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What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-13-2010, 09:07 PM
@ all I visited Doctor Manning and he said I might have a "yeast infection". He did some thorough "looking" to determine that. I am glad I can trust him. Does anyone have any advice for me?
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-13-2010, 09:09 PM
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@ all I visited Doctor Manning and he said I might have a "yeast infection". He did some thorough "looking" to determine that. I am glad I can trust him. Does anyone have any advice for me?
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Didn't your mother tell you not to eat raw bread dough? That's how you get a yeast infection.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-13-2010, 09:26 PM
@ Rev. M. Rodimer Thank you for the advice, I will stop eating raw bread dough. The funny thing is that I wasn't even aware that I did that!
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-13-2010, 09:45 PM
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@ all I visited Doctor Manning and he said I might have a "yeast infection". He did some thorough "looking" to determine that. I am glad I can trust him. Does anyone have any advice for me?
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Well they can be caused by a number of things. Have you been stressed about things? Have you been taking antibiotics? Those are the two most common reasons.
You could eat lots of yogurt, that helps sometimes. Or ask your mother to go and get special medication at the pharmacy for you.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-13-2010, 10:06 PM
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@ all I visited Doctor Manning and he said I might have a "yeast infection". He did some thorough "looking" to determine that. I am glad I can trust him. Does anyone have any advice for me?
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They are quite common young lady. Mrs. Porter was yapping a while back about having one, but I told her to keep it to herself and that no one wanted to hear about such a disgusting thing. We've already raised our children and I could care less about the health of her filthy parts.
But you are a young lady with a future of bearing children for Jesus, so it's important that it is addressed. However I am I am concerned with the prescribed treatment. I trust Dr. Manning is treating the condition with an oral medication? That you will certainly not have to apply medications or touch yourself in any way "down there"?
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-13-2010, 10:42 PM
@ BelieverInGod I will try the yogurt. Thank you for the advice.
@ Brother Harold Porter Dr. Manning did have something oral I had to do that he assured me would help. It was a bit weird and he asked me not to talk about it but I am sure he knows what he is doing.
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09-14-2010, 04:29 AM
Miss Felicity.
Where you chaperoned when you were with Dr Manning?
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 04:37 AM
Excuse me Phebe is fast a sleep or I would ask her, what is a yeast infection? Can I catch it? Its not one of those conductible things is it?
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 04:48 AM
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Excuse me Phebe is fast a sleep or I would ask her, what is a yeast infection? Can I catch it? Its not one of those conductible things is it?
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Yes a man can catch a yeast infection, but it's rare. Mostly in men with poor immune systems, we just don't have all those hormones screwing with our system. Anyway, who wants to touch a woman when she has one :puke: And trust me you will know if your wife has one.
Basically avoid her if she is taking antibiotics for some reason. That seems to be what triggers it in Liz.
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09-14-2010, 05:09 AM
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Yes a man can catch a yeast infection, but it's rare.
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Uncircumcised men with poor hygiene are more prone. As Brother Seth said, when women are on antibiotics they often get it. My wife Sarah had it a few times and, believe me, we were not at all interested in trying to make little soldiers for God at those times.
But as Felicity has found out there is a single dose oral medication for it now.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 05:23 AM
Rebekah got a yeast infection once. I can not even begin to imagine what unseemly perversions led to the LORD smiting her lady bits in that manner. What possesses women to put bread in their britches?
Now I pick up a small amount of bread each day after work, and we immediately consume it as a family so that Rebekah does not again fall into temptation.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 05:34 AM
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Yes a man can catch a yeast infection, but it's rare. Mostly in men with poor immune systems, we just don't have all those hormones screwing with our system. Anyway, who wants to touch a woman when she has one :puke: And trust me you will know if your wife has one.
Basically avoid her if she is taking antibiotics for some reason. That seems to be what triggers it in Liz.
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Uncircumcised men with poor hygiene are more prone. As Brother Seth said, when women are on antibiotics they often get it. My wife Sarah had it a few times and, believe me, we were not at all interested in trying to make little soldiers for God at those times.
But as Felicity has found out there is a single dose oral medication for it now.
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Rebekah got a yeast infection once. I can not even begin to imagine what unseemly perversions led to the LORD smiting her lady bits in that manner. What possesses women to put bread in their britches?
Now I pick up a small amount of bread each day after work, and we immediately consume it as a family so that Rebekah does not again fall into temptation.
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Antibiotics, lady bits, uncircumcised men and females stuffing bread in there pants! Sweet Jesus I am sorry I asked. How the heck did Felicity get one? Why the heck would a woman shove a loaf of bread............. Never mind I have that Puke feeling coming on . I swear I am never coming here again, nasty just plain nasty.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 05:49 AM
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Antibiotics, lady bits, uncircumcised men and females stuffing bread in there pants! Sweet Jesus I am sorry I asked. How the heck did Felicity get one? Why the heck would a woman shove a loaf of bread............. Never mind I have that Puke feeling coming on . I swear I am never coming here again, nasty just plain nasty.
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09-14-2010, 06:02 AM
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Sister BIG, up until I married Phebe, I was not home more than 2 or 3 days a month. I stayed very busy with my business, lots of trips. Shoot I have been home for 6 days straight. I have never taken a vacation that long before.
Why do you think my ex-wife, may God have pity on her slutty, whoring soul, where ever she is, may have had one?
Come clean what the heck is it? In case Phebe gets one, I will know what it is, I already know and how you get one.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 06:42 AM
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Sister BIG, up until I married Phebe, I was not home more than 2 or 3 days a month. I stayed very busy with my business, lots of trips. Shoot I have been home for 6 days straight. I have never taken a vacation that long before.
Why do you think my ex-wife, may God have pity on her slutty, whoring soul, where ever she is, may have had one?
Come clean what the heck is it? In case Phebe gets one, I will know what it is, I already know and how you get one.
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Part of me thinks I should PM you this information, but another part of me says this is something that everyone should know....
Short answer: It's one of the curses that Eve dumped on us women folk
Long answer:
WARNING!!!!!!!
THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS GO ON TO THE NEXT POST!!!
Basically we all have a form of yeast living in our body. Have you ever heard of thrush? It's the same infection only in a woman's private parts.
You can tell when your wife has it because she will do anything to scratch. There have been times where I have eyed the Brillo pad and thought of using it to scratch. Also there will be what looks like cottage cheese down there.
It is quickly cured with the right medication. My mother used to actually use a weak borax solution to kill it. As for the symptoms in men, I have heard it makes your tallywhacker so itchy you want it to fall off.
Yes I know TMI. As I said, it's another of God's punishments placed on us women. and the two reasons I know of that women get it is using birth control (a sin) and using antibiotics.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 06:57 AM
After reading that last post (I THOUGHT I had a strong stomach . . . I just threw away a brand new container of cottage cheese, thanks Sister, it cost $2.78), I really felt we needed SOMETHING here for the 'next post'.
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Rebekah got a yeast infection once. I can not even begin to imagine what unseemly perversions led to the LORD smiting her lady bits in that manner. What possesses women to put bread in their britches?
Now I pick up a small amount of bread each day after work, and we immediately consume it as a family so that Rebekah does not again fall into temptation.
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Was she having her way with a baguette, or a pretzel, or a French loaf? Surely not a Kaiser!
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 06:57 AM
@ Sister Charli No my father trusts Dr. Manning completely. My father also hired him to do some investments but those are things I do not need to understand. When I am 18 I will have a husband to take care of those things for me.
@ Disciple Luke What are uncircumcised men? I asked my father but he just got red and walked away.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 07:05 AM
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Part of me thinks I should PM you this information, but another part of me says this is something that everyone should know....
Short answer: It's one of the curses that Eve dumped on us women folk
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 08:39 AM
Felicity if you need to go the pharmacy and are embarrassed. Wrote a note about the problem and give it to lady at the counter.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 09:21 AM
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You could eat lots of yogurt, that helps sometimes.
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The treatment does not involve taking the yoghurt orally BIG. I am told though it can do the trick in some cases as long as it is unflavoured and unsweetened.
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