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"I have finally seen the promised land..." -
01-31-2008, 11:12 PM
Greetings, my fellow believers in the one true supreme Being! I have traveled many miles to finally see the likes of devout Christians such as yourselves. I have traversed the many obstacles that the Devil has set forth before me(i.e. Catholics, Mormons, etc.) but alas, I have finally found where I belong!
PRAISE THE LORD JESUS ALMIGHTY AND MAY THE SINNING MAJORITY BURN IN HELL!
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Re: "I have finally seen the promised land..." -
01-31-2008, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeke Klimmerman
Greetings, my fellow believers in the one true supreme Being! I have traveled many miles to finally see the likes of devout Christians such as yourselves. I have traversed the many obstacles that the Devil has set forth before me(i.e. Catholics, Mormons, etc.) but alas, I have finally found where I belong!
PRAISE THE LORD JESUS ALMIGHTY AND MAY THE SINNING MAJORITY BURN IN HELL!
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Welcome Zeke to our forum.
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So what is your' favorite Bible verse?
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Re: "I have finally seen the promised land..." -
01-31-2008, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Zeke Klimmerman
Greetings, my fellow believers in the one true supreme Being! I have traveled many miles to finally see the likes of devout Christians such as yourselves. I have traversed the many obstacles that the Devil has set forth before me(i.e. Catholics, Mormons, etc.) but alas, I have finally found where I belong!
PRAISE THE LORD JESUS ALMIGHTY AND MAY THE SINNING MAJORITY BURN IN HELL!
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Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself. You aren't a joo I hope. With a name like that....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "I have finally seen the promised land..." -
01-31-2008, 11:25 PM
I am NO Joo. I'm an extreme right-wing Christian who's faith in the One True God has saved himself from eternal damnation! PRAISE!
Jesus died on the cross to save my brothers in faith. PRAISE HIM FOR HE IS WORTHY!
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Re: "I have finally seen the promised land..." -
02-01-2008, 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeke Klimmerman
Greetings, my fellow believers in the one true supreme Being! I have traveled many miles to finally see the likes of devout Christians such as yourselves.
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Would it not have been easier to turn on your computer, as you have finally done?
We've been around since 1620, you know.
Well, welcome anyway. And you may wish to go to your local courthouse and change your name, it does sound mighty Jewish. Are you perhaps one of the rather dodgy Jews for Jesus? They claim to be ex-Yids, but I've never really trusted them.
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