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Default Jeb Thurmond and James Hutchins vs the HEATHEN HORDES! - 03-29-2010, 12:07 AM

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If god is all powerful why did he need the Rib of Adam to make Eve?
Of course God does not NEED anything, God was giving us a message, that Eve is a clone of Adam. This is so that we know that racial diversity is the result of animal and demonic genes getting into the gene pool. If not for people mating with animals and demons, we would all look exactly like Adam and Eve (blonde and blue-eyed, with not a hooked-nose to be seen).

Adam did not have a hook nose, and nor did his clone, Eve, and therefore neither Cain, nor Abel. Maybe in the city Cain founded somebody had sex with an anteater, causing hook-nose genes to pollute God's work.
So your telling me that the perfect people have blonde hair and blue eyes and are superior? Where have I heard that before? Some guy named Adolf I think.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-29-2010, 12:09 AM

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Of course God does not NEED anything, God was giving us a message, that Eve is a clone of Adam. This is so that we know that racial diversity is the result of animal and demonic genes getting into the gene pool. If not for people mating with animals and demons, we would all look exactly like Adam and Eve (blonde and blue-eyed).
Again I find myself dumbfounded by the stupidity of the people on this site. It is physically impostable to have sex with an animal and produce an offspring. Nature doesn't allow it. Color comes because of enviorment. Do you not tan when you have been out in the sun for too long of time? It's the same concept.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-29-2010, 12:09 AM

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You have that backward. Women need MEN to survive. And yes, they are subservient.

Okay, I can compromise. We need each other to survive. This makes us equal, and not one better than the other.


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Some guy named Adolf I think.
The Bible said it first. And if you have a problem with Adolf, you'll have to take it up with the Catholics.

We are dead set against the Holocaust. Of those hundreds of people senselessly murdered in the Holocaust, many of them could have converted to Christianity.


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Okay, I can compromise. We need each other to survive. This makes us equal, and not one better than the other.
We also need microbes in our intestines to survive (according to germunists) but that doesn't make us and germs equals.


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Smile Re: What is Fap? - 03-29-2010, 12:12 AM

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Again I find myself dumbfounded by the stupidity of the people on this site. It is physically impostable to have sex with an animal and produce an offspring. Nature doesn't allow it. Color comes because of enviorment. Do you not tan when you have been out in the sun for too long of time? It's the same concept.
"impostable", is that something a papist does?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-29-2010, 12:12 AM

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Of course God does not NEED anything, God was giving us a message, that Eve is a clone of Adam. This is so that we know that racial diversity is the result of animal and demonic genes getting into the gene pool. If not for people mating with animals and demons, we would all look exactly like Adam and Eve (blonde and blue-eyed, with not a hooked-nose to be seen).

Adam did not have a hook nose, and nor did his clone, eve, and therefore neither Cain, nor Abel. Maybe in the city Cain founded somebody had sex with an anteater, causing hook-nose genes to pollute God's work.
OR maybe just possibly something else happened. I will not say Adam and Eve did not exist to make it easier for you to understand (Though I personally find Adam and Eve to be a load of crap). Is it possible that Adam and Eve mated and those children went their different ways being slowly altered to better fit their surroundings? Such as the African Americans whose skin became dark to avoid the blasting heat of the sun.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-29-2010, 12:13 AM

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We also need microbes in our intestines to survive (according to germunists) but that doesn't make use and germs equals.
Well microbes are just that-MICROBES. It's kind of impossible to treat them as equals.

Women, however, are fairly easy to see (if in the correct light) and interact with.


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OR maybe just possibly something else happened. I will not say Adam and Eve did not exist to make it easier for you to understand (Though I personally find Adam and Eve to be a load of crap). Is it possible that Adam and Eve mated and those children went their different ways being slowly altered to better fit their surroundings? Such as the African Americans whose skin became dark to avoid the blasting heat of the sun.
That's the theory of evolution, the same theory that caused the holocaust. Hypocrite.


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-29-2010, 12:17 AM

You people are truly the most un-Christian people I have ever seen. I'm fourteen years old, and I'm smarter than all of you combined. To fap is to masturbate. Get an urban dictionary and get it through your thick conservative heads that you were wrong. Also, stop judging people for masturbating. It's perfectly natural. It's actually healthy. I also disapprove of how homophobic you all are. Part of being Christian is accepting people. Get over yourselves. You're not perfect, stop pretending you are.
ALSO, I noticed you have "True Christian Caucasian" trophies. So not only are you male-supremacists and homophobes, but you're also white supremacists? Oh, the irony kills me.
Stop banning people because they disagree with you. They're the true messengers of God, they're just telling you the truth. Stop being so conceited and learn to accept others for the way they are.
Also, I know I'm probably going to be banned before I even get a chance to make another post, so I would like to just give some parting words:
piffle you all for your ignorance and conceit. You are hardly Christians. Consider yourselves Neo-Nazis, more like. White supremacy, male supremacy, and homophobia all in one forum. A Christian forum, no less. I really hope you all suffer in the lowest levels of whatever hell awaits you.

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Well microbes are just that-MICROBES. It's kind of impossible to treat them as equals.
Let me get your logic: if something is worthy but difficult, it's moral to not do it? Winning WW2 looked impossible to Churchill, and one could have understood if Churchill had surrended, but nobody would have called it the right thing to do. Unless they used your logic.

And don't go off topic with the microbobe talk: we also need, wasps, or any other number of creatures to survive (wasps pollinate the plants we eat). So, are wasps our equals? We need trees to make oxygen to breathe, are they our equals?


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OR maybe just possibly something else happened. I will not say Adam and Eve did not exist to make it easier for you to understand (Though I personally find Adam and Eve to be a load of crap). Is it possible that Adam and Eve mated and those children went their different ways being slowly altered to better fit their surroundings? Such as the African Americans whose skin became dark to avoid the blasting heat of the sun.
There is no such thing as an african american. There are nigras, Whites, joos, injuns and so on. african american is an absurd title, like saying english american. If you are a born in the USA person, you are an American, otherwise, you can be an african, english, french and so on.

And the people you refer to as african americans were darkies before they came here. Not one single White person ever became one. Heck, even Michael Jackson tried (and failed, no surprise) as becoming White.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-29-2010, 12:19 AM

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That's the theory of evolution, the same theory that caused the holocaust. Hypocrite.
Aren't you the one who said the holocaust was caused due to Jews not converting?

The Holocaust was actually started by a man named Adolf Hitler, who was quite smart but had a very poor sense of moral. After the loss of WW2 he knew the German people needed something or somebody to blame. So why not an entire race that would be an easy target at the time? Since all of Germany was focusing their hate on one race they where unable to focus any hate on their corrupt government.
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Get a... dictionary...So not only are you male-supremacists and homophobes, but you're also white supremacists? Oh, the irony kills me...
I don't need to add anything to this.


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You people are truly the most un-Christian people I have ever seen. I'm fourteen years old, and I'm smarter than all of you combined. To fap is to masturbate. Get an urban dictionary and get it through your thick conservative heads that you were wrong. Also, stop judging people for masturbating. It's perfectly natural. It's actually healthy. I also disapprove of how homophobic you all are. Part of being Christian is accepting people. Get over yourselves. You're not perfect, stop pretending you are.
ALSO, I noticed you have "True Christian Caucasian" trophies. So not only are you male-supremacists and homophobes, but you're also white supremacists? Oh, the irony kills me.
Stop banning people because they disagree with you. They're the true messengers of God, they're just telling you the truth. Stop being so conceited and learn to accept others for the way they are.
Also, I know I'm probably going to be banned before I even get a chance to make another post, so I would like to just give some parting words:
piffle you all for your ignorance and conceit. You are hardly Christians. Consider yourselves Neo-Nazis, more like. White supremacy, male supremacy, and homophobia all in one forum. A Christian forum, no less. I really hope you all suffer in the lowest levels of whatever hell awaits you.

Oh yeah, I'm an atheist. So suck it.
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Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Aren't you the one who said the holocaust was caused due to Jews not converting?
The holocaust was both God's punishment upon the Jews (which he does many, many times in the Bible) but it was directly caused because of evolution. Watch "Expelled: no intelligence allowed".

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The Holocaust was actually started by a man named Adolf Hitler, who was quite smart but had a very poor sense of moral. After the loss of WW2 he knew the German people needed something or somebody to blame. So why not an entire race that would be an easy target at the time? Since all of Germany was focusing their hate on one race they where unable to focus any hate on their corrupt government.
The same say Obama is scapegoating white bankers for his corrupt ACORN government and it's giving mortgages to subprime (brown) people.


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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-29-2010, 12:22 AM

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Let me get your logic: if something is worthy but difficult, it's moral to not do it? Winning WW2 looked impossible to Churchill, and one could have understood if Churchill had surrended, but nobody would have called it the right thing to do. Unless they used your logic.

And don't go off topic with the microbobe talk: we also need, wasps, or any other number of creatures to survive (wasps pollinate the plants we eat). So, are wasps our equals? We need trees to make oxygen to breathe, are they our equals?
I never said it was difficult to treat them as equals, I said it is IMPOSSIBLE. This is because, like wasps, they don't have the intelligence of humans. Have you tried talking to a wasp lately? If so, how'd that work out for you?


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Angry Re: What is Fap? - 03-29-2010, 12:24 AM

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Aren't you the one who said the holocaust was caused due to Jews not converting?

The Holocaust was actually started by a man named Adolf Hitler, who was quite smart but had a very poor sense of moral. After the loss of WW2 he knew the German people needed something or somebody to blame. So why not an entire race that would be an easy target at the time? Since all of Germany was focusing their hate on one race they where unable to focus any hate on their corrupt government.
Are you serious with that posting? Re-read what Jeb wrote earlier.

More importantly, pay attention in school, read the books assigned. I'll give you a hint where you went wrong. WW2 ended, Hitler died.

If this is the state of education today, the planet is surely doomed!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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This is because, like wasps, they don't have the intelligence of humans. Have you tried talking to a wasp lately? If so, how'd that work out for you?
Have you ever tried talking to a woman or African about anything intelligent lately?

Heck, I can't even communicate with my maid, and she's equal to my wife, at least in the important areas.


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