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Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 02:15 AM
http://en.radiovaticana.va/news/2016...rancis/1200141
Talk about being on a roll! Pope Francis puts the Mass in 'massive bestseller'!
( Before anyone asks the answer is yes. The book will be translated into Baptist as soon as all of the bigger words can be turned into pictures.)
Meanwhile... His Holiness now has the literary world in a tizzy with a brilliant work that transcends and transforms. A tome so complete and so completely captivating that even his harshest critics have to admit that it is quite likely, next to The Bible itself, the greatest book ever written.
Available in eighty-six countries, ‘The Name of God is Mercy’ is everything you would expect from the world's most admired man and the very spokesman for God on this earth. I know... it is The Pope and surely anything less would be a shock.
I have a few signed editions for anyone who would like to keep a copy close by their nightstand and closer to their heart. Once you have a chance to read this work of humble genius you will be running to confession and begging for communion like a Landover Matron avoiding a weigh-scale at the doctor's office.
Bless you, my semi-litterazzi,
Father Mo
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Re: Guys who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 02:20 AM
A little bit unrelated, I know, but what did you all think of the Pope's prog rock record (called Wake Up!). Might be a thread on it, already, but if there is, I haven't found, and believed me I looked.
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Re: Guys who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 02:23 AM
Oh how fun for him! He can join the ranks of people like Deepak Chopra, and others who write about such silliness as Astrology, Chakras, Channeling, Divination, Druidism, Goddesses, Reincarnation, Shamanism, Wicca, Witchcraft, and Paganism!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Guys who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 02:36 AM
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...Available in eighty-six countries...
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Out of 196? That's not even half! So much for the claims of being the universal church.
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...‘The Name of God is Mercy’...
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2,000 years of denying what's plainly written in the Bible would be a tough habit to break, I guess.
Exodus 34:14 "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:"
Oh, right, Douay-Rheims is your preferred poison, so here ya go:
Exodus 34:14(DRB ) "Adore not any strange god. The Lord his name is Jealous, he is a jealous God."
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Re: Guys who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Oh how fun for him! He can join the ranks of people like Deepak Chopra, and others who write about such silliness as Astrology, Chakras, Channeling, Divination, Druidism, Goddesses, Reincarnation, Shamanism, Wicca, Witchcraft, and Paganism!
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It seems the green-eyed monster has replaced the red one Ms. Reda ! (Is your perfume smelling sweeta?)
I understand how jealousy can overwhelm a simple Baptwit woman like you but worry not. We will soon have the audio-book version out and you can listen to this wonderful handbook to humility with a reasonable hope for salvation! As always, we of the clergy are reaching out in every way we can to touch the lives of those who are in need.
Bless you, my Handmaiden's heifer,
Father Mo
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 04:58 AM
Jealous of what? The delusion of a band of pedophiles who believe a soggy, goopy cracker that bleeds red mold once every four hundred years must be proof the pagan gods of ancient in Rome sanction cannibalism?
Um, no thank you.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 05:00 AM
Wow, only 176 pages? I guess Cholo Frankie only loves God enough for a novella, not a proper book.
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 05:05 AM
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Wow, only 176 pages? I guess Cholo Frankie only loves God enough for a novella, not a proper book.
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Don't laugh too much. The whore of Babylon (aka pope Francis) even has a comic book.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
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Meanwhile... His Holiness now has the literary world in a tizzy with a brilliant work that transcends and transforms. A tome so complete and so completely captivating that even his harshest critics have to admit that it is quite likely, next to The Bible itself, the greatest book ever written.
Available in eighty-six countries, ‘The Name of God is Mercy’ is everything you would expect from the world's most admired man and the very spokesman for God on this earth. I know... it is The Pope and surely anything less would be a shock.
***more sticky stuff***
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Mr Lester,
I am starting to think that you are sincere! You might actually be the one person in the catholic clergy that really takes the Chief Papist Frances seriously! Of course you've deluded the masses of Muslim and non-Muslim Catholicks but but I always thought the "priests" knew it was all constructed to enable the one and only thing that the Chief Papist Frances and his mentor the Rat Singer find bold and beautiful. THIS is the book that was originally released by the Curia. THIS is the book they keep in the hidden recesses of their dress robes. THIS is the ILLUSTRATED book they read by the light of the million candles in the Basilicum of Rome!
Please, Brethren, note the usurped rainbow motive (Genesis 9:13) that clearly demonstrates that this is a sodomy-handbook!
Proverbs 21:17
He that loveth pleasure shall be a poor man: he that loveth wine and oil shall not be rich.
Your situation is very serious, Mr. Lester. I'm finally actually decided to pray for a Catholick person, you. May your eyes be opened to the depravity of the Muslim-Catholick conspiracy!
2 Kings 6:17
And Elisha prayed, and said, LORD, I pray thee, open his eyes, that he may see. And the LORD opened the eyes of the young man; and he saw: and, behold, the mountain was full of horses and chariots of fire round about Elisha.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 07:13 AM
Hello Father Maurice Lester.
I do not think Pope Francis has read the Bible all the way through because I have read it all the way through and it does not say that God's name is mercy if you have his address I can send him a Bible I bought several at the Dollar Tree some of the pages are printed crooked but he can still read it if he tilts his head.
Thank you.
Rusty
P.S. Please do not be mean to Mary Etheldreda she is very kind.
P.P.S. Maybe God does not tell anyone that His name is mercy like in Exodus 6:3 when He does not tell Abraham and Isaac and Jacob that He goes by JEHOVAH.
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
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For once, it's worth clicking that link:
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“The Pope is a man who needs the mercy of God,” the Holy Father says in the book-length interview.
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He will get that Mercy when he stops being Catlick.
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“I said it sincerely to the prisoners of Palmasola, in Bolivia, to those men and women who welcomed me so warmly. I reminded them that even Saint Peter and Saint Paul had been prisoners.
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Like all Catlix, the pope doesn't read the Bible and doesn't realize that Peter was freed by an angel, and that if those sinners had not committed crimes, they too would have been freed by an angel.
Basically this is an "open-door" policy.
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I have a special relationship with people in prisons, deprived of their freedom.
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That's true - the same thing happens in seminaries and in jail when you drop the soap...
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I have always been very attached to them, precisely because of my awareness of being a sinner.”
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I'll quote him on that. Myself, I have accepted Jesus and am saved.
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“Every time I go through the gates into a prison to celebrate Mass or for a visit, I always think: why them and not me? I should be here.
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I'll bet he does... leader of the biggest scam on earth, raking in money hand-over-fist, trading choirboys, etc. There's a warrant out for him in Landover.
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 06:54 PM
Mr. Lester, can I get your take on the Pope's recent assertion that Christians should stop trying to convert Jews?
I would still be wallowing in my own sin and Jewery if those had been the only kinds of Christians I ever encountered.
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-13-2016, 08:52 PM
You sound like you idolize the Pope, Mr. Lester.
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-14-2016, 01:46 PM
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You sound like you idolize the Pope, Mr. Lester.
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Idolatry is wrong (See: Bible, The).
We Catholics do venerate when appropriate and I think good Pope Francis is a venerable man of the highest order. (See the wordplay there? I did not think so)
Should you ever escape the grip of this sad little cult of yours there is every chance that Jesus will save your soul should you come to His house of Worship, The Roman Catholic Church!
Bless you, my Bundy Militia reject,
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Re: Guess who has a new bestseller? -
01-14-2016, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester
Idolatry is wrong (See: Bible, The).
We Catholics do venerate when appropriate and I think good Pope Francis is a venerable man of the highest order. (See the wordplay there? I did not think so)
Should you ever escape the grip of this sad little cult of yours there is every chance that Jesus will save your soul should you come to His house of Worship, The Roman Catholic Church!
Bless you, my Bundy Militia reject,
Father Mo
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Hitler's "Mein Kampf" probably has more Christian value then this book you are advertising. But at the end they are both written by Catholics.
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