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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-29-2014, 03:11 AM
Respond to the whole post. If you had, you would understand that last bit. Also, I do quite well in school, thank you (in seventh grade, I took part in a program that allows seventh graders to take the SAT. I did quite well).
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06-29-2014, 03:49 AM
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Respond to the whole post...
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Says the guy who completely bailed on responding to 90% of COM's post (that started this whole thing)? Hmmm...
Quotes are great, but without links to outside sources, there's no way to tell if you just made all that up.
Plus, things have to be seen in context for their meaning to be understood properly. For example, you claim Jefferson said, "Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law”. Without knowing what else he said along with that, how do you know he didn't say, "but it should have been", right afterwards? Or when (as you claim) he said, "In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty", you'll get no argument here, because priests are Catholic (or Anglican or Lutheran or whatever, all hellbound according to the Bible), Baptists have pastors. Without showing that he was referring to ALL religious leaders, the meaning changes quite drastically.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-29-2014, 04:37 AM
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I can't answer your question, as I don't follow soccer, or any sports, really. The timing was purely coincidental.
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Hang on! So you came on here and with your very first post on the forum you started an argument about something which, by your own admission, you know absolutely nothing about?
How old are you, dear?
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06-29-2014, 06:56 AM
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Hang on! So you came on here and with your very first post on the forum you started an argument about something which, by your own admission, you know absolutely nothing about?
How old are you, dear?
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I think he said he was in 7th grade. That would put him at 12. Although this one might have been held back once or thrice.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-29-2014, 07:18 AM
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I think he said he was in 7th grade. That would put him at 12. Although this one might have been held back once or thrice.
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In her profile she claims to be 23. Why do so many pre-teens lie about their age?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-29-2014, 09:55 AM
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I don't see how soccer is girlish, and girls wear ponytails and shorts whilst playing.
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Really?
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06-29-2014, 09:59 AM
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I'm not donating any money to your stupid cause.
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So you are a liar and a cheater. Yet more proof atheists don't have morals. I assume you love soccer?
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06-29-2014, 01:32 PM
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WHAT.
Is soccer satan's door to our world?
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Clearly. And every rational person knows that if the Europeans love to play it, it must be pretty gay. And now they are trying to pull Christian, White, Americans into the World Cup to celebrate this Satanic orgy.
We all know, thankfully, that God in ancient times set down the rules and game of American Football for our pleasure. Straight True Christian men ONLY play games like that, where we can demonstrate our manliness by wearing tight clothes, smacking each other on the butt, and tackling other men to the ground.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
06-29-2014, 01:37 PM
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This is one of the most ridiculious arguments i have ever seen.
Soccer makes people gay? What about American football, players are constantly tackling each other? How does playing with girls make people gay?
Soccer is babyish? Why don't you try catching a ball with your face?
P.S.: God would probably hate America, seeing as how most of the founding fathers were deists or atheists.
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Please refer to my post above.... I've clearly explained why.
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06-29-2014, 03:15 PM
Look carefully, and you will see I said "When I WAS in seventh GRADE". And about being held back, I am quite insulted.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-01-2014, 08:49 PM
IM NOT A SOCCER FOLLOWER, IM JUST THE SAME WITH MOSTLY ANY KIND OF SPORT
#1 Soccer is all about lying and cheating!
-Soccer it isn´t lying nor cheating, at least in the official tournaments, where cheating itsn´t alowed, and players... PLAYERS DON´T SPEAK, HOW THEY LIE
#2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets!
-99% Want to be treated as professional players, for get money and sponsors, not to be prophets.
#3 Soccer is mostly about sex and drugs!
-Sometimes accidents can happen, but it´s still a stupid statement
#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
-Well, can you be playing scoccer 90 minutes running and playing? they safe energy, it´s common sense.
#5 Soccer prevents people from going to Church!
-God it´s everywere, and usually scoccer it´s played on the afternoon-night
#6 Soccer makes people gay!
-"Oh... Im playing soccer... and I have a sensation that Im starting to like boys... I like young strong boys in shots......" (COME ON!!!)
#7 God has sent us many signs He hates Soccer!
-Your getting on wet area, those accidents happen because of human´s fails. I don´t think God will kill people because they like soccer.
#8 Soccer supporters are extremely violent!
"Soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man."- hemmm, ok, so... yeah, killing sinners, burning women, etc. etc... no, that´s not violence.
#9 Soccer and fascism are actually the same thing!
-That´s your absolutely your point of view, not gods
#10 France is successful at soccer!
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Well, I don´t think God it´s offended at soccer, absolutely not.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-01-2014, 11:21 PM
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#4 Soccer players are extremely lazy!
-Well, can you be playing scoccer 90 minutes running and playing? they safe energy, it´s common sense.
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Friend,
A REAL sport features concussions and dislocated joints, not leg cramps and occasional acts of cannibalism like we've seen in this years' World Cup. Jesus watches American football and that is a fact.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-02-2014, 08:57 AM
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Friend,
A REAL sport features concussions and dislocated joints, not leg cramps and occasional acts of cannibalism like we've seen in this years' World Cup. Jesus watches American football and that is a fact.
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Well, in soccer accidents can happen, but in American Football even sometimes the cheerleadeds get tread to death by the players. Does that happen on soccer? Who's more violent then?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-02-2014, 10:05 AM
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Well, in soccer accidents can happen, but in American Football even sometimes the cheerleadeds get tread to death by the players. Does that happen on soccer? Who's more violent then?
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Dear child. This is not a debate forum.
God has told us, that there is a time for everything.
During an American football season many things can happen, things that are part of Christian life. This is so beautifully said in this scripture:
Ecclesiastes 3:1-4
Soccer is different thing. People cheat there, act that they are hurt, to get some advantage. That is not christian.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-03-2014, 04:48 AM
Once a ref got in a fight and ended up stabbing a player. The team's fans ran on the field and attacked the ref. Then they ripped off his head and put it on a stake in the middle of the field...
True story
I'm sure God shudders to think of such violence from potheads and homers.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-09-2014, 08:49 AM
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Challenge acepted.
1. Impossible to refute, as the Bible doesn't discuss soccer.
2. See 1
3. See 1
4. See 1
5. See 1
6. See 1
7. See 1
8. See 1, replace soccer with soccer fans
9. See 1, replace soccer with fascism (Wait a minute, I thought you all loved fascism. I saw a post on this website that said Hitler wasn't that bad.)
10. "And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these." Mark 12:31
Before you say I lost, consider this: If you saw I lost, so did Cranky Old Man. He didn't use the Bible to make his conclusions, he made up his own conclusions, then used the Bible to show that if his conclusion are right, soccer is bad, and God hates it. WAIT A MINUTE! Cranky Old Man used this article to say God hates soccer therefore "transfering his personal thought and feelings onto God". Let's see what the founding fathers said about religion:
“Of all the animosities which have existed among mankind, those which are caused by a difference of sentiments in religion appear to be the most inveterate and distressing, and ought to be deprecated. I was in hopes that the enlightened and liberal policy, which has marked the present age, would at least have reconciled Christians of every denomination so far that we should never again see the religious disputes carried to such a pitch as to endanger the peace of society.” -George Washington
“In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own. It is error alone that needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.” -Thomas Jefferson
"Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.” -Thomas Jefferson
I think this speaks for itself.
Also, don't jump to conclusions. I was born an American citizen.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-09-2014, 09:38 PM
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Well, in soccer accidents can happen, but in American Football even sometimes the cheerleadeds get tread to death by the players. Does that happen on soccer? Who's more violent then?
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Friend,
To make a FREEDOM omelet, you must break some eggs. Thus it is so with REAL (as in American) football.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-14-2014, 09:41 AM
Thank you cranky for this shocking revelation! I caught my grandson watching this homosexual pornography and was very alarmed. The first thing that I saw was 2 gay men trying sodomize each other, rubbing their genitals together and trying to spread their homosexual agenda. I thought for a moment that God had smote the fags as when one homosexual touched the other one he fell over limp like he was mortally wounded. I was saddened to see Satan himself possess the faggot and bring him back to life. This is clearly a troubling sign for our times.
Revelation 16:8 And the fourth Angel powred out his viall vpon the Sunne, and power was giuen vnto him to scorch men with fire.
I think it is clear the faggot was scorched by the angel, unfortunately only to be revived by Satan
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
07-14-2014, 02:15 PM
Watching the Argentine players cry after they lost was sickening.
Do NFL players cry when they lose the Superbowl?
What's the difference? Argentines are Mary-worshipping Cathlics, while Godly Americans have salvation in Christ. Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.
Only the Hell-bound cry.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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