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The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 02:51 AM
It is bad enough that God's Word is openly mocked in a society where the Bible is held in derision, where gays marry and people get to join the church of their choice or no church at all, but some things the Godly find immediate empowerment to change. Praise Jesus!
Take, for instance, the Freehold Sterilization Society's First Annual Cleansing Conference. It's been in the works for years, but due to delays from secular wildlife activists and lack of funding, nothing much has happened--until now. With Texas' finest Christian Schools agreeing to grab some of the bill, we can now rejoice that the effort is back underway. And I, being in Texas this past weekend, was able to attend the private ribbon-cutting ceremony held out here on Brother Granger's ranch.
So, the Freehold Sterilization Society finally has everything ready to acquire and put down God-mocking halfbreed animals. What we can't do with halfbreed people (yet), we can at least do by showing God our diligence to Him in eliminating insulting beasts that spit in His Holy Face and make sport of the Sacred Law of Kinds as taught in the Book of Genesis (Genesis 1:24-25).
The top five of the species targeted for cleansing are:
This open mockery of Jesus Christ is all but waiting to be eliminated from God's World. As a cross between a lion father and tiger mother, it has no place in God's Creation.
As the unholy seed-swap between a zebra and a horse, this straight-up insult to Genesis is fit only for the field where its ashes will be scattered.
At some point, grizzly bears and polar bears being separated just weren't good enough. Man had to mix the bears' seed to come up with something..."better"? I don't think so! Liberals go so far as to blame global warming for driving polar bears out of their habitat to shack up with those not of their color. I laughingly rev my engine at such nonsensical claims, knowing that whether nature or man causes it, race-mixing is never to be tolerated and cannot be allowed to continue.
See that smug look? That's the look of defiance toward God. Created in an effort to make more beef through mixing large European bison and ordinary North American cows, farmers (who should have known better) didn't stop to ask whether or not God would be pleased. The result of that decision: We have to put them all down and burn their remains.
Of all the diabolical abominations on this list, none come close to being as offensive to Jesus as the sheep-goat, a combination of two animals that the Holy God-man Jesus Christ Himself uses to separate as an analogy of the heaven and hellbound...
Matthew 25:31-33: 31When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: 32And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats: 33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
And yet, mankind decides that these verses and God's Law of Kinds don't matter enough to be obeyed. What an unfortunate turn of events. In all these cases, it was the sinful tendency to ignore God's Word that brought us here. Hell is going to be hot!
The animals have already been acquired. If you'd like to buy tickets to witness the cleansing, please PM me (True Christians™ only). I don't have many left, and seating is limited, so hurry!
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Re: The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 03:03 AM
Don't forget the Piltdown Man!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 03:46 AM
Will it include all those mixed breed mutts? The spoodles and the doodles, and cavoodles and all those other grotesque dogs known as "dezina" (sic) dogs? They are an abomination to all decent God-fearing purebred dogs.
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Re: The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 09:02 AM
God hates hybrids, and the people who breed them. The Bible couldn't be clearer.
Lev 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
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Re: The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
Will it include all those mixed breed mutts? The spoodles and the doodles, and cavoodles and all those other grotesque dogs known as "dezina" (sic) dogs? They are an abomination to all decent God-fearing purebred dogs.
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I certainly pray that it includes the hideous labradoodle!
2 Timothy 3:16
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Re: The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Pim Pendergast
God hates hybrids, and the people who breed them. The Bible couldn't be clearer.
Lev 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
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Ok I bleieve that the bible is full of crap on this part. As a atheist I see that the bible has some good precepts for a learning people to try to learn their way in a life with fears of the unknown. I am trying to be understanding of the bible because it can offer some good things but not here. Even if I says that its good to keep a species pure for keeping the same qualities in all the animals born people like you get uncomfortable that something maybe new and different and therefore it should be killed! That is nuts!
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Re: The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 11:35 AM
If God didn't intend it, it should be destroyed. How can that not be good? It's nothing to do with anything being new or different, it's all about whether the Lord wants it. If He doesn't, we should do what He wants us to do.
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Re: The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by GivenToSin
As a atheist I see that the bible has some good precepts for a learning people to try to learn their way in a life with fears of the unknown. I am trying to be understanding of the bible because it can offer some good things but not here. Even if I says that its good to keep a species pure for keeping the same qualities in all the animals born people like you get uncomfortable that something maybe new and different and therefore it should be killed!
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But if the Bible is wrong about this, how can we trust it on other matters? Farmers and growers speak of "hybrid vigor," yet God says hybridization is wrong, so it is. This is one of the good parts of the Bible. Every part of the Bible is good because it had a good Author -- God.
I could, for example, say that Darwin's On the Origin of Species has some good things in it, but if it's mostly rubbish -- which it is -- what good is it? What sets it apart from any other work of fiction? And then there's the fact that some people take it seriously, and that's led to a rise in atheism and the birth of communism and genocide and abortion and much more. That book has done immeasurable harm. Can it really be of any net benefit to the individual or to society?
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 01:00 PM
Racist Monkeys. (Especially Orangetans)
These abominations should be wiped from the face of the earth for looking like colored folk. It's racism, and as everyone knows we True Christians™ will not tolerate such behavior.
Just look at this mocking fiend trying to look like Sister Aquamaquesha.
Jesus weeps.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: The Freehold Sterilization Society Presents: The First Annual Cleansing Conference (March 27th, 2014) -
03-25-2014, 05:37 PM
Since animals unfortuently can't burn in hell (cause they have no souls), is there a way to at least give them a taste of what hell would be like before we kill them, like incinerating them alive? Under Genesis 1:26 I think that would be fully in line with Freedom of Religion (aka Freedom of practising Christianity) unless Obama has changed it.
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