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Default New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 07:07 AM

Hello, I am new here. I hope everyone is well.
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Default Re: New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 07:14 AM

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Hello, I am new here. I hope everyone is well.
Would you mind telling us about yourself? What church do you attend? How old are you? What do think of snowboarders? And so on.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 07:26 AM

Not a problem Pastor. I don't attend church. I am 31 years old. I have no opinion about snowboarders. I am a contractor and the father of 2 sons. I work in the Middle East
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Default Re: New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 07:32 AM

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Not a problem Pastor. I don't attend church. I am 31 years old. I have no opinion about snowboarders. I am a contractor and the father of 2 sons. I work in the Middle East
And what brings you to our Godly forum? Are you hoping to get washed in the Blood of Jesus and get Saved©? You're not an islamofascist I hope?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 07:46 AM

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And what brings you to our Godly forum? Are you hoping to get washed in the Blood of Jesus and get Saved©? You're not an islamofascist I hope?
I am just looking for a new place to hang out Pastor. Not looking to get saved. I am definately not in any way, shape or form associated with anything that comes from Islam. That will never happen.
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I am just looking for a new place to hang out Pastor. Not looking to get saved. I am definately not in any way, shape or form associated with anything that comes from Islam. That will never happen.
Who are you Jim.... (you fill in the blanks)?

What are you doing here if you are not looking to be saved or if you are not already saved?

Do you support Barack Osama Jim....?




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Default Re: New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 11:19 AM

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Who are you Jim.... (you fill in the blanks)?

What are you doing here if you are not looking to be saved or if you are not already saved?

Do you support Barack Osama Jim....?
I am just a soul in search of the truth.

Is this a forum exclusively for folks that want to be saved or are saved? I was just hoping to hang out.

I will never support Obama or Hillary for that matter.
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I am just a soul in search of the truth.

Is this a forum exclusively for folks that want to be saved or are saved? I was just hoping to hang out.
Welcome, friend. If you are looking for Truth, you will find it here. I believe the Holy Ghost led you here for a reason. Even if you aren't looking to get saved, Jesus might come like a thief in the night and save you anyway.

You are welcome to "hang out" here and bask in the glory of God's Word.

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I will never support Obama or Hillary for that matter.
Well hallelujah! That's good to hear. Are you a US citizen and registered to vote? Let us know if you have any trouble getting absentee ballots out there in the Middle East.

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Default Re: New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 11:51 AM

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Welcome, friend. If you are looking for Truth, you will find it here. I believe the Holy Ghost led you here for a reason. Even if you aren't looking to get saved, Jesus might come like a thief in the night and save you anyway.

You are welcome to "hang out" here and bask in the glory of God's Word.


Well hallelujah! That's good to hear. Are you a US citizen and registered to vote? Let us know if you have any trouble getting absentee ballots out there in the Middle East.

Pastor Billy-Reuben
Thank you for the warm welcome Pastor. I search for the truth wherever it leads me. Hopefully this is the right place. It seems to me that it is. Everyone is so knowledgeable. Maybe I was led here for a reason.

Yes I am a U.S. citizen and a registered Republican. Getting an absentee ballot is not an issue. I am prepared to vote for McCain/Huckabee 2008.
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Default Re: New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 11:51 AM

Hi, Jimdandy!

Perhaps I'll meet you again soon....maybe in Mother Glynndie's new WEDDING thread that I, SUV, in fact, is helping to host!
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Default Re: New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 11:53 AM

Welcome Jim.
Of course you are here to be Saved!!
You just don't know it yet.
Jesus works in wonderful ways and it can only be an advantage to get on-side with The Lord.



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Default Re: New Person Here - 05-19-2008, 11:59 AM

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Hi, Jimdandy!

Perhaps I'll meet you again soon....maybe in Mother Glynndie's new WEDDING thread that I, SUV, in fact, is helping to host!
Hello Ma'am,

I was able to peruse the thread and you are doing such a wonderful job. I expect that you are quite the matchmaker. Marriage between a man and a woman is such a beautiful thing.
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Welcome Jim.
Of course you are here to be Saved!!
You just don't know it yet.
Jesus works in wonderful ways and it can only be an advantage to get on-side with The Lord.
Thank you for the welcome Ma'am

If it is God's will that I should be saved, then so be it. I will not fight the perfect plan that God has for me. But what if God doesn't have a perfect plan for me?
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I am prepared to vote for McCain/Huckabee 2008.
McCain/Huckabee 2008! Hey there JimDandy! That's just jim dandy!


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Thank you for the welcome Ma'am

If it is God's will that I should be saved, then so be it. I will not fight the perfect plan that God has for me. But what if God doesn't have a perfect plan for me?
Don't be so hard on yourself, freind. God has a Divine Plan for everyone.

The queers, mudslimes and mockers get sent to everlasting damnation. For example.

Matthew 13:41-42
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Yes Ma'am. They are the only hope for the greatest nation in the world.
Well eat my hat! That's what my mother and I think in our household as well, Mr Dandy! Tip of the headmaster's hat!

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Don't be so hard on yourself, freind. God has a Divine Plan for everyone.
I will try not to be so hard on myself Pastor. I certainly hope that he does have a plan for me. Hopefully my journey towards the truth will be over soon, if it is God's will.

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The queers, mudslimes and mockers get sent to everlasting damnation.
Lucky for me I am not part of this aforementioned group. Maybe there is hope for me after all.

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Matthew 13:41-42
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
That is beautiful Pastor. What book did you get that from?
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