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Default 7 Things About The LGBTQ Community They Won't Tell You - 08-12-2014, 06:08 PM

With the growing trend of embracing Homosexualism, many so-called "liberal Christians" are transforming their own churches and Gay-Marrying their own congregants. This means the Body of Christ is getting smaller and smaller. Some churches are feeling a bit panicked at the idea of becoming irrelevant in today's society, and so are selling their souls to the devil in order to maintain church attendance. There is no doubt Landover Baptist Church is God's favorite - we actually trust Him to say what He means, and mean what He says.

Because liberal so-called Christians don't really trust the LORD, they eagerly embrace whatever trend they think will keep them popular with society. Ignoring the Word of God, they instead look to whatever excuse they can find to rationalize their growing addiction to sin. The LORD is laughing at their impending doom (Psalm 37:13), as the Gay Agenda's influences on morality are being exposed again and again. Of course you won't see this in Nature or Scientific American, but the light still shines in the darkness, and the darkness has never put it out (John 1:5). If you don't teach your child to obey Jesus, the devil will teach him evolution, homosexuality, psychology and witchcraft. We here at Landover Baptist Church love our children. We will teach them not only how to obey Jesus, but the danger that comes when society refuses to obey Jesus.

Here are a list of things the Gay Community won't tell their local churches. I pray that guests of our church forum reading this list will confront their pastors and demand a return to Biblical Principles in the Christian Community.


1. Pornography

Viewing pornographic material is not only OK, it's encouraged. There is no age limit for viewing, and older Gays will often take younger teens and kids under their wings as friends and mentors in order to desensitize them from the pornography. When a Gay or Lesbian effectively get a new recruit, there is great celebration throughout the community.

2. Marriage Is Frowned Upon

If a Gay or Lesbian feels they really want to get Gay-Married, the community will insist they live together for many years to "play house" first. They will tell the new couple the reason is to figure out who will be the "man" and who will be the "woman" in the relationship, but in reality, they hate marriage because it was ordained by God (Genesis 2:24).

3. Random Sex With Strangers Is Good

It's no secret Homosexuals prefer Random Acts Of Sex with passersby as they roam the dark, city alleys and theater hallways. Sticking random objects into a strangers bum and in turn having strangers stick random objects into their bums is preferable to relationships because relationships require emotional and social skills homosexuals lack.

4. Gay Adoption

If one member of a couple starts to feel guilty for being a homo, they are encouraged to Gay Adopt a child. This serves to distract them by keeping them busy, as well as reinforce their choices by focusing on all the things they think are good about the Gay Lifestyle as they raise their Gay Adopted child. Basically, while they're talking their Gay Adopted child into becoming Gay, they convince themselves to maintain the Gay Lifestyle.

5. "Cheating" Is Love

This is actually a bit of a misnomer, as Homos don't actually love their sexual partners, but some do pretend really well. For those who can pretend, they are encouraged to invite strangers into their Gay Couple Unit. This not only provide new Gay Toys to play with, but also helps recruit new Homos.

6. Group Sex Is Encouraged

Gays and Lesbians will pretend the members of their Sex Group are all in a "relationship." Adopting the Mormon excuse for group sex, the goal is to present themselves to a tolerant society as one man with multiple Gay-Wives.

7. Obsession With Abortion

Abortion is something Gays and Lesbians fight to keep in society. They hate babies because they hate innocence. These things remind them of their own traumatic childhood in which their Gay Uncle or priest molested them and turned them Gay. Lesbians will pretend to be normal for the purpose of ensnaring a normal man to impregnate her. She then marches to the Abortion Clinic to get an abortion in order to offend Jesus as much as she possibly can. She then goes back home to her Lesbian "husband" and they offend the LORD more by filling out Gay Adoption papers.

Don't take my word for it, folks. The science speaks for itself.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 7 Things About The LGBTQ Community They Won't Tell You - 08-13-2014, 04:41 PM

Thank you, Mrs. Etheldreda, for this very informative piece. I myself a victim of the Gays attempting to permanently corrupt me can speak firsthand of the horrors of this 'community'. I will be sure to inform my local Pastor of this filth.
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Default Re: 7 Things About The LGBTQ Community They Won't Tell You - 08-13-2014, 06:11 PM

I cannot wait for Jesus to kill all those LGBTTTQQIAA freaks so we can laugh while they all burn in Hell for all eternity.

How they even come up with all these different ways of insulting Jesus is beyond me.

“L”esbian
“G”ay
“B”isexual
“T”ransgender
“T”ranssexual
”T”wo-spirited
“Q”ueer
“Q”uestioning
“I”ntersex
“A”sexual
“A”lly

And what the heck is the difference between a gay and a queer???


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I cannot wait for Jesus to kill all those LGBTTTQQIAA freaks so we can laugh while they all burn in Hell for all eternity.
What's the club that persecutes good folks like you and me? LGBTTTQQIAAMOUSE.


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Default Re: 7 Things About The LGBTQ Community They Won't Tell You - 08-13-2014, 10:33 PM

8. Their constant persecution of we in the RWSCMR* community.

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8. Their constant persecution of we in the RWSCMR* community.

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Sorry, Dude, but I'm pretty sure everyone BUT RWSCMRs persecute RWSCMRs.

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Default Re: 7 Things About The LGBTQ Community They Won't Tell You - 06-16-2015, 07:30 PM

Very informative! Thank you sister for being brave and posting the TRUTH of our savior in a world which discourages such holiness.
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We surely live in the worst times ever.
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We surely live in the worst times ever.

These are the End Times, Brother. Immoral perverts will prance in the streets while Satan recruits the unsaved into his mighty fyrd, the Muslims will descend on us, the Saudis will drive down the price of oil and the Anti-Christ, come in the guise of a savior, will be elected to high office. We are right on the verge of realizing the worst of prophecy. Jesus will be here soon to guide us in the final battle.

Having read the Book, we know how the story ends. The unsaved masses are ignorant of God's Word and they think they can rewrite the ending. They are deluded. The great confrontation will be difficult and costly, but all Christians know that we win in the End. That cannot be changed by satanic scheming. Take that! In your face, Satan!


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Default Re: 7 Things About The LGBTQ Community They Won't Tell You - 06-17-2015, 03:35 AM

All the queers want is to rape the smooth white behinds of young white boys.


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Default Re: 7 Things About The LGBTQ Community They Won't Tell You - 06-21-2015, 08:08 PM

Perfect example, Pastor.

That really shows how this boy has been given over to all unrighteousness, full of wickedness and has a reprobate mind! (or at least soon). He seems to be
adopting the filthy lifestyle already! (Romans 1:28-29).

He should be abstaining from all appearances of evil (1 Thes 5:22).


Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers

Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women
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Default Re: 7 Things About The LGBTQ Community They Won't Tell You - 06-21-2015, 09:04 PM

The facts speak for themselves and you cannot argue with facts!



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Default Re: 7 Things About The LGBTQ Community They Won't Tell You - 06-23-2015, 03:49 AM

Another thing they don't tell you is that most homosexual men are "bug chasers," meaning they actively seek infection with AIDS. They do this to get their hands on AIDS medications, which confer a powerful high when smoked or snorted. The drugs in turn fuel bareback orgies where new infections take place. A deadly cycle of disease and sin.


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