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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-03-2008, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Herr_Doktor Phd.
Then why are offering young men gifts who you don't know? What are your real intentions with him?
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Exactly. you are but a woman, to welcome him you should have just nodded slightly in his direction, i mean what would jesus say about friendly people?!! He'd be outraged by hospitality! the thought is shocking i know.
Much respect to you Uncle Goose for coming here with an open mind, ignoring the childish jibes of some of these people and not apologising for what you do that they see as wrong.
I hope you learn all you wish to know.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-04-2008, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Herr_Doktor Phd.
Then why are offering young men gifts who you don't know? Because I'm a nice and friendly person. What are your real intentions with him?
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To be friends.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-04-2008, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted by WickedWitch
To be friends.
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Friendship born in Satan more like it.
Have you arranged for a little online webcam soirée with him and his Goth girlfriend? Up to swapping naked pictures of each other yet?
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-04-2008, 04:05 AM
So, the Wicked Witch of the Midwest is trying to sway Uncle Gook with gifts of fried rice?
Disgusting.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-04-2008, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Herr_Doktor Phd.
Foolish boy. I think Goose is well suited for a name as you are clearly a Goose. This woman is wanton with a long history of wantonism. Well that succubus has just had her way with you and no doubt your girlfriend is a succubus too. I wonder how many of those prostitutes you claim to visit are also succubi.
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LOL, no my girlfriend is not a succubus, she's a great girl with a lot of humor. And prostitutes?? I don't know, they didn't try to sell themself to me but I will let you know when that happens.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-04-2008, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by duckduckgoose
LOL, no my girlfriend is not a succubus, she's a great girl with a lot of humor. And prostitutes?? I don't know, they didn't try to sell themself to me but I will let you know when that happens.
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Come now, don't lie. You will never find salvation that way. We have discussed a couple of times already how you think prostitutes are fun and how Goth "chicks" are easy. I suppose that explains why your girlfriend is a Goth and your interest in that harlot Wicked Witch.
Do I need to cross post and submit the damning evidence?
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by duckduckgoose
LOL, no my girlfriend is not a succubus, she's a great girl with a lot of humor.
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You're just getting less and less plausible now. First you claim to be from Belgian, then you claim to have a girlfriend with a sense of humour. Everyone knows women can't be funny (well, unless they fall down the stairs or something, but that's hardly intentional.) It's just one of those things that only men can do, like playing football or teaching in Church. You'll be telling us you enjoy EBM without being on drugs next.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by duckduckgoose
If I had make a list of the things I don't do I could go on for quite some time, for instance, I don't grow tomatoes either.
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What have you got against tomatoes??? Do you fear tomatoes? Why do you HATE them? It certainly sounds like you hate them, and by the look of your posts you certainly hate God too. Do you think God sent tomatoes to spy on you? Is that what you're saying?
Son, you sound mentally ill to me. You need to go see a psychiatrist, and fast. Hey, I'm no brain-doctor, but if you were MY patient i'd recommend a good course in electro-shock therapy. Just to be on the safe side. Good luck with that!
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Herr_Doktor Phd.
Come now, don't lie. You will never find salvation that way. We have discussed a couple of times already how you think prostitutes are fun and how Goth "chicks" are easy. I suppose that explains why your girlfriend is a Goth and your interest in that harlot Wicked Witch.
Do I need to cross post and submit the damning evidence?
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Just post it here, if you can find it of course because I never claimed stuff like this.
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You're just getting less and less plausible now. First you claim to be from Belgian, then you claim to have a girlfriend with a sense of humour. Everyone knows women can't be funny (well, unless they fall down the stairs or something, but that's hardly intentional.) It's just one of those things that only men can do, like playing football or teaching in Church. You'll be telling us you enjoy EBM without being on drugs next.
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Maybe your woman can't be funny but mine is. And yes I enjoy EBM without drugs, but I doubt you even heard EBM as EBM is quite soft in comparison with things like Industrial and Noise.
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Originally Posted by RevColinJamesTodd
What have you got against tomatoes??? Do you fear tomatoes? Why do you HATE them? It certainly sounds like you hate them, and by the look of your posts you certainly hate God too. Do you think God sent tomatoes to spy on you? Is that what you're saying?
Son, you sound mentally ill to me. You need to go see a psychiatrist, and fast. Hey, I'm no brain-doctor, but if you were MY patient i'd recommend a good course in electro-shock therapy. Just to be on the safe side. Good luck with that!
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I like tomatoes, they are taste great, I just don't grow them myself, I just buy them at the store. And no, they are vegetables, not spies (what gave you that idea anyway).
And Hating God, nah, i'm not a person that hates much.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by snottyduck
Just post it here, if you can find it of course because I never claimed stuff like this.
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This is what you said. I even left your red highlights in:
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Originally Posted by snottyduck
Originally Posted by Uncle Goose
Men who want to have sex just go to a prostitute as it's really fun or find themself a pifflebuddy (Goth "chick" cause it's easy) but do not convert to rape.
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And don't start denying this was in your post.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by RevColinJamesTodd
What have you got against tomatoes??? Do you fear tomatoes? Why do you HATE them? It certainly sounds like you hate them, and by the look of your posts you certainly hate God too. Do you think God sent tomatoes to spy on you? Is that what you're saying?
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*eyeball's the moderators*
What have you got against people who may or may not like tomatoes? Are you insane? The same " You sound mentally ill to me could be deducted from your first paragraph alone. Sounds to me like you're the one who needs therapy.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Margerine
*eyeball's the moderators*
What have you got against people who may or may not like tomatoes? Are you insane? The same "You sound mentally ill to me could be deducted from your first paragraph alone. Sounds to me like you're the one who needs therapy.
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Now, Now Margerine, you can't talk to the reverend that way. He is a member of the congregation and you are still unsaved trash. I think you need to show a little respect.
Pastor B-R personally vouchsafed for you on your conduct. You don't want to disappoint him do you?
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Herr_Doktor Phd.
This is what you said. I even left your red highlights in:
And don't start denying this was in your post.
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Originally Posted by snottyduck
Nobody asks to get raped. Being raped is not a joyful experience and leaves mental scars for the rest of the victims life. The gruesome fact is that most women who get raped are not some young playful thing but rather women who are around 40 years of age who dress formal and unattractive. This is mainly because rape isn't about the sex but rather about power, humiliation and being in control. Anybody who did some investigation in profiles of rapists knows this. Men who want to have sex just go to a prostitute or find themself a pifflebuddy but do not convert to rape.
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This is the original post, everybody can see that parts in red aren't in there so you are only making a fool out of yourself. If you quote somebody then please don't start to add lies to that quote.
If you treat me fair I will do the same to you.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Margerine
What have you got against people who may or may not like tomatoes?
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I have something against ANYONE who hates anything as ridiculous as a tomatoe, as they are obviously wrong in the head. It must be sad to be so full of hate.
As a Christian, I only hate those who God hates, and judge righteously who God judges. ie. I ONLY hate Goths, proud queers, emos, spastic children, diesel-dyke lesbians, japs, chinks, dwarfs, children born with limbs missing, witches, Christ-hating-Joos, thalidomide kids, pagans, satanists, down syndromes, spina bifida and motor neuron retards, and similar repulsive UnGoldy trash.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by snottyduck
And yes I enjoy EBM without drugs, but I doubt you even heard EBM as EBM is quite soft in comparison with things like Industrial and Noise.
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You have been assigned a whopping batch of infraction points for your brazen-faced lying! Creation Scientists have proved conclusively that there is no possible way that a normal human can even vaguely enjoy EBM without being on the drugs. You'll have to get up a lot earlier than that if you want to sneak lies past JESUS, boy!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You have been assigned a whopping batch of infraction points for your brazen-faced lying! Creation Scientists have proved conclusively that there is no possible way that a normal human can even vaguely enjoy EBM without being on the drugs. You'll have to get up a lot earlier than that if you want to sneak lies past JESUS, boy!
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Heh, I'm even listening to EBM (Icon Of Coil btw, not that you know this group anyway) while I'm typing this. As stated in this topic, I don't do drugs so the false accusation don't hold up in any way. You only embarrass yourself with such a comment as you clearly have no idea what EBM is all about.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Margerine
*eyeball's the moderators*
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"Eyeballs the moderators"....... EYEBALLS THE MODERATORS!
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So Help Me Hannah, even back in my un$avED days, I have never seen anyone pull so shameless a stunt!!!
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by RevColinJamesTodd
I have something against ANYONE who hates anything as ridiculous as a tomatoe, as they are obviously wrong in the head. It must be sad to be so full of hate.
As a Christian, I only hate those who God hates, and judge righteously who God judges. ie. I ONLY hate < insert every culture group here >
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My main concern with your post criticizing him on his choice of not growing any tomatoes was that you chose to deduct from that post that he hates tomatoes and is therefor unchristian and hates God. This is so full of lunacy in itself that it's hard to argue with it on all of it's many angles.
From that same philosophy, because you hate people who don't grow tomatoes, since you probably don't grow cabbage, you therefor hate it and, using you same philosophy mind you, you therefor hate God.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-05-2008, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by snottyduck
Heh, I'm even listening to EBM (Icon Of Coil btw, not that you know this group anyway) while I'm typing this. As stated in this topic, I don't do drugs so the false accusation don't hold up in any way. You only embarrass yourself with such a comment as you clearly have no idea what EBM is all about.
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Haven't you figured it out by now? Anything new and popular is instantly deemed as a heretical practice by this lot. It's how religious zealots operate. They're afraid of technology. Had the advent of the internet and this website, or electricity for that matter, been around in the early 1900's, do you know how much this lot would condemn anyone who uses electricity, much less the internet?
Don't members of this Church know that HTML is full of demon code? DUH, your ancestors would be ashamed.
Now watch, they're only argument to that post is "he's unsaved trash, so I'm going to overlook his valid argument at his unsaved trash status just to placate myself into not reading his valid argument and flex my status to other members in order to enlarge my ego."
It's how religious zealots operate. If you hang out around here be prepared for 90% of your arguments to be ignored, they don't want anything to do with technology. I'm surprised they even allow themselves on a computer to be honest.
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Re: A Goose has landed -
05-06-2008, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by snottyduck
This is the original post, everybody can see that parts in red aren't in there so you are only making a fool out of yourself. If you quote somebody then please don't start to add lies to that quote.
If you treat me fair I will do the same to you.
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Impudent whelp! How do you make me out to be a fool. You wrote that statement with the red high-lights to emphasize your perversions.
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."
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