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Bananas Prove God Exists -
01-30-2007, 01:05 PM
See for yourself HERE. This should erase all doubts and silence satan himself. Even hellbound witches like Rachael VanAirhead will have to accept God now. Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
01-30-2007, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
See for yourself HERE. This should erase all doubts and silence satan himself. Even hellbound witches like Rachael VanAirhead will have to accept God now. Glory!!
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What a moving video, Pastor Zeke. I can't imagine how anyone would continue to refuse God's love after that very scientific (forgive me Jesus) video. As for Van Hellhoud, she's too busy eating a different kind of banana to watch that video.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
01-30-2007, 04:16 PM
Praise Jesus! Hellyweird commits several crimes against God every day, but one of the biggest crimes is not giving Kirk Cameron starring roles in major motion pictures. The only reason they won't give him the parts is because he's a Christian, and they know the public would flock to see him in Godly roles!
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
01-31-2007, 12:49 AM
One of the best produced videos I've ever seen. It debunks atheism and makes Darwinists look like the fools that they are.
Of course, they're too busy doing something else ungodly with a banana to watch this.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-01-2007, 02:32 PM
It also proves that God has a sense of irony, since the monkey cult is refuted by a banana. Thank You, Jesus!
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
See for yourself HERE. This should erase all doubts and silence satan himself. Even hellbound witches like Rachael VanAirhead will have to accept God now. Glory!!
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Not only does it prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that evilution is a lie and that God created everything from cars to boat houses, but it was done in a clean True Christian fashion.
PRAISE!!!!
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 12:21 AM
Uhh.....could someone summarize the contents for me? Surf Control blocks that site.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 01:06 AM
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Uhh.....could someone summarize the contents for me? Surf Control blocks that site.
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Perhaps Jesus is preventing you from seeing the Truth© for some reason. It could be a sign that you are a lost cause and no longer worth our time.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 01:12 AM
A youtube site? I thought you guys hated youtube or something...or was that myspace? or both?
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 01:15 AM
I love eating atheist's nightmares!
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 01:19 AM
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I love eating atheist's nightmares!
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...gengar!
he eats dreams. i always loved this little guy....
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 02:16 AM
NOW you're worried about your posts being filled with gibberish?
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02-02-2007, 02:28 AM
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NOW you're worried about your posts being filled with gibberish?
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when its filled with my personal computer stuff then YES i am!
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 02:32 AM
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when its filled with my personal computer stuff then YES i am!
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The D.O.F. already has all that information. But with all the perverts and degenerates that keep coming here to persecute True Christians, I'd be worried too.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 03:10 AM
For your information, Zeke, Surf Control blocks certain sites at work that have either inappropriate content or that might possibly have viruses. Inappropriate content includes games and video sites.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 03:27 AM
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For your information, Zeke, Surf Control blocks certain sites at work that have either inappropriate content or that might possibly have viruses. Inappropriate content includes games and video sites.
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No, I think Pastor Ezekiel had it right. When I read his post, I immediately thought of this Scripture passage:
II Thessalonians 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
Does that sound like you, or does that sound like you?
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou
No, I think Pastor Ezekiel had it right. When I read his post, I immediately thought of this Scripture passage:
II Thessalonians 2:11-12: And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
Does that sound like you, or does that sound like you?
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Great minds think alike, Brother MSTT. That is precisely the verse I had in mind.
Leave it to a pagan witch to look for explanations in all the wrong places.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 03:46 AM
Just the tiniest edit:
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I love eating atheist's nightmares babies!
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. . . and you and Rachael and Lilith have something in common!
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 05:32 PM
That's no proof.
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Re: Bananas Prove God Exists -
02-02-2007, 05:36 PM
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That's no proof.
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And that's no counter-argument.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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