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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 02:08 AM
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Does anyone actually understand the point this so-called teacher is making?
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Landovers false teachings CLAIM to originate from their chosen Story book bible. However in reality Land where I belong, far far away from real Landover Cult land, your preferred Story book bible DOES NOT agree with what you attempt to preach.
i.e. Your Cult and its Senior pastors actually teach ' what they wished their Story book bible says ' but DOES NOT.
Conversely, I repeatedly successfully bust Cults like Landovers by pointing out ' what your preferred Story book bible DOES SAY, and what it actually IS! (i.e. A 100% man made Story book)
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He's saying that because I follow the Bible I therefore don't believe the Bible? Is that what he's saying? Why would anyone follow the Bible and yet not believe the Bible?
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Not a single genuine bible jesus' believer exists outside of Story book bible land, YOU and your inept Senior / Junior Pastors included!
Unfortunately fatal for you and your landover masters, it is very easy to show from your chosen bible Story book ' what a genuine Story book jesus' believer will manifest, IF they are genuine Story book jesus' believer, because the Story book details those promises ' already a given ' to such a person.
IF Landover believe they can provide a suitable candidate to be assessed for legitimacy according to their own acclaimed Story book bible, then by all means bring them along here and they can attempt to demonstrate their legitimacy according to the Story book bible's criteria and promises ' already a given ' to such a legitimate believer?
I shall provide ALL such criteria for them including their legitimate candidacy, ALL taken verbatim from the KJV bible Story book they (ahem) ' claim to believe and follow? '.
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If you actually made a single argument then we'd gladly engage but, frankly, all you are doing is ranting, puffing yourself up and pasting stuff from atheist web sites.
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As you demonstrate the vain and inept rantings of a fraudulent Story book jesus' believer and overall dimwit that also can't even locate let alone answer what is already asked, you ALL may start again by answering this:
Test for jesus' frauds Step #1: Do you still sin?
A simple YES or NO is required for this first preliminary step in legitimacy?
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It's quite difficult to address anything you say because it all boils down to you vainly repeating that you think the Bible is a storybook over and over again.
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There is nothing ' vain ' about the Truth I repeatedly accurately teach!
Try addressing this easier step for dummies FIRST (See above: Test for jesus' frauds Step #1)
Remember always: -
1. The combined legitimate evidence ALL your Cult appointed Senior pastors and their predecessors or look-alikes have that ANY acclaimed ' holy-text ' (e.g. bible) is the words of ANY literal god(s) given to man, remains a constant zero!
I would be most pleased to receive legitimate evidence from ANY at Landover to demonstrate otherwise (YOU included)?
2. The combined legitimate evidence ALL your Cult appointed Senior pastors and their predecessors and look-alikes have that the Story book bible character jesus ever literally existed outside of Story book bible land, also remains a constant zero!
I would be most pleased to receive legitimate evidence from ANY at Landover to demonstrate otherwise (YOU included)?
3. The combined legitimate evidence ALL your Cult appointed Senior pastors and their predecessors and look-alikes have, that a single one of them is a genuine Story book jesus' believer that legitimately manifests ALL the promises already a given to such a person outside of Story book bible land, also remains a constant zero!
I would be most pleased to receive legitimate evidence from ANY at Landover to demonstrate otherwise (YOU included)?
So go and get ANY one of your Cult of ANY self acclaimed Cult minded rank to step forward and legitimately provide the evidence and then pass ALL these criteria and then we'll talk more as to their next step on their road for legitimacy (YOU included)?
Much much much much much much much much better luck to YOU & your Senior pastors & their cult minded duped pupils like you now, should ANY wish to step up for the first time or again and try their luck against me using their very own Story book bible as the benchmark?
Can't wait for the very first genuine and legitimate Story book jesus' believer throught history, to step forward and legitimately succeed; outside of Story book bible land!
I've personally waited for over 50 years to no avail already, so I shan't put the kettle on waiting now as it has already wasted too many good kettles already. LOL!
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 04:59 AM
Still waiting for a genuine Story book jesus believer to present themselves for scrutiny according to their alleged preferred Story book KJV version?
Apart from more BS PM's against me illegitimately working to silence me, the combined legitimate evidence for your Cult cause here and its inept pastors of any self acclaimed level remains just like your like minded Cults and ideologies elsewhere = zero!
You at Landover have also been unambiguously busted by Composer, the successful Religion & Cult busting teacher and your Story book real character jesus' butt kicked (being proven real, successfully kicked in its metaphorical rear and it proved to be a liar and deceiver by so called christians! (e.g. Deut. 24:16 & Ezek. 18:20).
The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the father. Every man shall be put to death for his own sin. (Deut. 24:16) KJV Story book (Online Source: http://whatjewsbelieve.org/) - What Jews believe Point 1.)
This was later confirmed by Ezek. 18:20 KJV Story book -
The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son: Ezekiel 18:20 also "pulls the rug out from under" Christianity's main premise, that all generations of mankind are burdened with sin and death stemming from Adam's act of disobedience. Only Christ's redeeming shed blood can end this never-ending cycle of sin and death. Quite clearly Ezekiel refutes this notion. "The son shall not suffer for the iniquity of the father." (My emphasis - Online Source: http://www.bibleorigins.net/MoabiteBloodMessiah.html)
Landmark and their Story book jesus' butts kicked!
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 05:20 AM
You certainly are a wicked, loathsome little man. We are indeed blessed by your persecution of our cherished beliefs (Matthew 5:10-11), but when it comes to your misrepresentation of Holy Scripture, that is wholly explained by the fact that you do not have the Holy Spirit dwelling within you, guiding your discernment.
I Corinthians 2:10-16
But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
For what man knoweth the things of a man, save the spirit of man which is in him? even so the things of God knoweth no man, but the Spirit of God.
Now we have received, not the spirit of the world, but the spirit which is of God; that we might know the things that are freely given to us of God.
Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? but we have the mind of Christ.
In other words, since you are not a True Christian™, you are not qualified to meaningfully and intelligently discuss these matters. You can come here and spew your anti-Christian hate speech, placing further distance between yourself and your Creator, but you are only further ensuring your place in lake of fire. Meanwhile, you multiply our blessings in heaven (Luke 6:22). Indeed, verse 15 tells us that while it is our prerogative to judge you, you may not judge us.
You may have spent a few years in the ivory towers of the secular elites, but Scripture tells us that only serves to make you a fool. Lacking the Spirit of Discernment, you ultimately have no idea what you are talking about. So I'd advise you to shut the hell up, boy.
I Corinthians 3:18-20
Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 05:23 AM
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Still waiting for a genuine Story book jesus believer to present themselves for scrutiny according to their alleged preferred Story book KJV version?
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Why friend? We're not judged by you.
As you have explained friend already you are an atheist. Trust me I say we TRUE Christians™ know exactly how close minded God mocking atheists can be to the Divine Revaluation of Christ. You assume that just because you have some facts you can defeat THE TRUTH. Well friend THE TRUTH doesn't need facts.
Frankly friend you're whole off topic intrusion into this thread about God's Rooster is really a bit tiresome. Get on topic or we're start deleting your posts.
Your choice.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 05:36 AM
Composter, if we wanted you to be silenced, rest assured that would happen so fast it would snap the neck of your simian bride.
No, you serve a much more valuable purpose here illustrating the pure hatred and poor logic of the garden variety devil-worshiper. When rational, thinking folks are presented with the option of acting like a rabid, foaming at the mouth Jesus-hater (you) or loving, friendly, welcoming souls (us), I think the choice is clear. Please continue with your spit-flecked persecution: that means we are doing things right!
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 06:02 AM
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As you have explained friend already you are an atheist.
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My Posts and the KJV Story book have proved YOU and ALL members of Landover baptist Cult are counted amongst the Story book jesus' rejects.
We non-Story book jesus' believers know this for many reasons, including the fact you self acclaimed believers in reality ALL remain malignant sinners, hence ALL proven Story book jesus' rejects!
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Trust me I say we TRUE Christians™ know exactly how close minded God mocking atheists can be to the Divine Revaluation of Christ.
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As proven (amongst other things) malignant sinners like YOU and ALL here at Landover baptist Cult forum are ALL confirmed Story book jesus' rejects and are NOT to be trusted as genuine Story book jesus' believers!
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You assume that just because you have some facts you can defeat THE TRUTH. Well friend THE TRUTH doesn't need facts.
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Spoken like a proven Story book jesus' reject!
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Frankly friend you're whole off topic intrusion into this thread about God's Rooster is really a bit tiresome. Get on topic or we're start deleting your posts.
Your choice.
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I am certainly discussing this spurious article and did so from the onset, but you jesus' rejects can't even get past legitimately supporting its very first line. NOR can its author who has failed to respond to my emails directly to him -
Sermon Title: “ The Rooster, God’s Alarm Clock”
Date Presented: October 23, 2011
Message Delivered By: Farmer Hank
From The Series: “Sermons by Farmer Hank”
Theme: Hymn #201, “Is It For Me, Dear Savior”
Thesis: God guides and directs us and gives evidence of his creative power and direction in nature. Sinners can’t see it. Only the righteous can see it.
Sermon Transcribed By: Judith Miller, church secretary, Oakwood Baptist Church:
As the people of God, we look for spiritual things in nature. Conveniently, God has enabled us to see what no one else can see. Heck, some say even if it’s not there, we see it. But that’s why we’re Christians.
NB: Claim1: As the people of God
Successful Rebuke1: Your problems at Landover start right there, for the legitimate evidence that ANY literal god(s)- (apart from a human concept) literally exists outside of Story book bible land = zero!
NB: Claim2: we look for spiritual things in nature
Successful Rebuke2: What apart from your Story book bible and personal emotional please do you have for the literal existence of any ' spirits? '. (Besides alchoholic or industrial ones, let alone in nature?)
NB: Claim3: Conveniently, God has enabled us to see what no one else can see.
Successful Rebuke3: See again my Successful Rebuke1
NB: Claim4: Heck, some say even if it’s not there, we see it. But that’s why we’re Christians.
Successful Rebuke4: The next genuine christian outside of Story book bible land to legitimately manifest ALL the promises ' already a given ' to such a person will be the very first throughout history!
Successful Rebuke 5: NOT a single genuine christian has emerged for scrutiny and that includes YOU, so what you claim about the KJV Story book and ANY article including this one, from the point of view of a genuine Story book jesus' believer, remains = zero!
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 06:10 AM
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Discriptions of his admiration of composer's own reflection deleted......
You at Landover have also been unambiguously busted by Composer, the successful Religion & Cult busting teacher and your Story book real character jesus' butt kicked
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It is obvious that you lack any kind recognition for the truth but your damned soul is still crying out for Jesus as evidenced by what you said.
You said
But you claim that the Word of God is not real. Therefore, by your own behavior, you are damned to eternal torment because clearly, your damned heart believes and knows that Jesus is THE answer.
Matthew
12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
Jesus was absolutely correct -as he is always because he is the Alpha and Omega-about damned individuals, that are full of self-love™, such as yourself.
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7:20 And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.
7:21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
7:22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
It is also prideful for you, a lost, demon-possessed person, to think that you could ever judge anyone. True-Christians™ are the only individuals that God has annointed to judge, period.
1 Corinthians
2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1 Corinthians
6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?
Your special education teacher failed you; that explains why you cannot understand most words, and have trouble understanding what has been typed to you in this thread. If you had been homeschooled you might have a chance, but since you have been specially educated, you are damned as a result because you are not spiritually minded-which can only be granted to a True-Christian™.
Yes, you are going to be sodomized by demons for eternity.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 06:17 AM
Also composer, we have even more evidence that you lack in comprehension. You failed to introduce yourself in the Introductions Forum.
Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. 5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 06:19 AM
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Composter, if we wanted you to be silenced, rest assured that would happen so fast it would snap the neck of your simian bride.
No, you serve a much more valuable purpose here illustrating the pure hatred and poor logic of the garden variety devil-worshiper.
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Apart from you 100% man made Story book bible, what legitimate evidence do you think you have that -
i) A literal devil exists outside of Story book bible land?
ii) That as a non-believer I am capable of worshipping something that doesn't literally exist except in corrupt minds like yours that actually worship it by thinking about it so much in your responses?
iii) I can prove that Story book god was a Satan so I guess that also decimates your inept claim ' I worship it ' LOL!
Here's your Story book evidence confirming Story book god = a Satan -
"And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah". (2 Samuel 24: 1) KJV story book Comparing this parallel account of the same incident we read: -
And Satan stood up against Israel, , , , (1 Chron. 21: 1) KJV story book
Later in story book 1 Chron. 21 we read: -
And God was displeased with this thing; therefore he smote Israel. {And...: Heb. And it was evil in the eyes of the LORD concerning this thing} 8 And David said unto God, I have sinned greatly, because I have done this thing: but now, I beseech thee, do away the iniquity of thy servant; for I have done very foolishly. (1 Chron. 21: 7 - 8) KJV story book
So the ADVERSARY = Satan (i.e. Satan is a Hebrew Word - Metaphor) that was against Israel / smote Israel - was definitely not a naughty spirit angel supernatural being (which don't literally exist in or out of the story book pages) but was story book god itself!
Hence IF your god literally existed it is those like YOU at Landover that are also proven ' Satan worshippers ' LOL!
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When rational, thinking folks are presented with the option of acting like a rabid, foaming at the mouth Jesus-hater (you) or loving, friendly, welcoming souls (us), I think the choice is clear. Please continue with your spit-flecked persecution: that means we are doing things right!
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I can't hate Story book jesus for many reasons including because Landover and YOU agree with me, and also prove it doesn't literally exist except in your corrupt Satan worshipping Story book minds!
You Story book bible proven malignant sinning Story book jesus' rejects and Satan worshippers. LOL!
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*** more rantings and ravings ***
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 06:39 AM
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You wrote in part: " The Bible elsewhere identifies Satan with the serpent in this story. In Revelation 12:9 and 20:2, he is called "that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan. "
What you typical false teachers always miss is telling Story book biblical truth. e.g. NB: Rev. 12:9 Story book actually states -
And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. (Rev. 12:9) KJV Story book (My RED emphasis!)
Your claims immediately fail because the text I bolded in RED, DOES NOT legitimately fit to your premiss and we know why your premiss fails because -
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. (1 Tim. 2:14) KJV Story book
Hence ' that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, . . . . ' of Rev. 12:9 ' that deceiveth the whole world ' CAN NOT therefore be nor equal in identity to the Serpent of Genesis - Eden, that actually failed to ' deceive the whole world ' even when it consisted of only Adam & Eve; as proved by 1 Tim. 2:14!
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Talk about grasping at straws. There's no contradiction there at all.
Read Paul's treatise on that very same subject in Romans 5.
12Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:
13(For until the law sin was in the world: but sin is not imputed when there is no law.
14Nevertheless death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned after the similitude of Adam's transgression, who is the figure of him that was to come.
Paul also says that Adam wasn't wrong and that Eve was the transgressor.
1 Timothy 2
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
It's really easy to explain. Adam's great transgression was being tempted by Eve to eat of a tree that God told them not to eat of.
It makes so much sense! I simply cannot believe that you can't understand it.
John the Divine explains that Satan deceived the entire world.
Revelation 12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
I fail to see the issue with this. Prior to that, Satan could go back and forth between heaven and earth.
Job 2:2 And the LORD said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
After that he either couldn't get back into heaven or Revelation is speaking of something that hasn't happened or is symbolic. It's for God to know. I'm just His servant.
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The combined legitimate evidence from YOU, those clowns like you and ALL your predecessors that ANY acclaimed ' holy-text ' is the words of ANY god(s) given to man remains a constant zero!
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There are thousands of books, websites and people who specialize in proving God exists. How could He not exist if there are that many people who are proving it constantly?
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Hey dimwit,
It is incumbent upon those like YOU that want to use their Story book because they believe in what it tells them to do and to obey -
Prove all things ; . . . . (1 Thess. 5:21) KJV Story book
So ' Off ya go ' and do as you are told by Story book jesus LOL!
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Friend, Jesus also tells us to shake the dust from our feet for those who will not hear the Word!
Matthew 10:14-15 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
My boots sure are dusty.
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And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. 14 If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do [it]. (John 14:13-14) KJV story book
If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you. (John 15:7) KJV story book
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Sorry, pal. God isn't your miracle dispenser. Even though He loves us and wants us to follow Him, He can't say yes to everything.
He needs some to suffer horribly to be able to show His glory in those He loves.
Romans 9:22-24 What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,
Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?
Proverbs 16:4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.
Perhaps it's not that you don't believe in God. It could be that He doesn't believe in you?
2 Thessalonians 2:10-12 And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved.
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 07:09 AM
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Still waiting for a genuine Story book jesus believer to present themselves for...more lame, poorly written keyboard diarrhea
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Well, well, I see our stupid little man of the hour with God's curse on his shoulders and a taste for East German men is still trying to impress us.
Not only do you suck at debate, Composter, you suck at living life and just breathing air. You're a failure, a miserable little mutt of a man, and a waste of a human being and a name. How many hours do you spend staring at your wallpaper hoping to think up new pithy lines to rattle off to your "students" the next time you see them?
You're about as intellectual as a fistula and could only manage to appear intelligent to rooms of retarded children from shattered homes--if you had students.
Pretending to have students so you can talk up what you would say to them about how you "won" so many arguments? How pathetic--even more pathetic than coming here and spending hours of your maggoty, obviously uneventful life posting pages and pages of content while saying ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL.
Shouldn't you be off educating future Darwinists and Dawkins'? Doesn't the suckular-secular world need you to "educate" them? How do you have this much time to spend with us when you're so important?
My God, man! You ramble and ramble incoherently, about NOTHING! If Jesus had commanded us to talk a lot while saying nothing, you would be the most saved person ever.
But alas, you're just a godless little ingrate, a spiritual shrimp without hope. God hates you. Christ despises you. The Holy Spirit loathes you. You're a mockery to your family and friends. Everyone who ever knew you hates you.
We get loser, libertarian, grammar-challenged seat-taggers like you here all the time, and every god-mocking atheist one of them seem smart compared to you.
Please repeat after me: "Why died I not from the womb? why did I not give up the ghost when I came out of the belly?...For now should I have lain still and been quiet...Or as an hidden untimely birth I had not been; as infants which never saw light." (Job 3:11-16)
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 07:20 AM
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Oh yes! I also keep copies of all Posts for my students, so they can also see first hand how dimwits like you here behave and how successfull I always am at busting and exposing false ideologies like those presented by you proven false teachers! Of course you will likely Delete my Posts to hide your shame and false doctrine but too bad, I have duplicates to present to my classes and where else I choose and I shall do so as I please!
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And where do you supposedly teach these imaginary students of yours?
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I bet also you self acclaimed Story book jesus' believers are also in reality, malignant sinners according to your Story book, hence also in reality, ALL proven Story book jesus' frauds! cf. e.g. 1 John 3:6 KJV proven Story book. LOL!
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Perhaps you believe the Bible is a storybook because that is what you have been given. Your parents probably (and with good reason) do not think you can handle the adult version of scripture, the 1611 King James Bible. I imagine your main source of information on scripture tends to be the Bibleman videos and games. As you mature your mommy and daddy might get you the real thing. In the meantime, I will pray for you so that you do not die before you see the light.
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No small wonder your mods here want me quickly banished and banned from speaking openly here, in their pathetic and failed efforts to hide their self proven shame and false doctrines!
Landmark baptists Cult (church = LOL!) lost and lost so quickly against me, that it quickens my heart with joy to know I have again successfully busted yet another fraudulent Cult like yours here at Landover baptists = proven BS artists. LOL!
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Artist? I have never claimed to be an artist. Although that is almost presentient of you to realize I dabbled in watercolors and oils in my youth. Furthermore I would prefer you use my full name rather than my initials. We are not friends yet, and at the rate you are going I may not extend that privilege to you until accept Baby Jesus with your whole heart, mind, and soul.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 07:21 AM
He's not very succinct at saying, "Imma no believe so Imma shout loads of words and demand loads of things to prooooove WAAAA!" is he.
And meanwhile, a true wonder, God's cock, lies forgotten and unpraised in the corner.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 05:45 PM
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My Posts and the KJV Story book have proved YOU and ALL members of Landover baptist Cult are counted amongst the Story book jesus' rejects.
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You've proved nothing friend, you are not our judge.
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As proven (amongst other things) malignant sinners like YOU and ALL here at Landover baptist Cult forum are ALL confirmed Story book jesus' rejects and are NOT to be trusted as genuine Story book jesus' believers!
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Nonsense, Jesus Himself as told our Pastors we are TRUE Christians™. Who are we going to believe, Jesus or you?
Let's be logical here.
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I am certainly discussing this spurious article and did so from the onset, but you jesus' rejects can't even get past legitimately supporting its very first line. NOR can its author who has failed to respond to my emails directly to him -
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Our Pastors don't get e-mail from non-Christians. Far to many people trying to contact our pastors turn our to be Atheists only pretending to be Christians just to mock Christianity.
Do you think that's right, to pretend to be a Christian, just to mock it? Well you Atheists do it all the time.
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NB: Claim1: As the people of God
Successful Rebuke1: Your problems at Landover start right there, for the legitimate evidence that ANY literal god(s)-(apart from a human concept) literally exists outside of Story book bible land = zero!
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We have plenty proof for the existence of God. Not the lest of which is God wrote The Bible.
Anyway my FAITH tells me God exists and you can't PROVE God doesn't exist.
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NB: Claim2: we look for spiritual things in nature
Successful Rebuke2: What apart from your Story book bible and personal emotional please do you have for the literal existence of any ' spirits? '. (Besides alchoholic or industrial ones, let alone in nature?)
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Pastor Zeke talks to Jesus all the time. I have personally seen him do this. Another Pastor life was personally saved by Jesus.
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NB: Claim3: Conveniently, God has enabled us to see what no one else can see.
Successful Rebuke3: See again my Successful Rebuke1
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and that has been dealt with.
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NB: Claim4: Heck, some say even if it’s not there, we see it. But that’s why we’re Christians.
Successful Rebuke4: The next genuine christian outside of Story book bible land to legitimately manifest ALL the promises ' already a given ' to such a person will be the very first throughout history!
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Sorry I don't follow. Christianity is a declared faith. Accusing us of being secrete unbelievers is like me accusing you of being a secret Christian.
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Successful Rebuke 5: NOT a single genuine christian has emerged for scrutiny and that includes YOU, so what you claim about the KJV Story book and ANY article including this one, from the point of view of a genuine Story book jesus' believer, remains = zero!
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You are mistaking your judgement for God's judgement friend. As atheist you can't even argue you are a good judge of what is being a Christian. Tell me, you do understand the concept of philosophy? Christ taught a set of values as well as a set of rules to live be. Jesus doesn't tell us directly voting Democratic is wrong, its the values He gave us that do that.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-02-2011, 06:33 PM
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Apart from you 100% man made Story book bible, what legitimate evidence do you think you have that -
i) A literal devil exists outside of Story book bible land?
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Look, I have not got a lot of time to spend on someone whose wizened soul is controled by Satan, so I'll keep it brief:
Look at this book You will find plenty of eye-witness accounts of Satan.
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ii) That as a non-believer I am capable of worshipping something that doesn't literally exist except in corrupt minds like yours that actually worship it by thinking about it so much in your responses?
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I would respond to that but I think you might have missed out all punctuation
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iii) I can prove that Story book god was a Satan so I guess that also decimates your inept claim ' I worship it ' LOL!
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Consider then
Deut. 32:39: See now that I, [even] I, [am] he, and [there is] no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither [is there any] that can deliver out of my hand.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Here's your Story book evidence confirming Story book god = a Satan -
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"And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah". (2 Samuel 24: 1) KJV story bookComparing this parallel account of the same incident we read: -
And Satan stood up against Israel, , , , (1 Chron. 21: 1) KJV story book
Later in story book 1 Chron. 21 we read: -
And God was displeased with this thing; therefore he smote Israel. {And...: Heb. And it was evil in the eyes of the LORD concerning this thing} 8 And David said unto God, I have sinned greatly, because I have done this thing: but now, I beseech thee, do away the iniquity of thy servant; for I have done very foolishly. (1 Chron. 21: 7 - 8)
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I'm not at all sure what you are saying here. Perhaps you could have your nurse explain it better?
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So the ADVERSARY = Satan (i.e. Satan is a Hebrew Word - Metaphor)
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I assure you that the Hebrew word for "Metaphor" is not Adversary.
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nst Israel / smote Israel - was definitely not a naughty spirit angel supernatural being (which don't literally exist in or out of the story book pages) but was story book god itself!
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So, If I am understanding this correctly, you think that the Hebrew word for "metaphor" is supernatural?
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Hence IF your god literally existed it is those like YOU at Landover that are also proven ' Satan worshippers ' LOL!
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Seriously, is there anyone you know who can actually explain what you just wrote... You're not "writing in tongues" are you?
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-03-2011, 12:48 AM
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Apart from you 100% man made Story book bible, what legitimate evidence do you think you have that
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What legitimate evidence do you think you have that the Bible is man made?
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i) A literal devil exists outside of Story book bible land?
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How else do you explain the existence of Muslims?
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ii) That as a non-believer I am capable of worshipping something that doesn't literally exist except in corrupt minds like yours that actually worship it by thinking about it so much in your responses?
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Yes, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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iii) I can prove that Story book god was a Satan so I guess that also decimates your inept claim ' I worship it ' LOL!
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If God was Satan (which He isn't, He's God, there's a clue in the name), then Him being Satan would prove that He had tricked you into worshipping Him under false pretences, so God would still win. If He was Satan. Which He isn't.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-03-2011, 01:44 AM
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It is obvious that you lack any kind recognition for the truth
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The facts prove otherwise and you denounced as an incestuous liar!
Read on sweetie! = faggot wanna-be faggot Story book jesus' disciple!
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but your damned soul
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Show us where your bible Story book unambiguously states that ANY ONE was ' GIVEN ' a soul? (As opposed to a Story book ' god-given ' ass_ho_e ') which we (Story book jesus' ass_ho_e included) all got from your faggot Story book god (apparently) according to Story book bible land?
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You said
But you claim that the Word of God is not real.
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You are not only a Story book jesus' faggot like your pal pasta_Ezekiel and his clones, but all are amongst the jesus' wanna-be faggot liars here at Landover Cult land that worship their Satan = Story book god.
I never said your Story book bible is not real, YOU ARE ALSO A LIAR!
We all know it is ' real ', it is really real and really only comprised of the 100% wicked and corrupt words of a few faggots that their at best hearsay evidence were apparently quoting other faggots in or close to Story book jesus' butt, over 2000 years ago (apparently) but only in Story book jesus' make believe land; and those like YOU and your pals perpetuate that sick life style choice outside Story book land.
We know from your preferred Story book bible that this Story book jesus ' was an unambiguously proven faggot like you members of Landover baptist Cult, that want and are commanded to follow its homosexual ways (1 Pet. 2:21) for it was only interested in letting its faggot buddies know it would be away having an incestuous relationship with its Story book father for a while instead of directly with them. Story book says - (e.g. Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and [to] my God, and your God.(John 20:17) KJV Story book
NB: It didn't want a woman to ' touch it '
Apparently it was lusting next but one in line, for a human called Thomas to ' touch it ' -
Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust [it] into my (back) side: (John 20:27) KJV Story book (My parenthesis)
Then later this Story book faggot jesus exposed itself to them all -
After these things Jesus shewed himself again to the disciples at the sea of Tiberias; and on this wise shewed he [himself]. (John 21:1) KJV Story book
Exposing / shewing itself to its disciples was obviously a regular occurrence. i.e. ' again ' LOL!
We also know that Story book faggot jesus was only following its faggot Story book father's fascination with ' back parts ' and it liking of holding humans intimate parts and then after exposing actually literally exposing itself to special humans it obviously fancied and selected. e.g. Story book Moses, -
And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by: 23 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts : but my face shall not be seen. ( Exod. 33:22-23) KJV Story book
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Yes, you are going to be sodomized by demons for eternity.
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You won't be getting near my butt sweetie, Unlike YOU and your associates and Story book jesus' I'm not gay in any homosexual way, and your tiny appendage/penis (if you have one) would be too occupied remaining in your Story book jesus' once very poohy and well worn faggot butt! (apparently? says your Story book bible! cf: Acts 2:22)
QED
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-03-2011, 02:19 AM
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Paul also says that Adam wasn't wrong and that Eve was the transgressor.
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Story book Paul was obviously self-contradicting (likely a brain disorder side effect because of his homosexual pursuits & tendencies, after Story book jesus', possibly suffering an early form of ' AIDS ') and ultimately his at best hearsay ramblings were ultimately at odds with Story book god that actually lied by blaming Adam for bringing death upon all mankind (cf. Story book Deut. 24:16 & Ezek. 18:20)
Also -
Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, . . . . (Rom. 5:12)
Hence your claim that Story book Paul claimed ' Adam wasn't wrong ' is spurious according to what his Story book god determined (apparently?)
Tell us where you mis-read instead: " as by one woman sin entered the world? "
Then inform us also Bill N. Sampson, DO YOU STILL SIN?
I need to also check your credentials before we may continue examining your other spurious claims?
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Sermon: "The Rooster, God's Alarm Clock" -
11-03-2011, 02:30 AM
BTW: Many many many thanks to the faggot(s) that changed my name from Composer to Composter, as they admit by doing so, also that not only are they a wanna-be a jesus' look-alike faggot, but also admitting that my Posts as a non-homosexual and successful teacher and Religion and Cult busting genius, that my posts are so brilliant and fatal to Cults like those preached at Landover, that my Posts successfully and unambiguously prove and expose Landover's ministry and its faggot (incestuous) members, into what it always was and is, i.e. a load of compost = sh_t!
QED
This is fun for me and my Students, Past, Present and Future!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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