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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-17-2011, 08:56 PM

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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-17-2011, 09:00 PM

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Matthew 5:48 is taken out of the beatitudes when Jesus is talking about loving our enemies as ourselves. He wasn't talking about overall moral perfection, but making attempts to be perfect through the love of everyone around us, just as Christ himself would.
Ezekiel 28:15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.
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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-17-2011, 09:04 PM

Wow, and you guys accuse me of cherry-picking...
*sigh* okay, let's try to go at this from a different perspective. What exactly is the context of Ezekiel 28:15. Who is speaking to whom about what?


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-17-2011, 09:59 PM

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Wow, and you guys accuse me of cherry-picking...
*sigh* okay, let's try to go at this from a different perspective. What exactly is the context of Ezekiel 28:15. Who is speaking to whom about what?
Why don't you go look it up for yourself? The answer is in the same chapter.

Or do you need to call your priest to ask him what it "really" means.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-17-2011, 10:07 PM

Pastor, I'm not catholic, and if you want to that's fine, but I don't believe that's necessary. And from what I understand of that chapter, it is God speaking to the King of Tyre, with an allusion to the creation story of Adam and Eve, who were created perfect before Eve sinned by listening to the serpent, thus bringing sin into the world. Humans, by nature of sin, are not perfect. As far as I know, the only person to live a 100% sinless life was Jesus, and I highly doubt anyone else whoever lived could truthfully make that claim.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-18-2011, 08:09 PM

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Forgive me miss, but how am I a liar?...Albeit my understanding may be flawed in your opinion, it's just that; a matter of opinion. Yes, it's based upon biblical fact...
I agree.

I am glad you've established an open dialogue with them, and that they seem open to learn.

You are just what this place needed : )
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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-18-2011, 11:44 PM

It's what I'm here for. : )
I've also noticed that people just stop responding to me. Does that mean that our side wins by default? Haha studying scripture definitely pays off.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-18-2011, 11:57 PM

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I agree.

I am glad you've established an open dialogue with them, and that they seem open to learn.

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It's what I'm here for. : )
I've also noticed that people just stop responding to me. Does that mean that our side wins by default? Haha studying scripture definitely pays off.
So the two of you think that God should change to fit your feelings of what he "should" be?

Oh, and NoFriendofGod, you don't "study" scripture, you twist it and turn it to the point that it is completely unrecognizable from the original meaning. When God say's he hates XYZ, what he really means is that he LOVES XYZ, we just don't have the magic glasses to be able to understand that.

We quit responding to you in the hopes that you would just go away. Also, you know, some of us have real lives and can't sit here 24/7 waiting for trolls with no reading comprehension to show up.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 04-19-2011, 12:04 AM

No reading comprehension? I'm hurt. And I'm not a troll.
And obviously, it says nowhere in the Bible that God hates homosexuals. It says that homosexual acts are abominations, but no version I have read, including all three KJV versions, says anything about God hating me. If you can come up with adequate biblical proof that says God hates me, I'll leave and never even so much as think of coming back. Until then, I'm going to fight for what's right, and honey, that certainly ain't murder and hatred of people because of who and what they are. Call me a fluffy bunny or a false Christian, I don't care, but when judgment day comes, don't be shocked to see me in heaven along with the rest of y'all.


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No reading comprehension? I'm hurt. And I'm not a troll.
You came onto our board with the specific intention of disrupting our discussions and getting the attention you desparately seek in real life. How is that not being a troll?


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And obviously, it says nowhere in the Bible that God hates homosexuals. It says that homosexual acts are abominations, but no version I have read, including all three KJV versions, says anything about God hating me.
**sigh** I hate the fact that some stuff I repeat so often, I keep it in a word document so I can just copy and paste it back on here.

Genesis 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. (And we all know what God did to Sodom)

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 22:46 And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.
(some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

Romans 1:27-31 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

1 Corintians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


By the way, you think God loves Abominations? What exactly do you think it means when God says something is an abomination?



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If you can come up with adequate biblical proof that says God hates me, I'll leave and never even so much as think of coming back. Until then, I'm going to fight for what's right, and honey,
DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME HONEY YOU FILTHY DISEASE RIDDEN PIECE OF TRASH.
I know for a fact that you'll take all of the stuff above and twist it and turn it in your own AIDS addled brain to say that GOD LOVED THE HOMER.

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that certainly ain't murder and hatred of people because of who and what they are. Call me a fluffy bunny or a false Christian, I don't care, but when judgment day comes, don't be shocked to see me in heaven along with the rest of y'all.
Really, again, read the scripture above and tell me how much God loves you.


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I still didn't read a single word of hate. Also, why would God destroy sodom because the people wanted to get to know the angels? It even says it black and white right there, that they may know them. Or is there some hidden connotation that I'm not noticing there?
Harsh words. Pardon me ma'am, I call everyone honey.
Alas, your point has been made, and I feel extremely belittled. However, as S. J. Henderson so eloquently put it in 1902;
"Saved by the blood of the Crucified One!
Now ransomed from sin and a new work begun,
Sing praise to the Father and praise to the Son,
Saved by the blood of the Crucified One!


Glory, I’m saved! Glory, I’m saved!
My sins are all pardoned, my guilt is all gone!
Glory, I’m saved! Glory, I’m saved!
I am saved by the blood of the Crucified One!"
I know it may not be scripture, but that is what I perceive to be the true message of God's love.


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DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME HONEY YOU FILTHY DISEASE RIDDEN PIECE OF TRASH.
You cant expect people to come here an help you with what they know if you're going to yell at them like that. He has good points and you are so cought up in your cutting and pasting over and over with the oh so sly little "asides" thrown in here and there that your not listening to him
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God hates homers that is why he made AIDS!
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God hates homers that is why he made AIDS!
Well first God made Syphilis, which caused sores and madness
Scientists cured it
God sent Gonorrhea which caused homers and fornicators severe pain
Scientists cured it
God then sent Herpes more sores for life
Scientists haven't cured it, but they have controlled it
Then God sent AIDS
Do you people really want to cure it? What do you think God is going to send next? Wouldn't it be easier to just stop being sodomites and fornicators?


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Well first God made Syphilis, which caused sores and madness
Scientists cured it
God sent Gonorrhea which caused homers and fornicators severe pain
Scientists cured it
God then sent Herpes more sores for life
Scientists haven't cured it, but they have controlled it
Then God sent AIDS
Do you people really want to cure it? What do you think God is going to send next? Wouldn't it be easier to just stop being sodomites and fornicators?
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Wouldn't it be easier to just stop being sodomites and fornicators?
If it were easy, wouldn't more people have done it? Trust me, after spending two years, yes TWO WASTED YEARS of my life that I could have spent praising God instead of the very thought of him making me want to commit suicide, in one of those "rehabilitation" camps trying to "cure" myself, I gave up. It's a lost cause. Those who do "change" only change their sexual conducts, not how the actually feel. The truth is while they may act heterosexual, they still have thoughts and feelings pertaining to affections towards the same gender.
Tl;dr, it's not a choice, and it's not a disease, or they would have come up with an actual cure for it by now.


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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 01:51 AM

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If it were easy, wouldn't more people have done it? Trust me, after spending two years, yes TWO WASTED YEARS of my life that I could have spent praising God instead of the very thought of him making me want to commit suicide, in one of those "rehabilitation" camps trying to "cure" myself, I gave up. It's a lost cause. Those who do "change" only change their sexual conducts, not how the actually feel. The truth is while they may act heterosexual, they still have thoughts and feelings pertaining to affections towards the same gender.
Tl;dr, it's not a choice, and it's not a disease, or they would have come up with an actual cure for it by now.
Blahblahblah. Through Jesus all things are possible. The reason you're still a queer is that Jesus hates you. It's further proof that you aren't a Christian.

Stop whining and start praying.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 02:03 AM

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it's not a choice, and it's not a disease, or they would have come up with an actual cure for it by now.
Same reason cancer isn't a disease, right?

Sigh....

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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 03:07 AM

Alright I've had it with this crock. For one, homosexuality IS NOT the same thing as cancer, which is a legitimate, credible disease.
Second, give me one good reason why I should devote any time and energy praising your God who hates me and won't even listen? That logical fallacy confuses, and quite frankly, pisses me off. You're telling people to pray that God take away their sins, but God won't listen to them because they're sinners, thus creating an endless circle of sinnery without a savior. It's people like you who have the audacity to say things like that who turn people away from God.
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Default Re: "God is so angry about gay marriage" - 05-06-2011, 03:11 AM

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Alright I've had it with this crock. For one, homosexuality IS NOT the same thing as cancer, which is a legitimate, credible disease.
Second, give me one good reason why I should devote any time and energy praising your God who hates me and won't even listen? That logical fallacy confuses, and quite frankly, pisses me off. You're telling people to pray that God take away their sins, but God won't listen to them because they're sinners, thus creating an endless circle of sinnery without a savior. It's people like you who have the audacity to say things like that who turn people away from God.
/rage
Don't get your panties in a wad. Just because you have chosen to play "hide the pickle" with your high school soccer team instead of properly worshiping Jesus, that's no reason to throw a hissy fit on God's favorite forum.

Through Christ all things are possible. If you're still a queer, you're obviously doing it wrong.

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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