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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-11-2012, 04:20 PM

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Aaron called me and wanted me to post that I'm happy he is my husband and that my life is good now and that running a small hog farm and being his wife is all I ever wanted and now I have that. So thats it I guess. I have to go check on the hogs
Naomi, with all due respect, i am guessing that he MADE you say that, come on. i mean did you really want to marry an old pedophile who raised pigs? im sorry but, i just cannot really believe that raising pigs is all that you really ever wanted. also, you husband (who i highly DETEST) is enough of a pig anyway.
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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-11-2012, 05:32 PM

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Naomi, with all due respect, i am guessing that he MADE you say that, come on. i mean did you really want to marry an old pedophile who raised pigs? im sorry but, i just cannot really believe that raising pigs is all that you really ever wanted. also, you husband (who i highly DETEST) is enough of a pig anyway.
Many of us can assure you, as we know Capt. and Mrs. Portway personally, she is acting of her own free will. Many of us had the honor of attending their wedding, and although she looked a little woozy at the time (what bride isn't nervous?), she has been nothing but grateful and therefore happy with the good Captain's charity.


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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-11-2012, 06:07 PM

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Many of us can assure you, as we know Capt. and Mrs. Portway personally, she is acting of her own free will. Many of us had the honor of attending their wedding, and although she looked a little woozy at the time (what bride isn't nervous?), she has been nothing but grateful and therefore happy with the good Captain's charity.
Aaron wanted me to say that I'm very happy all the time and I love him very much and I'm lucky he let me marry him. Or otherwise he said I'd probably be living in some shack down by the train tracks with a bunch of Mexicans and I'd be their whore and then I'd have a real reason to cry and complain all the time.

So I just want to say it again, I'm very happy and I'm lucky too.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-11-2012, 09:27 PM

Merged the two threads.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-11-2012, 09:48 PM

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Many of us can assure you, as we know Capt. and Mrs. Portway personally, she is acting of her own free will. Many of us had the honor of attending their wedding, and although she looked a little woozy at the time (what bride isn't nervous?), she has been nothing but grateful and therefore happy with the good Captain's charity.
Sad that I was that I could not attend in person, the live stream made it very clear the blushing bride was happy to be there, I expect.


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-12-2012, 01:18 AM

This Thread made me sick brain washed piece of doo doo selling his daughter for money man we live in a messed up world shame on you

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-12-2012, 03:34 AM

so you all are just trolls? huh.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-12-2012, 03:39 AM

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so you all are just trolls? huh.
Why would we troll our own forum? That doesn't even make sense.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-12-2012, 03:46 AM

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Why would we troll our own forum? That doesn't even make sense.
Because...it's fun. I mean honestly...no one would ACTUALLY sell their own daughter, lol. lolololol. that's hilarious.
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Because...it's fun. I mean honestly...no one would ACTUALLY sell their own daughter, lol. lolololol. that's hilarious.
Then why is Exodus 21:7 in the Bible? "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do".


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Thank you, thats most helpful. And now I know exactly where to look in my new KJV Bible for some more clarity!

But by my terms used, I meant that a woman could be used by a pastor as a sort of learning aide to help the confused Homo.
You may have the germ of an idea there.

A woman choosing to become an ex-harlot could learn how to be a proper wife as she helps a man choosing to become an ex-gay learn to be a man.
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I believe this whole post proves something:

Christians do what they're told regardless of what's right
Atheists do what's right regardless of what they're told.
So it was right for Jeffrey Dahmer to rape and murder and eat young homosexual Asian boys? Surely he was told he shouldn't.

(Jeffrey Dahmer was an atheist who found Jesus while in prison.)

It was right for Stalin to massacre millions? Surely he was told it wasn't the right thing to do.

Or would you care to try your little Internet meme again?


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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-12-2012, 04:01 AM

ALL OF YOU piffleS ARE STUPID AS piffle AND YOU SHOULD ALL DIE. Why have kid's if you can't afford to keep them? piffleING IDIOTS!
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Because...it's fun. I mean honestly...no one would ACTUALLY sell their own daughter, lol. lolololol. that's hilarious.
If you read this thread, you'll see the love Good Christian Woman has for her daughter, Naomi. She offered a more than fair exchange for a functional help meet, and in return, Naomi has hope for salvation.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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Then why is Exodus 21:7 in the Bible? "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do".
Do you realize that we're not in bible times anymore, lollll. Are you trying to pretend you are? Selling your daughter in today's society is a ton different than selling her back then. I don't condone selling your daughter at all. You all take the bible so literally and then twist it all up and then stupid shit comes back out.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-12-2012, 04:57 AM

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Do you realize that we're not in bible times anymore, lollll...
Yes.

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... Are you trying to pretend you are? ...
No.

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...Selling your daughter in today's society is a ton different than selling her back then...
Do you see a "Best Before" date on your Bible? Jesus' message is eternal:

Hebrews 13:8 "Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever."

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... I don't condone selling your daughter at all...
Nor do I (I'm atheist, thanks for noticing), but bride-price is condoned by the Bible. All Bibles, not just the King James. In fact, the KJV is more "humane" than most; the verse in question refers to the girl as a "maidservant", where most translations call her a "slave".

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... You all take the bible so literally and then twist it all up and then stupid shit comes back out.
How is it "twisted" by quoting it word-for-word, with citations and references? Wouldn't "twisting" it be what happens in mainstream churches (like the one your parents go to), where they deny what's plainly written in the Book they're praising?


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-12-2012, 08:34 AM

Was tax paid for selling your daughter? I wonder how the police would feel about this matter?
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-12-2012, 02:17 PM

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Was tax paid for selling your daughter? I wonder how the police would feel about this matter?
Are you implying that you are a federal law enforcement officer? That's a felony under Title 18 USC § 912.

Transmission of a threat across state lines complicates matters.

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Default Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? - 05-12-2012, 04:39 PM

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Also, you are embarrassing yourself and making a fool of yourself and wasting the time of Law Enforcement Officers like myself.

Do you know how sick cops get of people like you?
btw officer porker; I had some faggot ass cops such as yourself giving me a hard time for a little bit of gods gift in my American sandwich bag and he stripped my new Acura.

He was also Portuguese; not that race or culture should matter in social settings but I was offended by his lack of knowledge on the law, No reason to search me there was no smells or anything out for cause and he wants to take me to jail & tow me car not even reading my Miranda rights he calls a women officer to strip the harlots in my vehicle; The only reason I drove my car home that night and went to bed was because those harlots had no other way home. They can't fly like they want to.

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btw officer porker; I had some faggot ass cops such as yourself giving me a hard time for a little bit of gods gift in my American sandwich bag and he stripped my new Acura.

He was also Portuguese; not that race or culture should matter in social settings but I was offended by his lack of knowledge on the law, No reason to search me there was no smells or anything out for cause and he wants to take me to jail & tow me car not even reading my Miranda rights he calls a women officer to strip the harlots in my vehicle; The only reason I drove my car home that night and went to bed was because those harlots had no other way home. They can't fly like they want to.

Burn in hell ignorant doughnut consumer.

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 05-12-2012, 05:52 PM

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Was tax paid for selling your daughter? I wonder how the police would feel about this matter?


The police? Do you have even the slightest clue as to how the world works? The Iowa Department of Revenue sets sales tax rates, not the local police. In Freehold, the tax rate is 6%. However, there is an exemption in the tax code for what are known as Casual Sales. Casual Sales are transactions by non-retailers or occasional sales that do not fall under a businesses every day or "typical" operations. An example would be a machine shop selling a piece of used equipment that they no longer needed.

As Naomi's parents are not in the business of selling brides, the transaction is exempt. Interestingly, if they sell two more of their children within 12 months of selling me Naomi, they would need to charge tax on the third sale, as three or more similar transactions in a twelve month period become de facto "typical" business procedures.

Also nearly all vehicle sales, even between private parties, require the seller to collect sales tax, but Naomi is not a car. I swear, unsaved people are so stupid!




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