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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
So you go with friends to toilet randomly during the day to watch each other do a poo. That is very gay.
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LoL Let me give ya an example:
Me: DUDE, lets go bug someone!
Andrea: Ya that'll be rad.
Me: GUYS WE'RE GOING TO THE LIBRARY YOU IN OR OUT?!
James and Kyle: So in!
AT THE LIBRARY
- utter silence from everyone-
Me: Hey Andrea, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrea: I do believe I am
- more silence-
Andrea and I together:
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:35 PM
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LoL Let me give ya an example:
Me: DUDE, lets go bug someone!
Andrea: Ya that'll be rad.
Me: GUYS WE'RE GOING TO THE LIBRARY YOU IN OR OUT?!
James and Kyle: So in!
AT THE LIBRARY
- utter silence from everyone-
Me: Hey Andrea, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrea: I do believe I am
- more silence-
Andrea and I together: PSYCHO GROUPIE COCAINE CRAZY PSYCHO GROUPIE COKE MAKES YOU HIGH.... OH SHIT THERE'S SECURITY RUN!
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So you like hanging around libraries with your friends so you do not have to talk to each other. That must be very stimulating.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
So you like hanging around libraries with your friends so you do not have to talk to each other. That must be very stimulating.
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We talk sometimes, usually about music. We just like getting in trouble. A nice adrenaline rush in great every once in a while. MORE LYRICS!! Yay!
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
We talk sometimes, usually about music. We just like getting in trouble. A nice adrenaline rush in great every once in a while. MORE LYRICS!! Yay!
Glammed Up Fabulous,
Looking Hot, Dangerous!
So Vicious, Delicious,
I Got You piffleing Like It's Fitness!
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So you talk in the library just so you can get told off by the librarian. That does not sound like much fun. So you talk about Mozart and other composers.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:45 PM
Hi BlackHawke...
Nice to hear about your ever so fascinating every day life.
By the way... the 80's called, they need you back right now.
Deuteronomy 2:7
For the LORD thy God hath blessed thee in all the works of thy hand: he knoweth thy walking through this great wilderness: these forty years the LORD thy God hath been with thee; thou hast lacked nothing.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
So you talk in the library just so you can get told off by the librarian. That does not sound like much fun. So you talk about Mozart and other composers.
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No, we talk about Blood On The Dancefloor, The Medic Droid, and Jeffree Star.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
HxC is Hard Core. We do what we want, when we want, we live by no one's rules but our own. I'm here because I'm bored.
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Right-O - You are hard cored. Wow, we are mighty impressed and and in utter awe of your awesomeness
You are a 16 year old canadian child living in Edmonton
Please, get a life before Jesus comes and take it. You need to get right with God, child.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
No, we talk about Blood On The Dancefloor, The Medic Droid, and Jeffree Star.
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So you discuss if someone has a cut foot on the dance floor, and if the medics should be called. Is Jeffree Star the conductor for the orchestra.
Is Andrea your boyfriend.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TravisDK
Hi BlackHawke...
Nice to hear about your ever so fascinating every day life.
By the way... the 80's called, they need you back right now.
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Oh how original . BTW, the Conformists' Club of America called, you didn't pay your membership yet.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 03:01 PM
Listen up missy, continued childish behavior will force us to call your parents. You should spend more time up the street at the museum
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 03:03 PM
If you became a Christian you can still talk with you friends about music and sing songs together. The Lord has songs for you.
Ephesians 5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
If you became a Christian you can still talk with you friends about music and sing songs together. The Lord has songs for you.
Ephesians 5:19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;
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So true, Sister Lisa!
BlackHawke, I agree that listening to music with friends is awesome. I get a wonderful feeling of awe when I listen to my favourite records, and it's even better when my friends come around to share it. We sit around the gramaphone and, if we're lucky, my wife will bake us a pie!
Here are some of the hardcore records we listen to. I bet you and your friends would love them as much as we do!
These are so popular that it's a little hard to find them now.
What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
Hello, Bible thumping fools.
My name is Blackhawke, I am female, I am twenty, I live in Russia, I live with my boyfriend, we aren't married, I am a punk rocker, and I am HxC. Any questions?
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So basically you look like this? :
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-26-2010, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
No, we talk about Blood On The Dancefloor, The Medic Droid, and Jeffree Star.
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How can you STAND it? I know you need a release from the horror of daily life in Russia (or even Canada) but why us? No matter what you are now, you are doomed to grow old, like, at age 30, as a stooped-over potato-faced babushka, swilling borscht made with vodka, rooster broth and old socks. If you can ever afford a car it will be a trashed-out Lada. Your hole of a capital is now the world's most expensive city, where the concrete crumbles on a new building before it is finished. Muscovite women are hard, bitter, cold sharp-tongued shrews who dream of being slutty mail-order brides for fat old Americans. Your churches are strange Eastern Orthodox Cat-licker knockoffs with satanic-looking priests with pointy beards and rusted icons sprayed with gold paint. Honestly, unless the Lord enters your heart I can't think of a single thing you have to live for. I'll pray for you. But not for long.
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-26-2010, 02:55 AM
Dobro pozhalovat v Landover Baptist. Menya zavut F. Nietzsche, i ya zhivyu v Germaniyu. Ya izchayu Russkiy yazik.
Ya bezbozhniy, ya chitayu Landover Baptist potomu schto ya hochu posmeyartsya.
The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-26-2010, 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by F. Nietzsche
Dobro pozhalovat v Landover Baptist. Menya zavut F. Nietzsche, i ya zhivyu v Germaniyu. Ya izchayu Russkiy yazik.
Ya bezbozhniy, ya chitayu Landover Baptist potomu schto ya hochu posmeyartsya.
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Why are you speaking the language of Satan?
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-26-2010, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Why are you speaking the language of Satan?
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Russian? Why would that be the language of Satan as opposed to say, Arabic or Chinese?
The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-26-2010, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by F. Nietzsche
Russian? Why would that be the language of Satan as opposed to say, Arabic or Chinese?
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Because, Fred (may I call you Fred?), anyone who declared, as you did, that God is dead, is a servant of Satan. Clear?
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-26-2010, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by F. Nietzsche
Russian? Why would that be the language of Satan as opposed to say, Arabic or Chinese?
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Except she lied and is from Canada. Of course coming from Canada, I can understand why she would lie.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-27-2010, 12:26 AM
Friends, why do we even lower ourselves by speaking in this slut's vile language? Every time we reply to her rantings we push her further towards the hell she rightfully deserves. Let's ignore her for wasting our time on God's Holy Forum and let her live in the frozen hell she calls a home and pray for her to be saved and not infect those around her with her shameful and evil ways.
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