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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-07-2010, 04:11 PM

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You're all f***ing insane! What the f*** did my country do to you? We haven't done a shit! You just need to have someone to blame for all the shit that's going on in the world because you don't want to blame your self! you all make me f***ing sick!
How many of you have actually been to Denmark?
And you all think that "brother" cranky old man has proved that we're all rapist but where does he get this information from? It's just because you're all afraid of what you don't know! We're different from you yes. But that doesn't mean that we're satan's children! We're not all rapists and criminals. You don't know a shit!
And what the piffle is wrong with LEGO?! There is nothing demonic about little plastic squares! What do you think it does to kids? Come on! you're all piffleing nuts!
Some questions to make you reflect on Denmarkistani culture.

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How many times had you been anally raped by your eighteenth birthday?

Since your eighteenth birthday, how many times have you anally raped little boys?

Judging by your answer to these questions alone, is Denmarkistan a good place for little boys who don't want to be anally raped to grow up?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-07-2010, 04:24 PM

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Some questions to make you reflect on Denmarkistani culture.

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How many times had you been anally raped by your eighteenth birthday?

Since your eighteenth birthday, how many times have you anally raped little boys?

Judging by your answer to these questions alone, is Denmarkistan a good place for little boys who don't want to be anally raped to grow up?

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What is wrong with you?!
I'm female. I have never been even close to being raped i Denmark. I have been sexual harrased one time and that wasn't in Denmark! That was in India! Why do you all think that Danes rape innocent boys? I have a 10-year old little brother and it makes me sick that you think that boys like him gets raped in my country. There is not a bigger population of rapist in Denmark than in other countrys so stop telling people this lies!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-07-2010, 04:33 PM

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I'm female. I have never been even close to being raped i Denmark. I have been sexual harrased one time and that wasn't in Denmark! That was in India! Why do you all think that Danes rape innocent boys? I have a 10-year old little brother and it makes me sick that you think that boys like him gets raped in my country. There is not a bigger population of rapist in Denmark than in other countrys so stop telling people this lies!
Sorry, but you come across as being very macho. I suppose that is how they raise young girls in Denmarkistan.

I find it interesting that, as a woman, the rampaging homosexual population of Denmarkistani males have never bothered to rape you. I suppose they are too interested in little boys.

Have you ever even bothered to ask your little brother whether or not he has been anally raped? Do you care for his welfare so little that you have never bothered to inquire? He is probably so used to it by now that he assumed it was normal, so he doesn't bother to mention it. If you care for your little brother you will move him out of Denmark, to God's Favorite Country™.


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Some questions to make you reflect on Denmarkistani culture.

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How many times had you been anally raped by your eighteenth birthday? Never

Since your eighteenth birthday, how many times have you anally raped little boys? Never

Judging by your answer to these questions alone, is Denmarkistan a good place for little boys who don't want to be anally raped to grow up?

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I've never raped anyone nor haven't I been raped by somebody.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-07-2010, 07:42 PM

@TheProudAtheist, don't listen to these jerks. They know <<<< Potty mouth Word >>> about our country, and they're just provoking you right now. I totally agree with you, though, but you can't fill a cup which is already full... These people are clearly not normal in any way, so we shouldn't waste our time trying to make them normal, because there's just no way for that to happen.

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@TheProudAtheist, don't listen to these jerks. They know shit about our country, and they're just provoking you right now. I totally agree with you, though, but you can't fill a cup which is already full... These people are clearly not normal in any way, so we shouldn't waste our time trying to make them normal, because there's just no way for that to happen.

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Raping just about everything with a pulse might be normal in Denmarkia but that doesn't make it morally just. Since we True Christians™ will never start raping everything you will probably never consider us 'normal,' but I am more concerned whether I go to Heaven or not than whether rapists think that I am a freak.


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@TheProudAtheist, don't listen to these jerks. They know shit about our country, and they're just provoking you right now. I totally agree with you, though, but you can't fill a cup which is already full... These people are clearly not normal in any way, so we shouldn't waste our time trying to make them normal, because there's just no way for that to happen.

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No need for you guys to write in denmarkian. That'll just make you look even dumber than you already do. Please tell us, why you think we are not normal? We follow the Bible yes, but Is that really reason enough for you to hate us? In that case, what do you think God think of you?




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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-07-2010, 07:58 PM

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Raping just about everything with a pulse might be normal in Denmarkia but that doesn't make it morally just. Since we True Christians™ will never start raping everything you will probably never consider us 'normal,' but I am more concerned whether I go to Heaven or not than whether rapists think that I am a freak.
Uhm, we don't rape anyone. Why do you keep calling it "Denmarkia" when it's just called Denmark? And why do you think that just because we're atheists and live in Denmark we want to rape everyone? That's just stupid.
So hunting down and killing innocent gay people and "witches" and to sell your daughters online is your version of normal? Ohh, okay. Now I suddenly see what's so wrong with us... You people are sick for even considering doing so!
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I was not referring to your age but your nationality. Sweden is known to have the most ignorant people in the world.
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I've never raped anyone nor haven't I been raped by somebody.
You probably just don't feel it anymore. Trust me, it happens. Every time you bend over in front of a Denmarkistani, he or she is bound to slip something into your anus.

Similarly, you do commit rape. You just don't notice it. Like blinking your eyes. For a Denmarkistani, rape is so ingrained into their lifestyle that they commit it not only without remorse, but without awareness of any kind.

I spit on Denmarkistan and all it stands for (which would be rape).

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What is wrong with you?!
I'm female.
You are a female? Well, that certainly explains what's wrong with you.

Here you are, getting all worked up over Brother Cranky's post, when it's obvious that you have neither the intellect nor emotional sophistication to understand the profound matters that he has presented.

My dear, set aside the issues that our brother in Christ has posted for mature men to discuss. It is much more important right now to determine how you stumbled upon this forum in the first place.

Do you have express permission from your father or husband or other proper male authority to even be here?

If you have not gained such permission, we really shouldn't be debating any of this with you. And frankly, even if you had, I think that the permission should be rescinded. Obviously, the man in charge of you would be dismayed to learn of your unladylike language and demeanor. If he cared for you at all, he would also be alarmed that you have become so agitated. This intense emotion that you are evidencing could do damage to your delicate feminine system.

Please do not so injure yourself. We would hate to see you left infertile by all this aggression. You would then have no purpose on earth other than to cook and clean-- and for some employer, as no worthwhile man would have a barren female such as yourself for a wife.

Try to relax, dear, and be the gentle, docile creature that God created you to be.

There, that's better, isn't it?


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No need for you guys to write in denmarkian. That'll just make you look even dumber than you already do. Please tell us, why you think we are not normal? We follow the Bible yes, but Is that really reason enough for you to hate us? In that case, what do you think God think of you?
We have the full right to write in our own native tounge if we want to. And you can't prevent us from doing so. Tell me, why do you think it makes us dumb to speak in another language than yours? Because I think it makes you dumb to think that.

And I don't hate you, I just disagree with you. Strongly. And frankly I don't care what God thinks of me, because I don't believe he even exists.
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You are a female? Well, that certainly explains what's wrong with you.

Here you are, getting all worked up over Brother Cranky's post, when it's obvious that you have neither the intellect nor emotional sophistication to understand the profound matters that he has presented.

My dear, set aside the issues that our brother in Christ has posted for mature men to discuss. It is much more important right now to determine how you stumbled upon this forum in the first place.

Do you have express permission from your father or husband or other proper male authority to even be here?

If you have not gained such permission, we really shouldn't be debating any of this with you. And frankly, even if you had, I think that the permission should be rescinded. Obviously, the man in charge of you would be dismayed to learn of your unladylike language and demeanor. If he cared for you at all, he would also be alarmed that you have become so agitated. This intense emotion that you are evidencing could do damage to your delicate feminine system.

Please do not so injure yourself. We would hate to see you left infertile by all this aggression. You would then have no purpose on earth other than to cook and clean-- and for some employer, as no worthwhile man would have a barren female such as yourself for a wife.

Try to relax, dear, and be the gentle, docile creature that God created you to be.

There, that's better, isn't it?


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Who did you get permission from?! And why do you think that women such as us aren't able to speak for ourselves? You call yourself a christian lady. Now who told you you could use that title? Your brother? Your son? Or your overly-protective husband? Either way you should start speaking for yourself instead of clearly letting him speak for you. Stop talking to us like we're savages. We're not. We're decent (I can almost hear you laugh and say 'back to the kitchen!) wmoen who wants to say our opinion. You may not have those rights in your country but we do have our own free will and Denmark, and we use it. Properly.
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We have the full right to write in our own native tounge if we want to. And you can't prevent us from doing so. Tell me, why do you think it makes us dumb to speak in another language than yours? Because I think it makes you dumb to think that.

And I don't hate you, I just disagree with you. Strongly. And frankly I don't care what God thinks of me, because I don't believe he even exists.
What makes you think you have a right to make the Denmarkistani speak on a private Christian forum? Not only that, but this is an American forum, and we are a Christian nation! We will not facilitate some rape conspiracy by allowing you to use such profane utterances. Nothing decent can be said in Denmarkian.

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And I don't hate you, I just disagree with you. Strongly. And frankly I don't care what God thinks of me, because I don't believe he even exists.

Well, whyever are you here? Wouldn't you be happier somewhere with all the other depraved unbelievers? Can't you find contentment in having sex with donkeys before a live studio audience? Have you considered entering into a mass suicide pack with your friends so you could all go to hell together and pat yourselves on the back for evading the company of True Christians forever?

If you disagree with us so strongly and don't believe in God why not dismiss us as casually as we dismiss non-thinking individuals like you?


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-07-2010, 08:31 PM

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Who did you get permission from?! And why do you think that women such as us aren't able to speak for ourselves? You call yourself a christian lady. Now who told you you could use that title? Your brother? Your son? Or your overly-protective husband? Either way you should start speaking for yourself instead of clearly letting him speak for you. Stop talking to us like we're savages. We're not. We're decent (I can almost hear you laugh and say 'back to the kitchen!) wmoen who wants to say our opinion. You may not have those rights in your country but we do have our own free will and Denmark, and we use it. Properly.

Again, someone is very worked up! Do try to calm yourself. Not only is your demeanor unseemly and unwomanly, but you really could loosen your internal lady-parts from their moorings, and then where would you be, my dear?

Oh, and I have taken the liberty to highlight a few of your overwrought remarks in red in order to facilitate my own considered reply.

Landover Baptist Church isn't in Denmark, my dear. Therefore the outrageous "rights" of which you rant, do not apply, do they?

After all, if you were visiting Saudi Arabia, for example, you wouldn't be permitted to just jump in a car and start motoring, would you? So why do you assume that the rights and privileges you are afforded in your home country would transfer to this place?

Such thinking is so very lacking in logic that you have bolstered my assertion that you are devoid of the reasoning capacity to enter into a mature discussion of the issues at hand. Your emotions are boiling over in that silly way that they so often do in the weaker sex.

Again, you must take a deep breath, calm down and seek out an appropriately feminine activity.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-08-2010, 04:37 PM

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Uhm, we don't rape anyone. Why do you keep calling it "Denmarkia" when it's just called Denmark? And why do you think that just because we're atheists and live in Denmark we want to rape everyone? That's just stupid.
So hunting down and killing innocent gay people and "witches" and to sell your daughters online is your version of normal? Ohh, okay. Now I suddenly see what's so wrong with us... You people are sick for even considering doing so!
Here are some real facts about how many Denmarkians who rapes kids around the world. Video about Africa's Children being raped by paedophile Denmarkians.

Taken directly from the article and translated into English.

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Denmark's Children's Fund would have saved them from slavery, but at least two girls as young as 13-year old ended up being sexually abused by the Danish Fund staff. At the same time the children were witness to a reception center from Children Fund operated as a regular whorehouse.
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It tells employees and neighbors on a prestigious project undertaken by the Danish development organization Children's Fund in Benin from 2005 to 2007. A truth that has never come out to the public or the Danish authorities, although Children Foundation knew about it, writes Ekstra Bladet Sunday.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-08-2010, 10:42 PM

Do you know that I could send these "quotes" as you call them directly to Ekstra Bladet and the Children's Fund? Then we'll see what they say to that. I don't believe any of the nonsense you write about my country because, frankly, in all the years I've lived here - in the capital I might add - I haven't heard nor seen any signs of rapes or paedophilism amongst anyone.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-08-2010, 10:49 PM

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Do you know that I could send these "quotes" as you call them directly to Ekstra Bladet and the Children's Fund? Then we'll see what they say to that. I don't believe any of the nonsense you write about my country because, frankly, in all the years I've lived here - in the capital I might add - I haven't heard nor seen any signs of rapes or paedophilism amongst anyone.

Do you live under a bridge? Not one single case of rape or paedophiles ? What is next ? Will you tell me that no one smokes marijuana or swills beer? I think maybe you are some what disillusioned.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 11-08-2010, 10:51 PM

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Do you live under a bridge? Not one single case of rape or paedophiles ? What is next ? Will you tell me that no one smokes marijuana or swills beer? I think maybe you are some what disillusioned.
Brother, they have only defined rape and pedophilia out of existence over there.


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