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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 05:21 PM

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=Jaspor;539459]Who was being racist? We never allow that sort of thing.
Oh my fault, it´s not racist to say that all danish are rapeists.. Ofc not

We have the correct flag. Do any of you know your own flag?
Last time i checked it was the finish flag.

Incorrect, we are 100% correct, we are True Christians™ .
Yes, and I respect that you are christians.
Oh by the way God is the most brilliant writer EVER!
Read the Bible to your children.
I do not have any children, but I certainly will when I get.



Nope they are facts.

Why do you hate Jesus?
Never said I did, did I?
Your entire post is disrespectful, to God and us.

As I wrote in my previous post, I do NOT have any thing against your religion or any other, so how is it disrepsectful? You have to be able to take criticism without calling people names.
I greif for you, even pity you.
Right back at ya!

You are a heathen, aren't you?
I am certainly not! I belivie Sweden converted to christianity a whole bunch of years ago.
He has, we are. So can you read the Bible and let God enlighten you.
I have read the bible, do not make stupid conclusions.
We are spreading the Word of God fool.
Yes, the word of God, but that isnt the same as the word of peace. Not for you, at least.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 05:24 PM

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Yes, the word of God, but that isnt the same as the word of peace. Not for you, at least.
Not for anyone who actually read the Holy Bible. God is not about peace.

God wants us to kill those who do not believe in Him, not very peaceful don't you think?

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 05:27 PM

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Yes, the word of God, but that isnt the same as the word of peace. Not for you, at least.
How to multiquote!

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 07:09 PM

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Not for anyone who actually read the Holy Bible. God is not about peace.

God wants us to kill those who do not believe in Him, not very peaceful don't you think?

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
Have you ever killed an infidel, cranky?


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Thumbs down Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 07:35 PM

You guys are all piffleing psychopaths...

First of all, all of the facts and the flag is completely wrong! Nice resource, motherpiffleer.
Second of all, how can you think, that you are so much better than anyone else? You thought your land was stolen by someone else... Why didn't God defend it? You wanna know why, huh? Because he doesn't exist... He's nothing, but your lame excuse for you wife was killed by a murderer and you son died in a car accident.

Here is my 8 reasons, why I hate God:
1. He limits the human beings right to be on its own... Lucas: "1. is true!"
2. He send Adam and Eve out of the garden, because he wanted it for himself... Matthæus: "2. is true! I asked him myself"
3. He didn't create anything... The earth created itself: "Paulus: Yeah, I was with him that day... he just did nothing, mayn"
4. He placed people like you on this earth...
5. He doesn't exist.
6. Adam and Eve was the first people on earth... they had two sons... they went out in the world and had children with... WHO?!?!? GOD IS A LIER!
7. He doesn't exist.
8. He still doesn't exist... and either does Satan...

You know what? I'm gay! That's right! I like big, fat cock in my ass! And I like to place my dick in other guys asses too! Oh my God! AND I'M DANISH?! Oh my God, I'm going straight to hell, right? Haha, not! Because it doesn't excist... Mmhmmh, I like cock! And I'm a viking! Jesus Christ (who by the way was some lunatic who went around and talked about him being the son of God... I say the son of craziness..)

You all should be behind bars for the rest your life... God hates all of you... look at yourselves... Look how you treat other people... Like piffleing crap...

And third of all, you're the ones who have sex with your children and choirboys...

I hope all of you end up in hell regretting this...
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 07:41 PM

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You guys are all piffleing psychopaths...


I hope all of you end up in hell regretting this...
You've got a lot of anger locked up inside you. Why don't you turn to Jesus and repent your sins?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 07:44 PM

Mr. Cranky, I think you were right after all!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 08:16 PM

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Not for anyone who actually read the Holy Bible. God is not about peace.

God wants us to kill those who do not believe in Him, not very peaceful don't you think?

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
I love that verse!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 08:59 PM

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Have you ever killed an infidel, cranky?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 11:46 PM

as far as I know that isnt a very christian thing to do. Christian or not. Im pretty sure the bible says that you are not to kill.

Is this wrong?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-22-2010, 11:49 PM

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as far as I know that isnt a very christian thing to do. Christian or not. Im pretty sure the bible says that you are not to kill.

Is this wrong?
Try reading the Bible before deciding what it actually says next time, okay Bjorn?

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Exodus 32:27
Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Put every man his sword by his side ... and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbor.

Numbers 15:35
And the Lord said unto Moses, The man [who was found picking up sticks on the sabbath] shall be surely put to death; all the congregation shall stone him with stones.

1 Samuel 15:2-3
Thus saith the Lord of hosts ... go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare him not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-23-2010, 12:00 AM

I am positive that the ten commandments say that you shall not kill. It seems to me that the bible says quite opposite things multiple places. Or do you pick out what you can use and look over what you dont like?
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I am positive that the ten commandments say that you shall not kill. It seems to me that the bible says quite opposite things multiple places. Or do you pick out what you can use and look over what you dont like?
The 10 Commandments are rules for the Saved©. God commands us not to kill each other. In other areas of the Holy Bible, He specifically tells us who to kill.

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Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-23-2010, 12:11 AM

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I am positive that the ten commandments say that you shall not kill. It seems to me that the bible says quite opposite things multiple places. Or do you pick out what you can use and look over what you dont like?
here are the 10 commandments and the Biblical reference to their punishments put together by one of our learned Pastors

The Ten Commandments and their Punishments



Let me set the record straight: The commandments do not come in a random sequence. With the exception of the 7th Commandment -- an obvious anomaly -- the Commandments appear in order of severity. The harsher the punishment, the closer to the top.

I hope this handy color chart will make the intrinsic beauty of God's word more comprehensible to all:

CommandmentAlert LevelPunishment1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.SevereGenocide. Entire cities with men, women, children and animals must be killed. (Deuteronomy 2:33-34, Numbers 21:34-35, 1 Samuel 15:2-3, Joshua 6:21. Joshua 10:40) In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping. (Numbers 31:15-18) 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven imageSevereGenocide. Entire cities with men, women, children and animals must be killed. (See above.) 3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain;HighCapital punishment (Leviticus 24:16, Deuteronomy 18:20, Mark 3:28-29)4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.HighCapital punishment (Exodus 31:14, Exodus 31:15, Exodus 35:2)5. Honour thy father and thy mother:HighCapital punishment (Exodus 21:15, Exodus 21:17, Leviticus 20:9) 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.HighCapital punishment (Leviticus 20:10)6. Thou shalt not kill.ElevatedCapital punishment in some cases (For killing Cain, yes, for killing Abel, no: Genesis 4:15).8. Thou shalt not steal.GuardedExcessive fines or slavery: (Exodus 22:1-3). Only in rare cases such as stealing slaves, capital punishment (Exodus 21:16). Thieves caught in the night are to be executed (Exodus 22:1-3)9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.LowDespisement and scorn (Proverbs 12:8)10. Thou shalt not covet . . .LowDespisement and scorn (Romans 7:7-8)


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Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-23-2010, 12:15 AM

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I am positive that the ten commandments say that you shall not kill. It seems to me that the bible says quite opposite things multiple places. Or do you pick out what you can use and look over what you dont like?
You see Gilly, God is selective. Just like who gets into Heaven, who gets to sit by His right hand. Then the majority that are tossed down the waste chute to hell to have their rectums stretched wide to the point of tearing, as the barbed talleywacker of Satan Himself, plunges deep inside you forcing your belly button to become an 'outtee'.
So God does not want us to kill each other for personal reasons. He wants to assist Him is hastening the disposal of heathens. He knows who has been naughty and he knows who has been nice. He knows who will not repent and wants them put 'on ice'.
So you see, Gilly, it is not killing our fellow True Christians™, it eradicating the non-believers as described in His Book®, the 1611 KJV Bible.

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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-23-2010, 09:21 AM

Lool Pippi Longstocking (danish: pippi langstrømpe ) (sweedish: Pippi Långstrump) - is Danish!

Everything you are saying is right, Denmark is a great country, and god does exist !

THERE IS A GOD!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-23-2010, 09:28 AM

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Lool Pippi Longstocking (danish: pippi langstrømpe ) (sweedish: Pippi Långstrump) - is Danish!

Everything you are saying is right, Denmark is a great country, and god does exist !

THERE IS A GOD!
Thank you for such an eloquent thread.
Oh, by the way, enjoy an eternity in hell while you are sodomized by Satan and all his happy minions. I will enjoy watching it as I sit at the right hand of God.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-23-2010, 10:32 AM

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Yes, he was pretending to be an IRS agent visiting my home.
Maybe he only needed your help turning into a true Christian I'm not sure what the big boss upstairs will think about that....


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 06-23-2010, 10:44 AM

first off you got the flag wrong.. im from denmark.. !
btw. denmark was the first country to make a Christian flag.. witch you can see on the symbol on the flag..

and btw viking can not be translated into rape.. get your facts right..

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking,,, false sweden made pippi.. again get your facts right next time..

Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program) lie lie lie... in denmark rape is not allowed so seeing it on tv.. has never been done.. and btw.. denmark dosent have any channels for children.. the only cartoons channels in denmark is all made by american.. cartoonnetwork and fox kids. also called jedix.. and disney channel is all american channels.. so if there was rape on or tv it was on yours to..

Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children!
this is the stupidest think i have ever seen.. first off if you are gay you dont rape kids.. only pedophiles rapes kids.. and its not allowed to rape kids in denmark.. omg you are so retarded... LOL
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Thank you for such an eloquent thread.
Oh, by the way, enjoy an eternity in hell while you are sodomized by Satan and all his happy minions. I will enjoy watching it as I sit at the right hand of God.
i had to create myself an account for this! from a logical point of view i have very big doubts about the IQ average of most people here.

from a religious point of view what i would like to know is: what do you people imagine God says about you putting yourselves in his place and judging other people!? vanity is looked upon well in heaven!
but no hard feelings.. we all make mistakes and we should all learn to forgive..
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