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I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-15-2015, 09:18 PM
Hello I have been banned for being disrespectful in the past. My ban had been lifted the 31st of January and I decided to come back. I realize that I had been very disrespectful. I have come back to learn more about the bible and the lovely True Christians™ I have found a church, however I have not gone. I have been struggling with my schoolwork and decided to start going this summer when I don't have as many responsibilities. I have a King James Bible that I have been struggling to read, Church will help me with this. Please do not believe I am using that as an excuse, I am trying to balance out my life. For those of you who do not know me I am Audri Troughton. My favorite bible verse is Isaiah 5:21 "Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!"
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-15-2015, 09:24 PM
You say you have found a Christian congregation, yet you have not attended meetings. Have you at least renounced sin? Have you found Jesus? Have you given your heart to Him? Do you still lust after women? These are the burning questions of the day.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
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Posts: 151
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Location: Idaho
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-15-2015, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
You say you have found a Christian congregation, yet you have not attended meetings. Have you at least renounced sin? Have you found Jesus? Have you given your heart to Him? Do you still lust after women? These are the burning questions of the day.
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I have found and given my heart to Jesus. I have renounced my life with sin, although I still struggle with a lust for women. I have been talking to friend that strongly believes homosexuality is sin and how I need to get those disgusting thoughts out of my head.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-15-2015, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
I have found and given my heart to Jesus. I have renounced my life with sin, although I still struggle with a lust for women. I have been talking to friend that strongly believes homosexuality is sin and how I need to get those disgusting thoughts out of my head.
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Motty,
The made women beautiful and inviting because He wants us to be appropriately appealing to the stronger gender. Channel the unseemly lust that once filled your blackened heart and allow it to express itself in humble subservience, and soon you'll find those lezbean wishes being excreted from your soul as if it was feces (which, in truth, it is). If you have given your heart to Jesus, you are a new creature (2 Corinthians 5:17) GLORY TO GOD! You must now walk in His footsteps, not in the evil scissoring ways of the bull dyke! Our Lord God wants to send you a man that will love you and provide for you while you cook and clean and serve him all the days of your life just as you serve JESUS, our amazing Savior! Dwell on pure things and they will begin to be demonstrated in your life (Philippians 4:8).
I know there is much to digest; even our Lord's disciples did not understand things right away (John 12:16) but as you walk with Him, you will begin to see Him in His fullness and His wondrous Glory! When you take one step toward the Lord, He takes 2 steps toward you! HE is SO GOOD - all the time! Hallelujah! Worship Him, woman! PRAISE OUR REDEEMER'S HOLY NAME!
Humbly and in Love,
NRL
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Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
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Posts: 151
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Location: Idaho
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-15-2015, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb
Motty,
The made women beautiful and inviting because He wants us to be appropriately appealing to the stronger gender. Channel the unseemly lust that once filled your blackened heart and allow it to express itself in humble subservience, and soon you'll find those lezbean wishes being excreted from your soul as if it was feces (which, in truth, it is). If you have given your heart to Jesus, you are a new creature (2 Corinthians 5:17) GLORY TO GOD! You must now walk in His footsteps, not in the evil scissoring ways of the bull dyke! Our Lord God wants to send you a man that will love you and provide for you while you cook and clean and serve him all the days of your life just as you serve JESUS, our amazing Savior! Dwell on pure things and they will begin to be demonstrated in your life (Philippians 4:8).
I know there is much to digest; even our Lord's disciples did not understand things right away (John 12:16) but as you walk with Him, you will begin to see Him in His fullness and His wondrous Glory! When you take one step toward the Lord, He takes 2 steps toward you! HE is SO GOOD - all the time! Hallelujah! Worship Him, woman! PRAISE OUR REDEEMER'S HOLY NAME!
Humbly and in Love,
NRL
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Oh thankyou, I pray to serve a Godly Man in all the ways that need I serve God and more. I still have much too learn to be a Good Christian wife. I hope to learn much from you and other Good Christian™ people on this forum
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
I have found and given my heart to Jesus. I have renounced my life with sin, although I still struggle with a lust for women. I have been talking to friend that strongly believes homosexuality is sin and how I need to get those disgusting thoughts out of my head.
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I have a position coming up which may suit you. My wife will shortly go into confinement for the birth of my son.
Leviticus 12
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And the Lord spake unto Moses, saying, 2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.
3 And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised.
4 And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled.
5 But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.
6 And when the days of her purifying are fulfilled, for a son, or for a daughter, she shall bring a lamb of the first year for a burnt offering, and a young pigeon, or a turtledove, for a sin offering, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, unto the priest:
7 Who shall offer it before the Lord, and make an atonement for her; and she shall be cleansed from the issue of her blood. This is the law for her that hath born a male or a female.
8 And if she be not able to bring a lamb, then she shall bring two turtles, or two young pigeons; the one for the burnt offering, and the other for a sin offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for her, and she shall be clean.
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During her 40 days of confinement, my mate Murray will visit to keep me company especially during those long lonely evenings. However we will need someone to cook and clean the house, keep our glasses full and peel our grapes. And keep the girl spawn away. Would you be willing to take up this position? I see it as an ideal opportunity for you to learn your duties when you finally marry.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 12:57 AM
I'm confused. Perhaps because I am just a simple Christian who loves God and knows what He wants is all that matters.
You are wasting time in school and not spending that valuable time in Church? Have you become engaged to a man?
You are a female, all you need to be able to do is please a man and have babies. How long do you have to be schooled to do that? Are you a slow learner?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
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Posts: 151
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Location: Idaho
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I'm confused. Perhaps because I am just a simple Christian who loves God and knows what He wants is all that matters.
You are wasting time in school and not spending that valuable time in Church? Have you become engaged to a man?
You are a female, all you need to be able to do is please a man and have babies. How long do you have to be schooled to do that? Are you a slow learner?
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It is my fathers wishes that I graduate high-school, I do as he says.
Also Jim Farmer, that seems like a great opportunity. Although I'm not sure my father would approve
He is not a man of God you see. He believes that I should guide my own way in life but he keeps the reigns short, like any good father would do with his daughter.
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 01:41 AM
Of course you should guide your own life, but you must do it with the Holy Bible. You do want to be a good person, don't you?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
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Posts: 151
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Idaho
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Of course you should guide your own life, but you must do it with the Holy Bible. You do want to be a good person, don't you?
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Yes you are completely right Mr. Hutchins, I find it difficult to read and fully understand the King James Bible like it was intended. Hence coming here to you wonderful people, I am going to look for a tutor as you have clearly brought that to my attention. Thankyou!
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 03:18 AM
Good luck 2 you, you have been here for a while, I will try to help you if I can.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 01:53 PM
What is this business about being zit-faced? You're not going to find a husband if your face is all gross. Have you prayed for clear, smooth, supple skin?
Pastor William Nethaniel Sampson has flawless skin.
Flawless skin, and such nice hair.
Er...
Um, that is to say, he prays a lot. And so should you.
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Location: I live in Canada close to a lake and a lovely park.
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
Hello I have been banned for being disrespectful in the past. My ban had been lifted the 31st of January and I decided to come back. I realize that I had been very disrespectful. I have come back to learn more about the bible and the lovely True Christians™ I have found a church, however I have not gone. I have been struggling with my schoolwork and decided to start going this summer when I don't have as many responsibilities. I have a King James Bible that I have been struggling to read, Church will help me with this. Please do not believe I am using that as an excuse, I am trying to balance out my life. For those of you who do not know me I am Audri Troughton. My favorite bible verse is Isaiah 5:21 "Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!"
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Happy to hear that, sounds like a positive attitude. If you don't mind me asking, what is the name of the fellowship you found?
Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Rom 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
Rom 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. Rom 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 02:48 PM
Welcome back, Miss Motty! As Faith Machine said, you should start praying for nice skin. And maybe washing your face with a gentle facial soap and some water or just water might help a little.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 05:33 PM
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keep our glasses full
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I had some friends over the other day checking out the cellar and they said it should be OK to bring you over a few bottles under the circumstances and I could give you a hand with anything that needed a flick over with the duster how long will Mrs Farmer be away fro?
They'll keep an eye on thinge here (they said) which I appreciated.
If Motyy seeking the narrow path Matthew 7:13 I'd be more than happy to share with her Titus 2:4 since I trust you'd be willing to instruct us in Biblical knowledge and we're both longing to learn more about His ways Psalm 107:9 (well, she says she is and I'm happy to take her as I find her).
I think that's important.
Sure, as a wanton fool I was probably as dissipated as the rest—I can't remember to be honest—the ’55 is drinking beautifully now and there's a couple from the early 60's I can recommend.
We opened up two or three from the 1990's yesterday which have overcome their earlier modesty on the palate (obviously the ’95 has been pretty bold from the outset) and are really coming on well now but it's up to you Mr Farmer.
Just whatever you think -- oh, just had my glass refilled: mustn't be a bad hostess -- so let me know. All the best,Mitza Lizalor (Miss).
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Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
What is this business about being zit-faced? You're not going to find a husband if your face is all gross. Have you prayed for clear, smooth, supple skin?
Pastor William Nethaniel Sampson has flawless skin.
Flawless skin, and such nice hair.
Er...
Um, that is to say, he prays a lot. And so should you.
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Yes I am praying and washing my face so I may be a more suitable wife.
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Originally Posted by Robert William
Happy to hear that, sounds like a positive attitude. If you don't mind me asking, what is the name of the fellowship you found?
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I have found the Treasure Valley Baptist Church, they preach straight from the bible!
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-16-2015, 11:44 PM
Well based on your new profile picture, I would say that prayer and clean living are working wonders for your skin!
Such a lovely young lady, renewed in Christ.
Yes, yes, yes. Isn't God wonderful?
My, my, my...
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-17-2015, 12:23 AM
I must say, one of the best ways to achieve supple, ivory-like skin is from a good backhand! LOL!
After the swelling and redness go away, and I regain consciousness, I know my cheeks are always as smooth as a baby's bottom!!! And that's saying something for an old gal like me! LOL.
Perhaps ask your Father to discipline you correctly in the future. Good luck!!!!
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Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor
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Location: I live in Canada close to a lake and a lovely park.
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-17-2015, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
Yes I am praying and washing my face so I may be a more suitable wife.
I have found the Treasure Valley Baptist Church, they preach straight from the bible!
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Great Motty, have you heard of these two links?
***links advertising non-LBC denominations removed by moderator***
I hope these help you grow as they have with me.
Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Rom 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
Rom 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. Rom 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more -
02-17-2015, 01:17 PM
I have decided to send you a friend request, everyone deserves a little encouragement and if they were hanging around with the wrong types in the past a quiet word might be enough to redirect their direction in the future. Or not (of course that is a possibiblity too) it is so sad
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