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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 02:24 PM
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So in other words, we can go around smacking gay people with a Bible saying "I SHALL SMITE THEE HEATHEN!"?
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I've done exactly that very thing as recently as earlier this week. God says preach the word and preach it well.
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12-11-2010, 02:27 PM
If real men love guns, why are gays allowed in the army?
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 02:32 PM
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If real men love guns, why are gays allowed in the army?
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Target practice?
Wait hold on, why am I supporting those extreme hateful views?
Nah, the army men just need something to piffle.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 02:33 PM
Because Democrat fag enablers allow them to join?
Look, gays are scum, they hate guns because they are basically women with childlike minds. They dislike Christmas(because they hate Jesus) so naturally giving a firearm for a Christmas gift is met by their kind with repulsion. If it was a box of porno and vibrators they would LOVE it. It's all part of being a Godless faggot. I give .22s to the boys around their 7th birthday so that by 10 they can handle a 30-06 and go deer hunting. It's part of being a rock solid Christian man.
I like to give .38s to women starting around their 18th birthday to prevent unprovoked rapes and fend off negroes etc. It's a perfectly logical gift.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 02:37 PM
What about gun accidents when, say, a 6-year old boy is alone playing with his or his daddy's pistol and he accidentally squeezes the trigger and shoots himself in the head. Would it be God's decision that the child were to die by his lethal instrument or is it the father's fault for not properly instructing his son on how to use a gun?
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 02:41 PM
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Because Democrat fag enablers allow them to join?
Look, gays are scum, they hate guns because they are basically women with childlike minds. They dislike Christmas(because they hate Jesus) so naturally giving a firearm for a Christmas gift is met by their kind with repulsion. If it was a box of porno and vibrators they would LOVE it. It's all part of being a Godless faggot. I give .22s to the boys around their 7th birthday so that by 10 they can handle a 30-06 and go deer hunting. It's part of being a rock solid Christian man.
I like to give .38s to women starting around their 18th birthday to prevent unprovoked rapes and fend off negroes etc. It's a perfectly logical gift.
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I have gay friends who like guns and who aren't exactly feminine. They were never molested as children either and they are openly gay and have gotten over the embarassment. WHy would God make them gay if it was a bad thing? Or are you one of those people who believe that everyone makes a consious choice to be gay. Cause I'll be honest, I don't ever remember makin a choice to be straight, but I am straight because I am not attracted to men. If you were attracted to men, could you suddenly just choose not to be?
Also, "Curses to out Muslim President"? You got any proof or are you just an ignorant racist elitist who thinks that because he has dark skin and a non-caucasian name, that he must belong to an evil religion?
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 02:41 PM
What sort of retarded 6 year old doesn't understand how to use a pistol?
Probably the child of some sort of liberal or something, pissed God off and thats their punishment...a dead child and imprisonment. It's typical of God to slay the young to punish the old. There once was a man named Job...
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 02:45 PM
I don't have to be racist to know Obama is a HORRIBLE President and undeserving of the title. Just look at him for petes sake. The guy looks like a Detroit bank teller. You can't add a suit and make a mountain from a molehill.
Butch gays are still going to Hell and God doesn't make someone a homo. It is obviously a choice whether or not you lay down with a man or woman I mean come on. Use that little brain of yours.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 02:46 PM
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-snip- There once was a man named Job...
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 02:52 PM
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I don't have to be racist to know Obama is a HORRIBLE President and undeserving of the title. Just look at him for petes sake. The guy looks like a Detroit bank teller. You can't add a suit and make a mountain from a molehill.
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You can't tell a book by it's cover. And I mean, if I did, I'd most certainly read an encyclopedia before the Bible... And not just because it has more factual information.
Also, he wanted socialist healthcare. Does that not automatically mean he was doing something right? Or do you ignore the bits of the Bible that tell you that a single man should not be wealthy while there are those who are poor and needy. Or something like that.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 03:06 PM
Socialism is like Communism Lite and since Communists are 100% athien and you support them, we can deduce that you are not only a gay race traitor, but you are also athien and liberal. That is a very dangerous sin cocktail you have going on there.
What is it about the smell of dirty bottoms that turns you on? Giving a pistol to a young lady to prevent negroe sexual attacks seems very appropriate to me, why doesn't it seem that way to you?
Obamas race is not an issue. God made him a colored so I have no problem with it. It is Gods will just like Hiroshima and the Holocaust.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 07:52 PM
I'm getting my youngest, Adam, a modified Mossberg 500 with a shortened barrel with an M203 Grenade Launcher mounted on
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 08:59 PM
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Because Democrat fag enablers allow them to join?
Look, gays are scum, they hate guns because they are basically women with childlike minds. They dislike Christmas(because they hate Jesus) so naturally giving a firearm for a Christmas gift is met by their kind with repulsion. If it was a box of porno and vibrators they would LOVE it. It's all part of being a Godless faggot. I give .22s to the boys around their 7th birthday so that by 10 they can handle a 30-06 and go deer hunting. It's part of being a rock solid Christian man.
I like to give .38s to women starting around their 18th birthday to prevent unprovoked rapes and fend off negroes etc. It's a perfectly logical gift.
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Oh my god what are you saying
You are are wanting to give a gun to your child and are hating the Negroes
and you are wanting to KILL a BEAUTIFUL DEER and hating homosexuals
This very wrong. You must be in a loving nature to all things and people and NEVER be eating the meat this will giving you bad karma yes.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 09:18 PM
Genesis 9:25 says Hamites/Canaanites are cursed and the slaves of slaves, Genesis 9:3 says all living things shall be meat for us, Leviticus 20:13 says queers are abominations, and you need to look at this. Such a nice feeling rebuking hippies.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 09:19 PM
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What about gun accidents when, say, a 6-year old boy is alone playing with his or his daddy's pistol and he accidentally squeezes the trigger and shoots himself in the head. Would it be God's decision that the child were to die by his lethal instrument or is it the father's fault for not properly instructing his son on how to use a gun?
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Clearly a failure of the parent. By 5 years old, my son knew the cardinal rules of safe gun handling, could unload and make safe revolvers and pistols (if he could rack the slide, a 1911 was still pretty tough for him at that age) and was shooting handguns by 6.
Only someone as dumb as an athiest wold leave a loaded gun unsupervised around someone who wouldn't know what to do with it.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-11-2010, 11:51 PM
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Genesis 9:25 says Hamites/Canaanites are cursed and the slaves of slaves, Genesis 9:3 says all living things shall be meat for us, Leviticus 20:13 says queers are abominations, and you need to look at this. Such a nice feeling rebuking hippies.
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You are saying you are hating people that you have never met? I ask you to hug a homosexual because you love them, because you Love everything this would not be sexual and none is intended purely platonic good feeling to them and in doing this you will come to know yourself, and it will free you from hating the homosexual and you can love your self because homo in side you feels loved and you them become one with yourself and one with the oneness. A beautiful moment
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-12-2010, 09:09 PM
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Oh my god what are you saying
You are are wanting to give a gun to your child and are hating the Negroes
and you are wanting to KILL a BEAUTIFUL DEER and hating homosexuals
This very wrong. You must be in a loving nature to all things and people and NEVER be eating the meat this will giving you bad karma yes.
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I do love deer, I love them grilled with a side of mashed potatoes and some carrots.
We're going to get the oldest boy his first shotgun for Christmas, and the second oldest one for his birthday in January. We figure that by spreading it out like that it will reduce any jealousy about "well I wasn't allowed a gun until I was 10. Although they both enjoyed their "welcome to America" .22's that we got from Bob.
As for "hating Negro's" we employ one as a kennel manager for our dogs, we don't hate him. He will even be joining us in the house for Christmas dinner.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-12-2010, 09:45 PM
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I do love deer, I love them grilled with a side of mashed potatoes and some carrots.
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As do I Sister. there is nothing more invigorating than leaping from a tree with a knife between my teeth and butchering them on the spot.
Nothing short of Rapture is better than that.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-13-2010, 02:41 AM
Alas, I live in britian, and applying for a gun license, I mentioned I wanted it to protect myself from muslims/atheists/homosexuals.
And they denied my license! Blimmin Socialists.
Along with an new KJV bible, any ideas for gifts? Are swords and knives acceptable deterrents? Can I get some pepper spray blessed by a pastor? Since their are a lot of atheists and muslims in the UK, any suitable gifts for my 6 year old niece, to protect her from rape?
(and no, I cannot legally marry her until 16 - pesky secular laws - not that I want to marry her, but would, to allow her to avoid such sin).
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Re: What Can Be More A More Godly Gift Than a Gun? -
12-13-2010, 06:08 PM
Ammo makes a great stocking stuffer!!!*
* But be sure to keep the stockings safely away from the fireplace, a lesson I learned in 1992.
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