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False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 08:53 AM
It seems that Jesus has killed Tammy Faye, the famous false Christian who put her makeup on with a trowel (like a whore) and took up with various homos and porn stars and joos in her later years.
I have no doubt that Jesus has reserved a place in hell for her. Good riddance.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 12:19 PM
It seem like the Lord be on a killin' streak lately. The fact that He decidin' to take out all the unsaved trash (Falwell, Ruth Graham, and now this clown-lookin' ho) lead me to believe He be warmin' up fo' the rapture! Praise! I bet Billy Graham gonna be next. And Elizabeth Edwards best repent her demoncratic nonsense befo'e the Lord take her down like He did with Tammy Faye.
"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 01:27 PM
Yes, the Good Lord really has been Taking Out the Trash lately! Boy, He must drive one great, big Celestial dump truck! Praise!
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 02:24 PM
PRAISE The Lord! Another liberal has bit the dust, this time that homer lover Tammy-Faye. Well Mrs Tammy-Faye, maybe if you had been a better wife you husband wouldn't have been forced to turn to homersexuality. She was just like Ted Faggards wife, some God hating repressed thespian who turns he husband into a homer. Let's face it, women cause guys to turn gay.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 04:34 PM
Whatever will the cosmetics corporations do?! This must be a death blow to the harlot industry -- surely prices will skyrocket now.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 06:20 PM
You guys are heartless bastards picking on her memory. It wasn't Satan that did this to her; it was that little retard mini-me. Everytime he talked it was like somebody spitting germs directly on her cooter. The whole female cast came down with something nasty. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 06:22 PM
Cancer. Grim stuff.
I've never even heard of this women. lol
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Tammy
You guys are heartless bastards picking on her memory. It wasn't Satan that did this to her; it was that little retard mini-me. Everytime he talked it was like somebody spitting germs directly on her cooter. The whole female cast came down with something nasty. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves.
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Hey Tammy! ... is it really yooooooou? ... they're sayin you're down in Hell now ... tell us all about it, we're waiting to hear
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
Cancer. Grim stuff.
I've never even heard of this women. lol
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Why are you named after italian mobsters? You're not going to hear of Tammy Faye hanging out with daygo's. Go read your Bible!
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted by minister noddy
Hey Tammy! ... is it really yooooooou? ... they're sayin you're down in Hell now ... tell us all about it, we're waiting to hear
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That's a pile of crap! I'm in heaven right now with my groom Jesus; a chorus of heavenly angels singing songs of love and tolerance. Get the hell away from these people before it's too late!
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 06:32 PM
I havn't read it in about a week now. Thanks!
Well, acutally, I'm named after the code of honor.
And Cancer is terrible.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 06:40 PM
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And Cancer is terrible.
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You're telling me it's terrible. I mean look at me for Christ's sake; you think I don't know??
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Tammy
That's a pile of crap! I'm in heaven right now with my groom Jesus; a chorus of heavenly angels singing songs of love and tolerance. Get the hell away from these people before it's too late!
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Wow, that's a relief ... that's wonderful news!
(see you guys, you might be wrong after all)
Sooooo, Tammy, I suppose they've given you a great big mansion with a solid gold driveway, and angels to drive you around heaven in expensve gold-plated limos, and a bedroom with wall to wall mirrors and an eternity's supply of makeup? --
-- oh, and your own personal computer too -- neat!
Praise Jesus
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 06:44 PM
I am. It takes people before there time. I don't know, or care (No offence) it your the real Tammy, but all I can say is - I hope her soul finds peace.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Tammy
You're telling me it's terrible. I mean look at me for Christ's sake; you think I don't know??
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It's the lest you can expect from Jesus from turning your husband into a homer you harlot!
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 07:26 PM
Oh my GOD, this Tammy Faye Sister was so wicked the very mention of her brings up talk of Thespianism Oh.my.God.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 07:33 PM
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Oh my GOD, this Tammy Faye Sister was so wicked the very mention of her brings up talk of Thespianism Oh.my.God.
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Now you see here, people? -- this is a perfect example --
-- one of the differences between you True Christians and us False Christians, is that we speak kindly of the dead, while you guys have only nasty things to say
Shame!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 07:46 PM
Death is not a laughing matter, regardless of if they desevred it, or not. Now, I don't even know who this Tammy women was (and frankly, its not my business)
However. She is dead. I'm sorry for her family. I'm sorry for her friends.
If anyone's friend/family is killed/muredered/dies, then, I am sorry, and I won't laugh in that persons face, regardless of the deceased being a complete dick, or a really great person.
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Omerta
Death is not a laughing matter, regardless of if they desevred it, or not. Now, I don't even know who this Tammy women was (and frankly, its not my business)
However. She is dead. I'm sorry for her family. I'm sorry for her friends.
If anyone's friend/family is killed/muredered/dies, then, I am sorry, and I won't laugh in that persons face, regardless of the deceased being a complete dick, or a really great person.
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Omerta, here is some info about her ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tammy_Faye
(plenty of other information on the internet too, do a google)
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: False Christian Harlot Dies -
07-22-2007, 11:05 PM
I see. So, what did she do to you guys to cause so much hate?
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