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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-17-2009, 03:06 PM

Indeed brother Nobar,

I have it on good authority that many queers like to spread Skittles all over the bed and then roll around in them while performing abominations before the LORD!

The worst part is that once they have finished, they gather up all of the Skittles and then secretly deposit them into vending machines when nobody is around to help spread their AIDs!



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-18-2009, 01:46 PM

Erm.. maybe cos kids liked coloured sweets? thats why they are rainbow coloured? you guys ever thought about that??!
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-18-2009, 03:28 PM

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Erm.. maybe cos kids liked coloured sweets? thats why they are rainbow coloured? you guys ever thought about that??!
Don't you see how the homosexuals operate? The bright colors are intended to appeal to children and the sweet taste is to lure them into a false sense of security. Next thing you know they're asking their parents just what's so bad about two men getting married, and then they're in the gay bars looking for somebody to go home with!

Satan doesn't just pounce on you all at once, he leads you into his sinful traps little by little, and when you realize it, it's too late! Only JESUS can help you then, which He will be more than happy to do if you confess to being a weakling and evil pile of sinful garbage.

It worked for me! AMEN!



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-18-2009, 06:51 PM

I never did like those vile little pieces of crap candies. In fact I never indulged in any candy for fear that the devil would turn me against Christ the Savior.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-18-2009, 08:15 PM

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I never did like those vile little pieces of crap candies. In fact I never indulged in any candy for fear that the devil would turn me against Christ the Savior.
That's a little extreme, even in this case. If you are really Saved, and a True Christian, you don't have to worry (too much) about eating some candies. Just not too many wafer thin mints.


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-18-2009, 10:50 PM

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That's a little extreme, even in this case. If you are really Saved, and a True Christian, you don't have to worry (too much) about eating some candies. Just not too many wafer thin mints.

I see what you are saying, but my mother insisted that as a child I not eat candy. Her reasoning was for more than Satan, She told me that it would also rot my teeth and I would become unruly, That Mama, She's a smart one.
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I see what you are saying, but my mother insisted that as a child I not eat candy. Her reasoning was for more than Satan, She told me that it would also rot my teeth and I would become unruly, That Mama, She's a smart one.
It's better safe than sorry. The queers have been lacing candy with the AIDs super virus for a long time, and you will at least have the peace of mind to know you aren't infected.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 03:26 AM

I must inquire; what about M&M's? Are these safe to eat?
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 03:47 AM

Hey guys, just poppin by to see if any of you upstanding citizens would like to try some skittles?

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 04:17 AM

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Hey guys, just poppin by to see if any of you upstanding citizens would like to try some skittles?
GTFO, QUEERBAIT!! Our anal virginity is protected by GOD!! Your queerosexual candies are not allowed here. Next time I see a bag of Skittles, I am going to destroy them and burn down the heathen store selling them, they should know they are enabling such faggotry.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 04:24 AM

God will Damn all who like skittles. Look what skittles inspire.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 04:26 AM

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GTFO, QUEERBAIT!! Our anal virginity is protected by GOD!! Your queerosexual candies are not allowed here. Next time I see a bag of Skittles, I am going to destroy them and burn down the heathen store selling them, they should know they are enabling such faggotry.


obviously i was kidding. i would never want to endanger any of my fellow lord lovers with AIDS or the temptations of the dark lord.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 04:30 AM

Such a serious issure should NEVER be joked about Brother! EVER!
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 04:34 AM

That horrid picture almost caused me to vomit fourth my GODly supper!

Undoubtedly a swarm of lesbian hookers will descend upon our CHRISTlike forums and begin harassing the innocent Ladies of Landover!

Well, there will be absolutely NO eating of tuna-flavored Skittles on the premises!



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 04:39 AM

The above picture was not appropriate for a family oriented forum, so I adjusted it. The girl in the image was obviously inspired by that infamous slut rainbow brite:


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 04:51 AM

These Skittles seem to be causing a lot of trouble...
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-19-2009, 04:08 PM

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It's better safe than sorry. The queers have been lacing candy with the AIDs super virus for a long time, and you will at least have the peace of mind to know you aren't infected.

Unless you've been driving a VW New Beetle.
Why would I drive one of those? I don't have a license, Those are only for men, Ladies don't drive.
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Why would I drive one of those? I don't have a license, Those are only for men, Ladies don't drive.
Sorry, I didn't realize you were a lowly female. Yes, it is best to leave driving up to the menfolk. We don't need any empty-headed females zooming around crashing into stuff.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-04-2009, 04:45 AM

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I must inquire; what about M&M's? Are these safe to eat?
The preverts have brainwashed everybody. These are correctly called "M & W" (Man & Women), NOT "M & M" (that's right, man on man).

So, yes, M&W's are safe.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 02-13-2009, 04:13 AM

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Everyone chill out. I am addicted to skittles. I eat about two packs a day and have been doing so for years now. I have a girl-friend and Im pretty sure that I have never raped anyone or even fantasized about doing so.
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