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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 09:43 AM
All this talk reminds me of those sour dough bread starter kits - you should be suspicious of then and avoid them if you don't know what you are doing.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 10:00 AM
1.. The yoghurt needs to be "live culture" organic yoghurt
2.. I never visit the Men's forum!
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 10:38 AM
I always thought that women with this "yeast" infection had to stay out of heated rooms etc. as it further activates the yeast and further nasty things occur including expansion then eventually bursting everywhere .
I guess that is why Uncle Cornelius made Aunt Annie sleep outside on the driveway for 3 or 4 days once, long ago when I was only 10 years old
This could also explain why I discovered dear old Uncle in the back yard muttering something about a filthy stinking beaver getting into his house whilst furiously dousing Aunt Annies underpants in Kerosene before lighting them.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 10:43 AM
@ all Dr. Manning said his oral treatment should be enough to cure it. He visits every day now to give it to me.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Charli
Miss Felicity.
Where you chaperoned when you were with Dr Manning?
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Originally Posted by Felicity
@ Sister Charli No my father trusts Dr. Manning completely. My father also hired him to do some investments but those are things I do not need to understand. When I am 18 I will have a husband to take care of those things for me.
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Miss Felicity.
I am not questioning your father's judgement as I know he loves you. And I am sure that Pastor Manning as a True Christian™ Baptist Pastor plus him being a doctor interested in paediatrics is no doubt a good physician.
But honey, now that you are 16 you really should have a female chaperone when a doctor examines you. Especially down there!
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Part of me thinks I should PM you this information, but another part of me says this is something that everyone should know....
Short answer: It's one of the curses that Eve dumped on us women folk
Long answer:
WARNING!!!!!!!
THOSE WITH WEAK STOMACHS GO ON TO THE NEXT POST!!!
Basically we all have a form of yeast living in our body. Have you ever heard of thrush? It's the same infection only in a woman's private parts.
You can tell when your wife has it because she will do anything to scratch. There have been times where I have eyed the Brillo pad and thought of using it to scratch. Also there will be what looks like cottage cheese down there.
It is quickly cured with the right medication. My mother used to actually use a weak borax solution to kill it. As for the symptoms in men, I have heard it makes your tallywhacker so itchy you want it to fall off.
Yes I know TMI. As I said, it's another of God's punishments placed on us women. and the two reasons I know of that women get it is using birth control (a sin) and using antibiotics.
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That is the most disgusting thing I have ever read! Phebe told me the same thing over breakfast
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-14-2010, 05:10 PM
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That is the most disgusting thing I have ever read! Phebe told me the same thing over breakfast
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Why in the world is Phebe describing such things over breakfast? Is she trying to curb your appetite?
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-15-2010, 12:56 AM
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Why in the world is Phebe describing such things over breakfast? Is she trying to curb your appetite?
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There I was sitting at the table eating a nice breakfast. I made the mistake of asking, she told me, I lost my breakfast.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-15-2010, 01:55 AM
There's no such thing as a yeast infection. They just call it that to make it sound more benign.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-15-2010, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Felicity
@ all Dr. Manning said his oral treatment should be enough to cure it. He visits every day now to give it to me.
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Sister Felicity.
The oral medication for yeast infections is a one off dose. It is called Fluconazole.
I am not questioning Dr Manning's expertise but what kind of oral treatment is he giving you?
Please ensure you have an adult with you at these times Felicity.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-15-2010, 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Charli
Sister Felicity.
The oral medication for yeast infections is a one off dose. It is called Fluconazole.
I am not questioning Dr Manning's expertise but what kind of oral treatment is he giving you?
Please ensure you have an adult with you at these times Felicity.
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I wonder how many of the men have accidentally taken Fluconazole think it was for the Flu.
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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-15-2010, 07:08 AM
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I wonder how many of the men have accidentally taken Fluconazole think it was for the Flu.
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Um . . . Who would be that silly?
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-15-2010, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
There I was sitting at the table eating a nice breakfast. I made the mistake of asking, she told me, I lost my breakfast.
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In New Zealand you can get a yeast infection from eating breakfast. I'm referring to that unholy Austrian product known as Vegemite™. However it is favoured here for helping obese New Zealanders diet. Basically if you smear it on whatever you have for breakfast, the smell, the appearance and the taste of this 'yeast extract' is so vile that it makes most people lose their appetites.
The ingredients required to make Vegemite is top secret. It has been rumoured that dingo testicles are routinely added to give Vegemite it’s extra “ZING”. Vegemite, like beer, must be fermented. The most popular location for fermentation is between the buttocks and the humble seat of your average Sydney city taxi driver. The rancid smell emitting from your humble Sydney city taxi driver is a direct result of the fermentation process, not the unhygienic tendencies of the driver.
Former Prime Minister of Austria Kevin Rudd suggested in an interview that traditionally Vegemite was made from the corpses of dead Abo babies.
YIC
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-15-2010, 10:29 PM
@ Sister Charli Dr. Manning asked me not to tell but I am sure he knows what he is doing as he is a Pastor and a Doctor.
He is also a Ph.D. but I have no idea what that is.
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Re: What is a "yeast infection"? -
09-16-2010, 02:22 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Part of me thinks I should PM you this information, but another part of me says this is something that everyone should know....
Short answer: It's one of the curses that Eve dumped on us women folk
Long answer:
Basically we all have a form of yeast living in our body. Have you ever heard of thrush? It's the same infection only in a woman's private parts.
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Horses get thrush in their feet. This product works wonders. But it's black... so only for a colored woman's private parts.
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