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Default Who I Am - 05-08-2008, 04:36 PM
The name's Jeremiah, I live in Washinton, and I've been going to church all my life. I heard about this site and thought I'd check it out. There are some things I disagree with, but I'm not here to troll, but to understand your ways of thinking. I will try not to offend anyone, and hope there would be a good reason if I can banned.
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Default Re: Who I Am - 05-08-2008, 04:38 PM
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The name's Jeremiah, I live in Washinton, and I've been going to church all my life. I heard about this site and thought I'd check it out. There are some things I disagree with, but I'm not here to troll, but to understand your ways of thinking. I will try not to offend anyone, and hope there would be a good reason if I can banned.
Welcom Jeremiah,

I am sure we can clear up these points you think we are in error on.

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Default Re: Who I Am - 05-08-2008, 05:22 PM
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Maybe you should read around some of the threads here. There is so much to learn and so little time.

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Default Re: Who I Am - 05-08-2008, 06:23 PM
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The name's Jeremiah, I live in Washinton, and I've been going to church all my life. I heard about this site and thought I'd check it out. There are some things I disagree with, but I'm not here to troll, but to understand your ways of thinking. I will try not to offend anyone, and hope there would be a good reason if I can banned.
Well friend, our way of thinking boils down to "God said it, I believe it, that settles it". If you want to understand our way of thinking, your best bet would be to pick up a King James Bible, read it cover to cover, and believe every word it says.

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Default Re: Who I Am - 05-09-2008, 02:22 PM
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Well friend, our way of thinking boils down to "God said it, I believe it, that settles it". If you want to understand our way of thinking, your best bet would be to pick up a King James Bible, read it cover to cover, and believe every word it says.

Pastor Billy-Reuben
Albeit proper (in addition to the good Pastor's words above) to learn to spell the name of the state in which one resides...

Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
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Default Re: Who I Am - 05-09-2008, 03:54 PM
I got banned anyway, don't know by who, and it still didn't say why, so this is the name I'll be using. Please tell me if my other name has been cleared
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Default Re: Who I Am - 05-09-2008, 04:07 PM
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Well, this time you are banned by me.

Stop making all these accounts on God's Chosen Forum!

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Default Re: Who I Am - 05-09-2008, 06:17 PM
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