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WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 07:20 PM
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As you all know my Wedding Day is fast approaching (I hope you all got the invites), and I have a rather delicate question to ask. Why do women shave their vaginas? Is this normal? Is it ok for a Christian woman to trim her lady garden? It seems weird to me, would it offend God? It doesn't seem a very Christian thing to do. What does the Bible have to say on this matter?
I am only asking, because while I was discussing the Wedding arrangements with my Fiancee' the other night, she asked me if I wanted her to have her cooter trimmed for our wedding night. Needless to say I kinda choked, and spat my venti non-fat Vanilla Frappucinno all over her - I was THAT shocked!
Well, as expected I got pretty mad. I asked her if she was some sort of pervert to even suggest such a thing! But she assured me that all women have it done. Jillian Peterson, who lives just next door, had a full brazilian (whatever that means?) for her wedding night, apparently? And her husband Ted doesn't look like a homosexual, or any sort of sexual deviant. I was at their Wedding, and it truly was a joyful occasion.
What should I do? And does it make a difference? I mean, it's not like I would ever want to look at it. Would God approve of such a thing?
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 08:05 PM
Muslims do that sort of thing. You should phone DOF or the FBI.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 08:11 PM
I've heard that. And now that you mention it, I think that I've heard that many of your perverted pornographical "actresses" shave their lady parts completely BALD!!!
So the Muslims have infiltrated the Pornography business!
What an unholy alliance! A bunch of bleach-blonde, fake-breasted, bald-cootered TERRORISTS!!!
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 08:12 PM
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Friends,
As you all know my Wedding Day is fast approaching (I hope you all got the invites), and I have a rather delicate question to ask. Why do women shave their vaginas? Is this normal? Is it ok for a Christian woman to trim her lady garden? It seems weird to me, would it offend God? It doesn't seem a very Christian thing to do. What does the Bible have to say on this matter?
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Eyes comes here to serb da lawd not to read bout wimins baginas!
Lawd hab mercy on me!
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 08:18 PM
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Muslims do that sort of thing. You should phone DOF or the FBI.
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You know, I KNEW there was something wrong when she suggested it. It doesn't seem like something a Christian girl would do. Brother Mayfield, what should I do about this? Should I tell my Church Pastor about this? He married the Petersons, so I really think he should know what sort of freaks and sickos they are.
And my Fiancee' has been hanging out at their house, supposedly discussing Wedding plans!! Who knows what sort of seedy sexual perversions they've been filling her head up with. You know, and I thought Ted was such a stand-up guy too.... who'd have thought he was some sort of filthy deviant... I feel sick...
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 08:23 PM
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Eyes comes here to serb da lawd not to read bout wimins baginas!
Lawd hab mercy on me!
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Vavoline, This is a MEN'S ONLY forum. There are no women allowed here FOR A REASON. And this is a private and personal matter. This is a place where Christian men can talk and discuss important buisiness. ie. Not cooking tips, knitting patterns and how to change baby diapers.
Please don't let me catch you posting here again.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 08:27 PM
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You know, I KNEW there was something wrong when she suggested it. It doesn't seem like something a Christian girl would do. Brother Mayfield, what should I do about this? Should I tell my Church Pastor about this? He married the Petersons, so I really think he should know what sort of freaks and sickos they are.
And my Fiancee' has been hanging out at their house, supposedly discussing Wedding plans!! Who knows what sort of seedy sexual perversions they've been filling her head up with. You know, and I thought Ted was such a stand-up guy too.... who'd have thought he was some sort of filthy deviant... I feel sick...
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Call Bobby Joe, he'll know what to do.
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 08:28 PM
That's disgusting! Are you sure you can't back out of this wedding? Any woman with that kind of thinking must be a harlot.
If you do get married, make sure to check for her tokens of virginity, as described in the Laws of Moses!
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 08:57 PM
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That's disgusting! Are you sure you can't back out of this wedding?
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You know, I'm thinking about it. I've already called her father, and told him what happened. He'll get to the bottom of this, one way or another.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 09:21 PM
Your fiancee is trying to lure you into having sex for fun. I know you have been raised to be a good True Christian man and are possibly unaware unsaved trash often have sex just to have fun and not for the sole purpose of creating Little Soldiers. Are you sure your wife is a True Christian?
There is another risk here. Harlots often go to a "Salon" to have the hair removed from their cooters. Salons use hair removal processes that I dare not mention on this Godly forum. Often as not these "Salons" are staffed by homers. What if one of those homers touches your fiancee's cooter during the hair removal process? She will surely catch the AIDs and you just might too! I'm not sure she'd still qualify as a virgin if another man, even a homer man, touches her cooter.
Now I suppose you're all wondering why a good True Christian man such as myself would know these things, but as some of you know I am a SCOOP agent and it is my pleasure duty to investigate these sorts of abominations.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 10:48 PM
Why would she want to do something like that? God obviously put that hair down there on us humans for a reason, otherwise we wouldn't have it. I certainly wouldn't want to question God's motives for not making our bodies hairless. Who knows what He might do in retaliation.
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Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-23-2009, 11:08 PM
What kind of a girl is this, Brother P? How does she even know what a vagina is for?
I'd sell her back to her father if I was you, son.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-24-2009, 12:38 AM
Has it occurred to any of you,that this lovely young bride to be might be concientiously attempting to avoid having any stray baby Jesus warriors lost in her tecostal foilage,thereby dooming them to a certain death?!Perhaps all young brides should be forced to undergo this procedure in an effort to save future generations of Gods children.Lord knows we need as many new righteous childen as we can make in order to combat the growth of the mudraces.As disgusting as it seems,I would be willing to provide this Christian service for a small fee.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-24-2009, 03:13 AM
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Has it occurred to any of you,that this lovely young bride to be might be concientiously attempting to avoid having any stray baby Jesus warriors lost in her tecostal foilage,thereby dooming them to a certain death?!Perhaps all young brides should be forced to undergo this procedure in an effort to save future generations of Gods children.Lord knows we need as many new righteous childen as we can make in order to combat the growth of the mudraces.As disgusting as it seems,I would be willing to provide this Christian service for a small fee.
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Who is paying, you or the bride??? And forgive me Jesus, for posting on the men's forum. But I do see some value to Mr. Cocktail Onion's concerns that perhaps one half of the possible rebirth of the messiah might be lost in some gal's unkempt rug! But in the end, perhaps the inverted Dixie Cup method of Christian insemination would be better than allowing some pervert to turn your shag in to a Berber.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-24-2009, 10:28 AM
I don't really have an opinion since I'm saving myself for the right Christian Girl, but it seems to me that that this is a HUGE red flag man. Why would she even suggest such a thing. Sounds like some slutty college chick or something. Have you asked JC if she is the right one?
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
04-24-2009, 11:10 AM
Le:13:3: And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and pronounce him unclean.
Read that and shudder, Brother Percy! I suspect that your intended has leprosy and is disguising the fact!
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
10-17-2009, 02:15 AM
Now, the Bible speaks nothing about this issue. It neither endorses it, nor prohibits it. However, we should look at certain aspects to see whether this is good or not for her to do...
- As mentioned earlier in the thread, Muslims do it. Why would you want to emulate a terrorist?
- Many men prefer a totally bald mons veneris because they have pedophiliac fantasies of young pre-pubescent girls. Surely you don't want to be lumped into that category.
- By shaving, she is spending time with her fingers down near her woman-flower unnecessarily. The only time a woman's fingers should be anywhere near there are when she either goes to the bathroom, showers, or readies herself to receive her husband's turgid member.
If you would like, I could talk to your wife one-on-one. Sometimes women are more at ease with a pastor than their own husbands and might relax and open herself up to me.
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
10-17-2009, 02:47 AM
If God made it this way then why change it? Shaving it means God did it wrong when He designed it.
I dunno about you but if and when I get married and I find anything less than a rainforest down there I'd be questioning her moral values.
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
10-17-2009, 03:03 AM
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WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA?
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Yes, and get that butch dyke to shave her moustache too. Jesus hates women with moustaches!
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Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? -
10-17-2009, 03:56 PM
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Yes, and get that butch dyke to shave her moustache too. Jesus hates women with moustaches!
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