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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-08-2010, 10:58 PM

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Brother, they have only defined rape and pedophilia out of existence over there.
Oh you can change the name to child love and adult sex, but the simple fact remains it is still sin! Praise Jesus, may the light of Salvation shine donwn on that ass backwards land. Amen
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-09-2010, 10:04 AM

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Do you know that I could send these "quotes" as you call them directly to Ekstra Bladet and the Children's Fund? Then we'll see what they say to that.
You shall be more than welcome. These quotes are taken directly from the article, about paedophile Denmarkians raping the children of Africa, and the quotes are written by Denmarkian journalists as well. The video is about a paedophile Denmarkian, named "Mr.Poul",a head member of Children's Fund, who sexually abused young African boys & girls. The people in Denmarkistan knew about this for years, but instead of reporting it, they decided to keep it as a secret just so they could continue their sick sexual perversion, a very egoistic and sick way of thinking, typical for the Denmarkians.

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I don't believe any of the nonsense you write about my country because, frankly, in all the years I've lived here - in the capital I might add - I haven't heard nor seen any signs of rapes or paedophilism amongst anyone.
Here my guess is, that the Winter Darkness Depression has started messing with your head. Boy, the likeliness of finding a sober, well behaving, non-drunk, non-paedophile person in Denmark, is just as likely as finding an ice cube in Sahara.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-09-2010, 06:42 PM

Once upon a time, there was a God. One day he decided to create earth, and human beings and everything we see around us.

But soon the Devil was all over God's project, and diveded earth into countries in which people had different cultures and religion.

The Devil was smart, because soon people startet to argue and fight over their oppinions. They startet killing eatch other, blinded by the Devils work.

God saw how the world had become an evil place, so he spawned Jesus. But yet again the Devil made humans into his puppets, made them blind. He made people who would not believe in Jesus, and people who would. He made some people still have their old religion, and changed others.

Man soon startet to kill eatch other again, and the world was in chaos.
But God didn't give up that easy, so he gave it one more shot.

He spawned me!

He told me: "Son, you must tell the world that I have created all humans equally. Tell them that hating someone, no matter the reason, is the devil pulling the strings attached to you. Tell them that hating another human being, is just as much a crime as killing one. If you fail my task, the Devil will win, and human kind will be lost forever."

So i beg you ALL! Please stop this thread and come to peace. Hate none, love everybody. We are all human beings born and raised on the same planet we call Earth, home. The one God gave to us. If you hate Danes, or everyone else on this planet, you are supporting the Devil. Be on God's side, and help me make Earth a better place to live.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-09-2010, 06:55 PM

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He spawned me!

He told me: "Son, you must tell the world that I have created all humans equally. Tell them that hating someone, no matter the reason, is the devil pulling the strings attached to you. Tell them that hating another human being, is just as much a crime as killing one. If you fail my task, the Devil will win, and human kind will be lost forever."

So i beg you ALL! Please stop this thread and come to peace. Hate none, love everybody. We are all human beings born and raised on the same planet we call Earth, home. The one God gave to us. If you hate Danes, or everyone else on this planet, you are supporting the Devil. Be on God's side, and help me make Earth a better place to live.

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Filthy hippie scum! God would never spew out such nonsense. It would be a total contradiction to everything He said in the Bible. It makes me happy that God will punish you:

Revelation 22:18
For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

And it makes me happy that you will have to endure never ending torture in the pits of Hell!


To the atheists:

To the false christians:

Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-09-2010, 07:00 PM

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Once upon a time, there was a God. One day he decided to create earth, and human beings and everything we see around us.

But soon the Devil was all over God's project, and diveded earth into countries in which people had different cultures and religion.

The Devil was smart, because soon people startet to argue and fight over their oppinions. They startet killing eatch other, blinded by the Devils work.

God saw how the world had become an evil place, so he spawned Jesus. But yet again the Devil made humans into his puppets, made them blind. He made people who would not believe in Jesus, and people who would. He made some people still have their old religion, and changed others.

Man soon startet to kill eatch other again, and the world was in chaos.
But God didn't give up that easy, so he gave it one more shot.

He spawned me!

He told me: "Son, you must tell the world that I have created all humans equally. Tell them that hating someone, no matter the reason, is the devil pulling the strings attached to you. Tell them that hating another human being, is just as much a crime as killing one. If you fail my task, the Devil will win, and human kind will be lost forever."

So i beg you ALL! Please stop this thread and come to peace. Hate none, love everybody. We are all human beings born and raised on the same planet we call Earth, home. The one God gave to us. If you hate Danes, or everyone else on this planet, you are supporting the Devil. Be on God's side, and help me make Earth a better place to live.

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Nonsense, god would never accept such a hippie like you in Heaven.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-09-2010, 07:56 PM

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It would be a total contradiction to everything He said in the Bible.
God didn't create the Bible, the Devil did. I know it makes you mad that I say so, because that was the Devils plan. He created an illusion of God, which he controls. This is why "God" is killing people. This is why "God" is making floods, wars, hunger and so on.

But I can see that the Devil has attached some heavy strings on your body, and I want you to know that I do not hate you for that.

Whatever you say, whatever you think, you can not tell whether or not I have received this message from God.

I am no hippie, and you are disgracing God by saying so. But I still don't hate you, and I will never hate you. This is exactly what the Devil wants me to. To let us argue so we can get mad at each other, and kill eatch other.

The Devil created and illusion of God in which most people believes in today. It makes me sad, and I only want to help those.

Feeling angry? Fool the Devil and don't call me negative things.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-09-2010, 08:17 PM

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God didn't create the Bible, the Devil did.
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You just bought yourself a one way ticket to Hell, pal. The Bible was written by men who were moved by the Holy Ghost:

2 Peter 1:21
For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

And stating that it was written by the devil is blasphemy and blasphemy against the Holy Ghost is the only unforgiveable sin:

Matthew 12:31
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.

Hope you like the feeling of being burned alive, hippie scum!

Psalm 11:6
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup


To the atheists:

To the false christians:

Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-09-2010, 08:58 PM

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The Bible was written by men who were moved by the Holy Ghost
Did you even read what I just wrote? The Devil created an illusion of God. Man kind got fooled by this illusion of God and wrote the Bible in what you apparently think is the real God's name.

But hey whatever. We'll see who is right and wrong in the end don't we?

And yes, I know you think I am wrong, so you don't need to tell me. But hey you do it anyways right?
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Angry Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-09-2010, 09:03 PM

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Did you even read what I just wrote? The Devil created an illusion of God. Man kind got fooled by this illusion of God and wrote the Bible in what you apparently think is the real God's name.

But hey whatever. We'll see who is right and wrong in the end don't we?

And yes, I know you think I am wrong, so you don't need to tell me. But hey you do it anyways right?
Friend, I've read your posts. Tell me, do you smoke the pot?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-09-2010, 09:35 PM

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Friend, I've read your posts. Tell me, do you smoke the pot?
I do not. I live a healthy life. I do not smoke and I do not drink alcohol. I do not take any kind of drugs.

I do understand your mistrust in my statements.

If you don't want to believe that I have recieved a message from God, fine. I don't blame you for not. I properbly wouldn't myself if someone else said so.
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I do not. I live a healthy life. I do not smoke and I do not drink alcohol. I do not take any kind of drugs.

I do understand your mistrust in my statements.

If you don't want to believe that I have recieved a message from God, fine. I don't blame you for not. I properbly wouldn't myself if someone else said so.
Friend, many of us have God speak to them. But you know perfectly well, there can only be one God. Are you trying to infer that God stepped down and promoted you to take His job?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Friend, many of us have God speak to them. But you know perfectly well, there can only be one God. Are you trying to infer that God stepped down and promoted you to take His job?
Would you have said the same thing to Jesus, if we imagine that everybody believed in God before he came to us the first time?
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Would you have said the same thing to Jesus, if we imagine that everybody believed in God before he came to us the first time?
Friend, you most certainly are misguided and ill-informed. God and Jesus are one and the same.

But you change the subject. You still think you are God, child?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-10-2010, 12:25 PM

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I do not. I live a healthy life. I do not smoke and I do not drink alcohol. I do not take any kind of drugs.

I do understand your mistrust in my statements.

If you don't want to believe that I have recieved a message from God, fine. I don't blame you for not. I properbly wouldn't myself if someone else said so.
You said God is made from the Devil.

So what you are saying is that the devil whispers in your ear?

1 Peter 5:8
Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.

Seems the Devil is fooling you my friend, and perhaps already devoured your soul.
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8 9 10 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!


Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
  3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
  9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."
  10. NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.




Come on dude! This is hilarious!!! Really. Comedy at its best.
I can tell from your text that you MUST be american, because they are so wastely ignorant....
take a look at this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27f0IimLQpU&feature=fvst
and again here.... made by AMERICANS... take a look here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0efL...eature=related


And you have the gut to attack our peaceful country?!?!?! And that with hugely wrong statements?!?!?!?!

Take a look at yourself, ignorant. And you probably wonder why the rest of the world can't stand the sight og USA... it's beacuse of these ourburst that you come with. Get the facts right man!

Please, please, please don't do this. It makes you look stupid, ignorant and you'll end up embarrass yourself...
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And you have the gut to attack our peaceful country?!?!?!
To you raping children might seem peaceful, because you are used to it, but the rest of the world considers Denmark to be very violent.

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It makes you look stupid, ignorant and you'll end up embarrass yourself...
So far you seem to be the one embarrassing herself.


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8 9 10 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!


Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!
  1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
  2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
  3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
  4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
  5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
  6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
  7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
  8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
  9. Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."
  10. NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."
All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.



Oh oh oh... and here's a thread with links so the other people can see that your wrong...

Danish flag versus Finnish flag:
Finnish: http://www.google.dk/images?hl=da&bi...og&sa=N&tab=wi


Danish: http://www.google.dk/images?um=1&hl=...=&oq=&gs_rfai=





"Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated with convicted rapists" - Boring? Yes sometimes. Small, most certain yes. Convicted rapists? Naa man... your wrong here. Insignificant? Okay, we have one of the best school-systems in the world, better that USA ie. And NATO general secretary is danish. We have one of the best armed forces, small yes.

"Attacking Muhammad when it counted" - nope, not really. It came from drawings OF Muhammad and it wasn't an attack but testimonial of "freedom of speech" - so no, not an attack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jylland...ns_controversy

"Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats" - ehhhhm.... what?! "Drunken orgies with men and goats"... okay, there's a party I haven't been to. "Goats".. really?

"invented rape" - okay, so you mean we have copyright on it? That means that all other stupid people who really rapes have to pay us copyright money? Damn! Go ahead, if it is ours, then pay up!
Come on man... this is bogus. How can you say that Danes INVENTED rape? USA invented racism - isn't that the same? This statement is as stupid as yours. Right?

"Viking" - well, it means Viking. But with what you say, then the american football team Minnesota Vikings should be called Minnesota Rapists instead? And again, "goats"??? Where do you have that info from, Wikipedia? Crazy crazy World magazine? Come on...

Vikings - but yes, the Vikings DID rape, plunder and kill a lot of people in those days. But that was "those days" and not now.
But again, that means that USA is all cottonfarmers with slaves today? And that all americans are KKK followers?
... and you forgot Ireland, Norway, Germany, Finland, Faroe Islands, etc etc...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viking

"Danish rapists" - when it was the vikings who did the pundering and raping, Denmark wasn't called Denmark at that time. So it can't be "danish" rapists, but vikings only.

"2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit."
HAHAHAHAHA... a hoax? HAHAHAHA... you're amazing! "Free whores"??? Okay! Damn...

Poul Nyrup Rasmussen is NOT the current prime minister!
He is called Lars Løkke Rasmussen.
And Poul Nyrup Rasmussen has NEVER been to Tour de France - he's a politician for crying out loud. He has never participated and will never do that!!!! Get you facts right!!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_L%C3%B8kke_Rasmussen

"Satan's native language is Danish" - ehm, okay! Then we aren't that insignificant as you stated earlier, are we?
HC Andersen is widely respected author in the whole wide world...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Christian_Andersen

"Lego to corrupt children into sinful beahavior" - how so? How can creative toy corrupt children to sinful behavior? I would like to know that... please!
Because USA is sinful, because you have HUGE Lego Theme Park there...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lego

"Pippi Longstocking" (Pippi Langstrømpe and not Långstrump) - GET THE FACTS RIGHT.... and NO! It's not Danish but Swedish, like IKEA is (which is NOT the capital of Norway).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA

"Danish TV with shows like Rape and Brutality" - again, WHAT?! You mean, we have shows which are called Rape and Brutality or...?
What?! Please explain....

"Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape children" - No they're not! Yes, they are allowed to adopt children like every other people on the planet. But NO they are not allowed to rape them. It's against the law dude, you know the thingy the government invented... the LAW.

"Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe."
You clearly haven't read about Greece, Germany, Spain, Turkey and other countried like them because: NO, we haven't got the worst economy in Europe and NO it is not because of the high car taxes.
But yes, I'll give you that, we have high car taxes.

"NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be!"
WHAT?!?! I live here and I haven't heard about this!!! And I AM NOT FOR RAPING CHILDREN OR ADULTS!!!!
Get your facts right.

Was that answers enough?


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What?! I have gone through the text very thoroughly... and answered all the statements that aren't true.
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What?! I have gone through the text very thoroughly... and answered all the statements that aren't true.
Did you also read about the paedophile Denmarkians raping kids in Africa?
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