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RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-19-2007, 09:35 AM
I recently heard about an Amnesty for Rabbits.
Of course, I was deeply concerned about this as my Rabbit Casserole is one of the Pastor's favorite dishes and I go out and personally hunt the little critters myself. A Heart and Lung shot usually does the trick in one, or a Head shot usually takes them out.
Hit one in the Gut and it usually goes off screaming back into the bushes to die a long painful death before it gets taken by another Animal. The other downside is that a Gut shot ruins the meat if you happen to catch it afterwards.
Anyway, The Rabbit Amnesty isn't about the fluffy Bunny type at all, and I have to say I am most disgusted to have found the truth about this sordid idea.
This link is only for men with a strong disposition so you can see for yourself why I am so disgusted; and certainly not recommended for ladies like myself with a weak stomach.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-19-2007, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
I recently heard about an Amnesty for Rabbits.
Of course, I was deeply concerned about this as my Rabbit Casserole is one of the Pastor's favorite dishes and I go out and personally hunt the little critters myself. A Heart and Lung shot usually does the trick in one, or a Head shot usually takes them out.
Hit one in the Gut and it usually goes off screaming back into the bushes to die a long painful death before it gets taken by another Animal. The other downside is that a Gut shot ruins the meat if you happen to catch it afterwards.
Anyway, The Rabbit Amnesty isn't about the fluffy Bunny type at all, and I have to say I am most disgusted to have found the truth about this sordid idea.
This link is only for men with a strong disposition so you can see for yourself why I am so disgusted; and certainly not recommended for ladies like myself with a weak stomach.
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OK, I am thoroughly GROSSED OUT and I had to give you 500 infraction points for posting that sickening mess in GOD'S forum. It's clear those things have to kept OFF OF THE MARKET or an entire generation of young women........and in Britain, men as well......could be completely corrupted. I suggest we buy out the company and put an end to this by marketing only in heathen countries.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-19-2007, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Anyway, The Rabbit Amnesty isn't about the fluffy Bunny type at all, and I have to say I am most disgusted to have found the truth about this sordid idea.
This link is only for men with a strong disposition so you can see for yourself why I am so disgusted; and certainly not recommended for ladies like myself with a weak stomach.
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I am deeply worried about all this. How are they planning to dispose of all these abominable devices, which are specifically forbidden in Ezekiel 16:17? These things need to be utterly destroyed! Imagine the consequences if North Korea, or even worse, IRAN, got their hands on a stockpile of them!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-19-2007, 12:06 PM
I don't understand. What are those things? I thought maybe they were some new-age version of rabbit ears, but maybe not?
I blame the Clintons, in any event.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-19-2007, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
OK, I am thoroughly GROSSED OUT and I had to give you 500 infraction points for posting that sickening mess in GOD'S forum. It's clear those things have to kept OFF OF THE MARKET or an entire generation of young women........and in Britain, men as well......could be completely corrupted. I suggest we buy out the company and put an end to this by marketing only in heathen countries.
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Thank you so much for the Infraction Pastor.
I shall make sure there is a little something "extra" in YOUR C asser ole this weekend. It certainly won't require Batteries
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-19-2007, 01:49 PM
I always thought Bugs Bunny was part of the pro-fornification agenda, and now the evidence is starting to add up. I think.
You see, I'm no expert on animal penises, but it seems to me that these "rabbit vibrators" fail to be anatomically correct. So, is it a sin to make graven images that are too inaccurate to really count as graven images?
I'm not sure, but the people behind this scheme have clearly broken at least one of the Ten Commandments, and under a Bible-based government would be put to death.
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Re: RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-19-2007, 04:24 PM
If they're recycled, that means that part of those old 'rabbits' are going to be incorporated in your favorite new gadgets. I certainly hope I don't buy anything tainted by a 'bad rabbit'.
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Re: RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-27-2007, 08:50 PM
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If they're recycled, that means that part of those old 'rabbits' are going to be incorporated in your favorite new gadgets. I certainly hope I don't buy anything tainted by a 'bad rabbit'.
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Why don't you just get your little christian suicide bombers you've been planning for to blow them up....
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Re: RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-27-2007, 09:24 PM
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Why don't you just get your little christian suicide bombers you've been planning for to blow them up....
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What a great idea..
If only secular law didn't prohibit it and God has commanded that we obey secular law.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: RABBIT AMNESTY.................DISGUSTING!! -
10-27-2007, 11:38 PM
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Why don't you just get your little christian suicide bombers you've been planning for to blow them up....
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We've had some problems with that program. Medically implanting an explosive device in the body cavity of some unsaved sinner hasn't worked out too well; some of the lazy sinners just collapse in shock after implantation while others subjects are to disorientated from the anesthetics to be useful. Still, we work at it as Jesus wants us too.
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