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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 07-09-2014, 05:11 AM

I just heard that the father of the bride at the white wedding I was invited to issued a godly whipping on his daughter for inviting me an african american to the wedding as a guest.
Doesn't that sound crazy?!?!?!
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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 07-09-2014, 05:16 AM

I'm a Christian! I would never rape white wimminz and steal pies.
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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 07-09-2014, 05:20 AM

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I'm a Christian! I would never rape white wimminz and steal pies.
I would have said, "or steal pies", but I'm not trying to slip anything past our hosts here.


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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 07-09-2014, 05:21 AM

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I just heard that the father of the bride at the white wedding I was invited to issued a godly whipping on his daughter for inviting me an african american to the wedding as a guest.
Doesn't that sound crazy?!?!?!
Oh here, I'll translate it for you:
Father of da bride that ya was gonna rape, y'all, gave 'er a beatin' coz of da wack choice of 'ers to invite yo to da wedding when yo would likely rape 'er or steal 'er family's bling.


Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 07-09-2014, 05:22 AM

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I'm a Christian! I would never rape white wimminz and steal pies.
You're a nigra and not a Christian yet. So for all we know, you could rape white women and steal pies...


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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 07-09-2014, 05:42 AM

Why would I rape OR steal? I'm attractive and never had any problems attracting women. I also work for a living and can buy my pies.
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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 07-09-2014, 05:47 AM

The father assumed that just because I'm the color of Adam and Eve that I was up to no good. Just because I'm a beautiful brown doesn't mean I'm going to commit crimes.
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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 07-11-2014, 11:25 PM

Christian warriors! Time for us to march against the racist man that had me jailed!!! Who is marching with me?!?!?!?
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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 02-06-2015, 08:04 PM

I bet ya'll would be upset if Herman Cain or Ben Carson or Allen West were kicked out of a True Christian wedding for suspicion of negro behavior!!
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Default Re: Future janitor at Landover!! - 02-06-2015, 09:40 PM

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I bet ya'll would be upset if Herman Cain or Ben Carson or Allen West were kicked out of a True Christian wedding for suspicion of negro behavior!!
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You're a nigra and not a Christian yet.
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