:42 PM
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Harvard is a very prestigious university, if you go there then you'll be a wonderful professional, of course you have to work hard, but just being accepted there is a huge pride, do you know how many nobel prize winners studied in that important school?
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-29-2014, 09:48 PM
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Harvard is a very prestigious university, if you go there then you'll be a wonderful professional, of course you have to work hard, but just being accepted there is a huge pride, do you know how many nobel prize winners studied in that important school?
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To be a soldier of Jesus - THAT is a huge pride!!!
You are going wrong way. When you let Jesus enter, forgiveness comes to you. You see your false life and repent. Have courage to let HIM change your life!!!
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
12-29-2014, 09:59 PM
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Harvard is a very prestigious university, if you go there then you'll be a wonderful professional, of course you have to work hard, but just being accepted there is a huge pride, do you know how many nobel prize winners studied in that important school?
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The Unabomber went to Harvard so yeah, excellent point.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
01-02-2015, 03:13 AM
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To be a soldier of Jesus - THAT is a huge pride!!!
You are going wrong way. When you let Jesus enter, forgiveness comes to you. You see your false life and repent. Have courage to let HIM change your life!!!
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So if I let "Jesus" enter in my life, I would end like you... yeah, that doesn't sound very nice
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
01-02-2015, 04:10 AM
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So if I let "Jesus" enter in my life, I would end like you... yeah, that doesn't sound very nice
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Why are you so filled with hate? Why is every word you post designed to make people loathe you?
(Colossians 4:6) "Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man."
You talk like some drunken syphilitic whore.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-06-2015, 02:30 AM
I have discovered yet another reason why God hates South America.
In Leviticus, we learn that God hates those who have broken stones:
Leviticus 21:18-20
18 For whatsoever man [he be] that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
This is reinforced in Deuteronomy:
Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Likewise, commiting adultery with stones is a bad thing:
Jeremiah 3:7-9
7 And I said after she had done all these [things], Turn thou unto me. But she returned not. And her treacherous sister Judah saw [it].
8 And I saw, when for all the causes whereby backsliding Israel committed adultery I had put her away, and given her a bill of divorce; yet her treacherous sister Judah feared not, but went and played the harlot also.
9 And it came to pass through the lightness of her whoredom, that she defiled the land, and committed adultery with stones and with stocks.
Below is an image which serves as evidence that South American men notoriously break these God's commandments. You can clearly see that the photographed male has broken (=wounded) stones, and that he is playing with them (wouldn't that be considered committing adultery with his own stones?)
WARNING: This image should be reserved for Pastors' viewing only. Women, children, and even impressionable young men should not scroll down. (I'm pasting that image with my eyes closed).
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DISCLAIMER: I am not responsible for viewers fainting, getting sick, or being deeply offended by this image. You've been warned!
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-06-2015, 02:45 AM
Dear, sweet, innocent Sister, I believe that the Lord God had a different type of stones in mind, but I believe that it is best that we not pursue the matter. But, yes, you are correct, those are stones he is playing with and you must be congratulated for your vigilance.
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-14-2015, 08:10 PM
listen mormons my father comes from Ecuador which is located in South America i have visited there it's not a bad country they may be catholics and of mestizo origin but why are you god fearing pussies talking crap about such a beautiful continent when America is becoming a shit hole thanks to that faggot donald trump don't judge them
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Re: Seven reasons why God hates South America -
10-14-2015, 08:19 PM
So when do you report to start working on that wall?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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