[Father Maurice Lester]

http://en.radiovaticana.va/news/2016...rancis/1200141

Talk about being on a roll! Pope Francis puts the Mass in 'massive bestseller'!

(Before anyone asks the answer is yes. The book will be translated into Baptist as soon as all of the bigger words can be turned into pictures.)

Meanwhile... His Holiness now has the literary world in a tizzy with a brilliant work that transcends and transforms. A tome so complete and so completely captivating that even his harshest critics have to admit that it is quite likely, next to The Bible itself, the greatest book ever written.

Available in eighty-six countries, ‘The Name of God is Mercy’ is everything you would expect from the world's most admired man and the very spokesman for God on this earth. I know... it is The Pope and surely anything less would be a shock.

I have a few signed editions for anyone who would like to keep a copy close by their nightstand and closer to their heart. Once you have a chance to read this work of humble genius you will be running to confession and begging for communion like a Landover Matron avoiding a weigh-scale at the doctor's office.




Bless you, my semi-litterazzi,
Father Mo




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[Toot11]

A little bit unrelated, I know, but what did you all think of the Pope's prog rock record (called Wake Up!). Might be a thread on it, already, but if there is, I haven't found, and believed me I looked.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Oh how fun for him! He can join the ranks of people like Deepak Chopra, and others who write about such silliness as Astrology, Chakras, Channeling, Divination, Druidism, Goddesses, Reincarnation, Shamanism, Wicca, Witchcraft, and Paganism!

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

...Available in eighty-six countries...

Out of 196? That's not even half! So much for the claims of being the universal church.

...‘The Name of God is Mercy’...

2,000 years of denying what's plainly written in the Bible would be a tough habit to break, I guess.

Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"

Oh, right, Douay-Rheims is your preferred poison, so here ya go:

Exodus 34:14(DRB) "Adore not any strange god. The Lord his name is Jealous, he is a jealous God."

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Oh how fun for him! He can join the ranks of people like Deepak Chopra, and others who write about such silliness as Astrology, Chakras, Channeling, Divination, Druidism, Goddesses, Reincarnation, Shamanism, Wicca, Witchcraft, and Paganism!

It seems the green-eyed monster has replaced the red one Ms. Reda !(Is your perfume smelling sweeta?)

I understand how jealousy can overwhelm a simple Baptwit woman like you but worry not. We will soon have the audio-book version out and you can listen to this wonderful handbook to humility with a reasonable hope for salvation! As always, we of the clergy are reaching out in every way we can to touch the lives of those who are in need.


Bless you, my Handmaiden's heifer,
Father Mo




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[Mary Etheldreda]

Jealous of what? The delusion of a band of pedophiles who believe a soggy, goopy cracker that bleeds red mold once every four hundred years must be proof the pagan gods of ancient in Rome sanction cannibalism?

Um, no thank you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Wow, only 176 pages? I guess Cholo Frankie only loves God enough for a novella, not a proper book.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Wow, only 176 pages? I guess Cholo Frankie only loves God enough for a novella, not a proper book.

Don't laugh too much. The whore of Babylon (aka pope Francis) even has a comic book.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

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Meanwhile... His Holiness now has the literary world in a tizzy with a brilliant work that transcends and transforms. A tome so complete and so completely captivating that even his harshest critics have to admit that it is quite likely, next to The Bible itself, the greatest book ever written.

Available in eighty-six countries, ‘The Name of God is Mercy’ is everything you would expect from the world's most admired man and the very spokesman for God on this earth. I know... it is The Pope and surely anything less would be a shock.
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Mr Lester,

I am starting to think that you are sincere! You might actually be the one person in the catholic clergy that really takes the Chief Papist Frances seriously! Of course you've deluded the masses of Muslim and non-Muslim Catholicks but but I always thought the "priests" knew it was all constructed to enable the one and only thing that the Chief Papist Frances and his mentor the Rat Singer find bold and beautiful. THIS is the book that was originally released by the Curia. THIS is the book they keep in the hidden recesses of their dress robes. THIS is the ILLUSTRATED book they read by the light of the million candles in the Basilicum of Rome!



Please, Brethren, note the usurped rainbow motive (Genesis 9:13) that clearly demonstrates that this is a sodomy-handbook!

Proverbs 21:17
He that loveth pleasure shall be a poor man: he that loveth wine and oil shall not be rich.

Your situation is very serious, Mr. Lester. I'm finally actually decided to pray for a Catholick person, you. May your eyes be opened to the depravity of the Muslim-Catholick conspiracy!

2 Kings 6:17
And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Russell Holbeck]

Hello Father Maurice Lester.

I do not think Pope Francis has read the Bible all the way through because I have read it all the way through and it does not say that God's name is mercy if you have his address I can send him a Bible I bought several at the Dollar Tree some of the pages are printed crooked but he can still read it if he tilts his head.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. Please do not be mean to Mary Etheldreda she is very kind.

P.P.S. Maybe God does not tell anyone that His name is mercy like in Exodus 6:3 when He does not tell Abraham and Isaac and Jacob that He goes by JEHOVAH.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

http://en.radiovaticana.va/news/2016...rancis/1200141.

For once, it's worth clicking that link:

“The Pope is a man who needs the mercy of God,” the Holy Father says in the book-length interview.

He will get that Mercy when he stops being Catlick.

“I said it sincerely to the prisoners of Palmasola, in Bolivia, to those men and women who welcomed me so warmly. I reminded them that even Saint Peter and Saint Paul had been prisoners.

Like all Catlix, the pope doesn't read the Bible and doesn't realize that Peter was freed by an angel, and that if those sinners had not committed crimes, they too would have been freed by an angel.
Basically this is an "open-door" policy.

I have a special relationship with people in prisons, deprived of their freedom.

That's true - the same thing happens in seminaries and in jail when you drop the soap...

I have always been very attached to them, precisely because of my awareness of being a sinner.”

I'll quote him on that. Myself, I have accepted Jesus and am saved.

“Every time I go through the gates into a prison to celebrate Mass or for a visit, I always think: why them and not me? I should be here.

I'll bet he does... leader of the biggest scam on earth, raking in money hand-over-fist, trading choirboys, etc. There's a warrant out for him in Landover.

[Faith_Machine]

Mr. Lester, can I get your take on the Pope's recent assertion that Christians should stop trying to convert Jews?

I would still be wallowing in my own sin and Jewery if those had been the only kinds of Christians I ever encountered.

[Titus Templeton]

You sound like you idolize the Pope, Mr. Lester.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

You sound like you idolize the Pope, Mr. Lester.

Idolatry is wrong (See: Bible, The).

We Catholics do venerate when appropriate and I think good Pope Francis is a venerable man of the highest order. (See the wordplay there? I did not think so)

Should you ever escape the grip of this sad little cult of yours there is every chance that Jesus will save your soul should you come to His house of Worship, The Roman Catholic Church!


Bless you, my Bundy Militia reject,
Father Mo




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[Titus Templeton]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

Idolatry is wrong (See: Bible, The).

We Catholics do venerate when appropriate and I think good Pope Francis is a venerable man of the highest order. (See the wordplay there? I did not think so)

Should you ever escape the grip of this sad little cult of yours there is every chance that Jesus will save your soul should you come to His house of Worship, The Roman Catholic Church!


Bless you, my Bundy Militia reject,
Father Mo




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Hitler's "Mein Kampf" probably has more Christian value then this book you are advertising. But at the end they are both written by Catholics.