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Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 02:45 AM
I was amazed to read how smart, informed and objective Judge Anthony Scalia of the Supreme Court is. He came right out and explained he could be objective about homers even though he has had a life long fear of them.
And, he knows so much about homer history. I've known for decades there were no homers in this country until 1960. Now I learn Scalia knows that as well. He pointed out a little known fact, homers were imported from other countries. Had it not been for this there would be no homers in the U. S.
The good thing is when Scalia votes to ban homer marriage, he will do so with no misinformation or prejudgement.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 04:40 AM
Another fine piece of journalism by Andy Borowitz.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 03:57 PM
Filthy homersodomites!
I Samuel 20:4
"Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 04:28 PM
I agree. There were no gay people at all in the UK either before the 70s. Then they make a law where you can be gay and like they all want to try it. before you know it we have things like nancy boy interviewer Graham Norton interviewing real men like Quentin Tarantino that makes all those really cool films with guns and characters quoting fromthe Bible in that I heard were great. Obviousy I never watched it but some atheists I overheard were saying it was good. Whatever Tarantino looks like I'm sure he's like a real man's man.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 04:47 PM
There wasn't aids before the 60's either, and as faggotry and aids go hand in hand like, well, a couple of fags, it is definite proof that homosexuality did not exist 50 years ago, and thus aids and gayness are to be deemed a fad and lifestyle choice, and not some sort of constitutional right: it didn't even exist when the constitution was written, in short: aids and homosexuality are unconstitutional!
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And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 06:33 PM
This certainly makes sense in hindsight.
When I began my career as a queer in 1972, fagging was relatively new and it was difficult to find the requisite number of fellow sissies for the daily anonymous sodomy trysts. I would often panic in the early morning hours when I could not locate my next strange gay rectum in the toilet stalls and allies.
This led to the solicitation of straight men, with often disastrous results. Beatings, arrests for indecent exposure, etc. To be sure, being a fag in the early days was not easy, nor for the faint of heart corn-holer. Praise God, the filth is behind me now.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 07:24 PM
Huh, I thought there were, but they were all locked up, neutered and lobotomized.
I guess I need to change my homeschooling section on that.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 09:39 PM
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There wasn't aids before the 60's either, and as faggotry and aids go hand in hand like, well, a couple of fags, it is definite proof that homosexuality did not exist 50 years ago, and thus aids and gayness are to be deemed a fad and lifestyle choice, and not some sort of constitutional right: it didn't even exist when the constitution was written, in short: aids and homosexuality are unconstitutional!
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Obama and his legion of sand monkeys are making homosexuality "normal"
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 09:57 PM
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Obama and his legion of sand monkeys are making homosexuality "normal"
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It's one of the reasons I prefer the term "homersexual"
Homer was greek and therefore we know what he was into (the fact that greeks actually still exist is amazing)
'homo' the prefex of homosexuality has a couple of meanings.
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: any of a genus (Homo) of hominids that includes modern humans (H. sapiens) and several extinct related species (as H. erectus and H. habilis)
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In other words, human.
The other one is "homoginized"
: to blend (diverse elements) into a uniform mixture
Neither one should be acceptable regarding sodomites.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 11:33 PM
Well, I'm pretty sure that the ancient Greeks invented this Homer stuff - at least the sodomy part, and it was mentioned in the Bible (KJV1611). I thought it had all died out - kind of like the dinosaurs.
This is one reason we need to get a handle on our immigration policy. The homers are more than likely illegal immigrants coming over the border from Canada.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-26-2013, 11:46 PM
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Well, I'm pretty sure that the ancient Greeks invented this Homer stuff - at least the sodomy part, and it was mentioned in the Bible (KJV1611). I thought it had all died out - kind of like the dinosaurs.
This is one reason we need to get a handle on our immigration policy. The homers are more than likely illegal immigrants coming over the border from Canada.
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You'd think they'd want to move there, gay marriage being legal and all. Oh, but they can't wear short-shorts year round, I guess that would have something to do with it.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-27-2013, 12:22 AM
I am getting a bit old but as I recall, the first homers choose butt sex in the early 1970's. I think it was some nazi airline stweward, Max Mosey or something. Any how, he seduced young boys and turn S.F. in to the sweaty ram-rodding man-den it is today. Every week I visit the place, I pray my rectum remains hole.
A man does not get to the SCOTUS by being an idiot, that is for sure!
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-27-2013, 01:12 AM
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A man does not get to the SCOTUS by being an idiot, that is for sure!
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That's what is great about having Athony Scalia on our side. The man has mind like a steel trap. He is so smart he can see a phoney argument before a liberal has even thought of it.
One of the things he pointed out, according to the article, is that homers are not mentioned in the Constitution. I bet liberal lawyers are surprised to learn that.
I'm sensing all homer marriage will be banned when the Court finally rules on this thing.
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Re: Supreme Court Judge Scalia: There Were No Homers Here Before 1960. -
03-27-2013, 02:40 AM
As you all know, I was sitting in the front row right in front of Justice Scalia. Mary-worshiper though he is, I have every confidence that he's got this one under control.
My sources assure me that SCOTUS is going to rule that being a queer is henceforth illegal, and punishable by death. Look for the announcement the Summer.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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