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JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 08:43 AM
Fail
Failure
Everyone knows satan is cooler
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 08:45 AM
*sigh* Another idiot
If you're planning to insult these guys, do it a little more subtley
"A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by satan_worshipper666
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Everyone knows satan is cooler
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If this is you attempting to write black metal lyrics, don't quit your day job. Or, if in the case you're still in school, which I strongly suspect, you'd better start cracking the books now if you ever want to graduate.
And thankyou very much for wasting the two minutes of my life that I will never get back, thanks to reading this post and bothering to reply to it.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 09:57 AM
This guy is even more obvious than even Captain Obvious. Your trolling needs work mate, lots of work. I recommend following a crash-course.
Dies irae, dies illa
Solvet saeclum in favilla
Teste David cum sibylla
Quantus tremor est futurus
Quando Judex est venturus.
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Landover Security Superviser Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by satan_worshipper666
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Failure
Everyone knows satan is cooler
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Friend,
Glue huffing is bad for you. Jesus gave us beer for a reason.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 03:23 PM
JESUS FAILS to see why you'd post such a negative comment!
To be read on a Sunday, too!
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Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Friend,
Glue huffing is bad for you. Jesus gave us beer for a reason.
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Actually it was God himself, beer predates Jesus.
Praise Beer!
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Friend,
Glue huffing is bad for you. Jesus gave us beer for a reason.
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Teehee!
If only you weren't a brainwashed xtian, BJ, you're so adorable otherwise.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord
Actually it was God himself, beer predates Jesus.
Praise Beer!
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God is Jesus, Jesus is God. Perhaps you should lay off the beer for a while and pick up on your Bible study.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-03-2007, 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord
Actually it was God himself, beer predates Jesus.
Praise Beer!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
God is Jesus, Jesus is God. Perhaps you should lay off the beer for a while and pick up on your Bible study.
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Well said sister Mary. NOTHING predates Jesus, because Jesus is God.
Don't even get me started on the Holy Ghost.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-06-2007, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.satin_panties666
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it ok, Mr.666, everyone here unnerstand that your post be a crys for true christain helps, cuz the only thang you have in commin wiv the liddle devil smilie you posteds is that you both tubby an round an redfaceds, you blushity-blush-blush-blushin all the times cuz your poems are overflowin wiv your inner n00bness, an even the real Mr.Satan is a liddle embarrissed by your ernist evils
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Night Hag
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Re: JESUS FAILS -
06-06-2007, 08:05 AM
Fairly feeble effort...was it a poem,then?
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