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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-20-2018, 07:14 AM
By compelling the return of the phrase "craven, feckless lickspittle". He's obviously hoping none of the voters have a memory that stretches back further than what they had for lunch. So let's just remind them of some of Mittforbrains thoughts from, say, March 3, 2016:
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/statu...34937336451072 says (sorry, dunno embedding tweets here) " Here's what I know. Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University."
and https://twitter.com/MittRomney/statu...71184935190532 says "If Trump had said 4 years ago the things he says today about the KKK, Muslims, Mexicans, disabled, I would NOT have accepted his endorsement".
Yet, he thanks Dolt45 today. Leaves those tweets up (click 'em, they're live), but grovels. Bit of a mixed message, if you ask me. Poor Donald can't even find a quality, on-message ass-kisser to fill a Senate seat from some shithole state that no one ever goes to.
The Bestest, Stablest, Most Genius-y President in the History of Ever should just fire him and run Roy Moore again.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-20-2018, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
By compelling the return of the phrase "craven, feckless lickspittle". He's obviously hoping none of the voters have a memory that stretches back further than what they had for lunch. So let's just remind them of some of Mittforbrains thoughts from, say, March 3, 2016:
https://twitter.com/MittRomney/statu...34937336451072 says (sorry, dunno embedding tweets here) " Here's what I know. Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University."
and https://twitter.com/MittRomney/statu...71184935190532 says "If Trump had said 4 years ago the things he says today about the KKK, Muslims, Mexicans, disabled, I would NOT have accepted his endorsement".
Yet, he thanks Dolt45 today. Leaves those tweets up (click 'em, they're live), but grovels. Bit of a mixed message, if you ask me. Poor Donald can't even find a quality, on-message ass-kisser to fill a Senate seat from some shithole state that no one ever goes to.
The Bestest, Stablest, Most Genius-y President in the History of Ever should just fire him and run Roy Moore again.
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Hey Nimrod - Trump IS as genius.
What do you do with a bunch of Mormons that nobody likes - you deport them.
When the state of Missouri got fed up with the Mormons in 1846 they kicked them out. When they spilled out into Illinois and Iowa in the winter of 1846 they also told them to keep moving. When they wound up in what is now Utah it was owned by Mexico. That's right - the "problem" was now a "Mexican" problem.
Things would have been fine except for a Democrat President James K. Polk who decided to start a war with the Mexicans, and in the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848 the "Utah Territory" became part of the United States. This proves once again the Democrats will take just about any undesirable as long as they think they will vote Democrat.
Mitt Romney is an idiot RINO, and should have beaten Obama in a landslide for having presided over the worst economy since the Great Depression. Romney had better tow the line or Trump will get Congress to pass a nationwide "Do Not Knock" law to keep those LDS'ers from continuing to bother the rest of us, and will shut down Broadway Musicals featuring those bicycle riding homer miscreants.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-20-2018, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Poor Donald can't even find a quality, on-message ass-kisser to fill a Senate seat from some shithole state that no one ever goes to.
The Bestest, Stablest, Most Genius-y President in the History of Ever should just fire him and run Roy Moore again.
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First of all, Mister Much, your public use of the term "sh!thole" is very unchristian and you should issue a very PUBLIC apology.
And don't bother deflecting that you aren't actually a Christian. This is a Christian country* and a True Christian™ forum and you and everybody else knows the rules. Your atheist, sub-demon, lieutenant, George Carlin, spelled them out for you.
Secondly, you used that rude term to describe an AMERICAN piece of real estate with a largely white population. Utah isn't Puerto Rico, you know. People in Utah can vote. And they do so reliably against abortion and gay wedding cakes.
Thirdly, I get the impression that you don't mean it when you describe Trump as "the Bestest, Stablest, Most Genius-y President", and that's just plain wrong.
Mocking one of God's prophets leads to sudden and acute bear attacks, remember?
2 Kings 2:24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Your surprisingly correct (for a hell bound atheist) knowledge of the Bible should have brought the story of Elisha and the 42 mauled children to mind. Trump, like Elisha, has feelings, afterall.
* As so founded by God's divine providence.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-23-2018, 03:32 PM
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-23-2018, 09:17 PM
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All in good time. First order of business is to round 'em up and ship them over there. Then, when it comes time to execute his "lesson plan", they will all be in one convenient location.
One Really Big Lesson is more cost effective then a bunch of mini-lessons, and Trump is nothing if not efficient. (Well, actually, he's efficient and frugal, which is the point of this paragraph.)
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-26-2018, 07:09 AM
Another reason for some appreciation.
If it wasn't for these pesky bone spurs I'd have stopped shooter myself, says President Trump
https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2018/02...ays-president/
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-26-2018, 10:14 PM
Here's more proof that Donald Trump will always come to our rescue.
I Would Have Run Into School Without a Gun
Sigh! My hero! If only we could have seen something like that play out.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-26-2018, 11:02 PM
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Here's more proof that Donald Trump will always come to our rescue...
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Has The Simpsons done an "Ow! My bone spurs!" joke (from 7yo. Bart, ofc.) yet? I stopped watching a while ago.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-26-2018, 11:22 PM
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Has The Simpsons done an "Ow! My bone spurs!" joke (from 7yo. Bart, ofc.) yet? I stopped watching a while ago.
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I hope you're not being disrespectful to the office of the President of the United States of America. Worshippers at Landover Baptist don't need to hear your sarcastic take on how we are making America great again. We are in a WAR FOR ALL OF EXISTENCE AGAINST SOME GUYS WHO OFTEN BLOW THEMSELVES UP and you are complaining about bone spurs from 40 years ago. It's 2018, dummy! Jesus is weeping for you.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-26-2018, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Has The Simpsons done an "Ow! My bone spurs!" joke (from 7yo. Bart, ofc.) yet? I stopped watching a while ago.
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How unfortunate of you to be so cynical and misinformed, Mr. Much.
Bart Simpson is 10 years old, (and has been so for the past 28 years). Lisa is 8 years of age, except on the day before during any episode dealing with her birthday.
As for Our POTUS, I support him fully if he wants to charge barehanded into a confrontation with a person holding any form of assault weapon.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-27-2018, 04:19 AM
President Donald J. Trump attended a military school in his formative years, so I would trust his ability to run into the muzzle of an AR-15. People who were well-behaved as children and loved enough by their parents not to be sent to military school don't have the same total disregard for danger that a man like Donald J. Trump has.
Would President Trump be the same successful, heroic, brilliant, successful, rich, handsome, talented, and successful icon that he is now if his parents hadn't loathed him and sent him off packing to a military school 70 miles away when he began to display the violent sociopathic rage that has propelled him to success and riches? Would President Trump have the edgy, thrill-seeking desire to run at gunfire and certain death if he had matured in a so-called "loving environment" where the adults closest to him showed love instead of disgust at the sight of him? Would Donald Trump have crushed his enemies with such zeal, or harbored seething resentments that propelled him to successful business conquests if he hadn't spent four years secretly crying himself to sleep in his cot at the military school?
I say, "No." So we all ought to be thankful that his propensity for killing neighborhood pets, collecting switchblades, sass-mouthing teachers, and greasing his hair like Eddie Cochran finally sent his parents over the edge. Otherwise, we'd certainly never have a President Donald J. Trump representing America.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-27-2018, 06:47 AM
As the Commander in Chief, surely DJT is entitled to The Medal of Honor for this courageous act of valour. It would be great if he awarded it to himself beforehand so he can savour the recognition for a time. The actual said action would most likely lead to a posthumous award from President Pence otherwise.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-27-2018, 07:44 AM
Actually, come to think of it, there would be no more appropriate day, for President Donald Trump to award the Medal of Honor to himself than 25 March "National Medal of Honor Day". Its not too far away and I pray that our beloved President doesn't have to risk his life disarming a school shooter before that date. But I know that he will, should he be lurking around any schools, as a hot situation evolves.
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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-27-2018, 09:10 PM
I voted for this amazing president. Just watching his diplomatic exchanges with the other countries of the world makes the left hate themselves for ever thinking Hillary had a chance! And his support of us veterans is great to see. I pray that he gets another 4 years.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-27-2018, 10:58 PM
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I voted for this amazing president. Just watching his diplomatic exchanges with the other countries of the world makes the left hate themselves for ever thinking Hillary had a chance! And his support of us veterans is great to see. I pray that he gets another 4 years.
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Not only is his reelection important for veterans, it is important for our school children. President Trump seems to be the only leader in the U.S. ready to walk into a building where there is an active shooter and disarm him. I can't imagine how our country would survive these dangerous times should someone else be President.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
02-28-2018, 12:34 PM
People from around the world can testify they have NEVER been so comfortable with a US President as with Donald.
Let's see an example of how the new Ambassador of my country was received by Donald:
http://www.thebubble.com/donald-trum...dor-to-the-us/
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Yesterday, the Argentine Ambassador to the US Fernando Oris de Roa presented his credentials to President Donald Trump. Gleefully cheering, “Mauricio, Mauricio!” to a man named Fernando, Trump made reference to President Macri, who has known the US President personally for over 25 years. The ceremony was short and sweet as Trump departed for Davos to join Macri and other world leaders at the World Economic Forum.
Trump, knowing the US-Argentine history with the citrus fruit, exclaimed, “Lemons, lemons, lemons!” to the new ambassador. Previously during Macri’s trip to the White House in April, Trump was quoted as saying, “One of the reason’s he’s here is about lemons… I’ll tell him about North Korea and he’ll tell me about lemons.”
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See? A cheerful leader bullying welcoming a new representant of an ungodly country, and receiving the stranger as well as he receives journalists, or even his co-workers.
Hebrews 13:2 - Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Exodus 22:21 - Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.
Donald hits 100% biblicality AGAIN! Praise the LORD!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
03-04-2018, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil Ander
As the Commander in Chief, surely DJT is entitled to The Medal of Honor for this courageous act of valour. It would be great if he awarded it to himself beforehand so he can savour the recognition for a time. The actual said action would most likely lead to a posthumous award from President Pence otherwise.
Phil
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It has happened!
I would like to think that President Trump keeps an eye on this Appreciation thread and, after he saw my post, thought to himself "Well. Why not!" Congratulations sir.
https://www.duffelblog.com/2018/02/t...hool-shooting/
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
03-04-2018, 02:11 PM
More of Trump being the Greatest!
Trump Rushes into Iraq Unarmed, Destroys ISIS
***JUST ANOTHER BORING LINK DELETED***
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
03-15-2018, 11:12 PM
I was so pleased today to learn that Donald Trump Jr. is divorcing his wife. To me, it is a clear sign Donald Trump Sr. is preparing to run for a second term.
All of the Trump wives need to measure up. If they are political liabilities they need to move on and make way for new and better wives. Donald Jr. knows that if Donald Sr.'s health should suddenly fail he is the one who needs to step up and carry the torch. The wife he is divorcing has had five children. His new wife needs to be fresh from a modeling agency.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b05b2217fd533c
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread -
03-16-2018, 12:11 AM
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I was so pleased today to learn that Donald Trump Jr. is divorcing his wife. To me, it is a clear sign Donald Trump Sr. is preparing to run for a second term.
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That most certainly is the only possible explanation here.
No woman is worthy of being married to a Trump. Once they fail to see how blessed they are divorce is the only option.
The Bible is very fair on these matters. Matthew 5:31 tells us that divorce is allowed as long as it is put in writing. So an SMS or a WhatsApp message should do the trick here.
Matthew 5:31: " It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement"
Of course a divorced wife can never marry again. A clear case of Biblical justice. No one wants a second hand wife.
Matthew 5:32: " ... whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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