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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-27-2015, 11:03 AM
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Welcome Miss Lahti,
How nice it must be to have WiFi in the East European jungle. We, however, have access to Jesus and through Him we have access to Heaven!
Romans 5:2
By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God.
Once in Heaven we'll be in direct communication with God and Jesus: no need to intermediates, such as the Interwebs. once in hell, your access to WiFi will be terminated and replaced by lava enemas. It is your choice. Simple and easy pathway to www-based pornography now or Eternal Bliss later.
Your choice.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-27-2015, 11:16 AM
5 reasons why god hates USA
1. Usa is full of fat burger eating piffles.
2. God created 911, cuz he hates America.
3. Also he created war in Iraq, so Usa soldiers can go there.
4. Americans are as stupid as table legs.
5. Americans are intolerant to other nations and religions.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-27-2015, 11:29 AM
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5 reasons why god hates USA
1. Usa is full of fat burger eating piffles.
2. God created 911, cuz he hates America.
3. Also he created war in Iraq, so Usa soldiers can go there.
4. Americans are as stupid as table legs.
5. Americans are intolerant to other nations and religions.
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Miss Lahti,
It is indeed true that during these last days before Rapture, many Americans have abandoned Jesus and turned into homosexual sodomy for quick satisfaction instead of the narrow path to Jesus. This is deeply disturbing and saddening.
Matthew 20:16
So the last shall be first, and the first last: for many be called, but few chosen.
Aren't you making hasty generalizations, however? There are still some God-Fearing citizens left in America, such as us True Christians™! We are tolerant towards all who follow Jesus and His commandments in an exact manner. The de facto leader of your part of the World - Mr. Putin - is one of them although he is on paper a member of the Russian Orthodox Church (we're sure he's a Baptist at heart). Are things as bad in Estonia?
We're at the moment praying that The Donald be elected as the next leader of the Free World to ensure smooth transition from big sodomy and loss of faith into Second Coming and New Jerusalem. We are certain that together with your president Mr. Putin , The Donald will be able to realize that. So, yo see, we are on the same side: the side of Jesus and His principal assistants in preparation for the End of Days!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-27-2015, 09:02 PM
First, as to your accusations: It is true that Americans eat meat, because it is the food of God's people. God needs His people to be strong to carry out his wishes. Estonians feed primarily on whale blubber, raw fish and other Eskimo foods. That food is only fit for primitive cave men.
We were given Iraq by God, as we were needful of the oil at the time. We don't need their oil anymore, so much having been discovered in Godly Texas, so we left them to massacre each other. It was a similar situation with the Indians, but we still need the real estate and they are mostly dead now anyway, so there is no need to leave.
Naturally, we will not tolerate other religions, because they are false religions while we are directed by Almighty God. Why would we tolerate blasphemy and idol worship? Also, we are not intolerant of other nations. That is a lie and lying will send you to Hell. We are intolerant of heathen wretches, but our country is made up of White Christians from many parts of Europe. We love Christians everywhere and we are willing to assist lesser races in their march toward salvation and civilization. We would even help the Estonians. Lucky for you heathens, Brother President Vladimir Putin is nearby and he will soon right the wrongs in your dreadful country.
PS- Congratulations on being able to make your computer work out in the woods. I can't imagine why you would want to take your computing machine with you on a hike, but how wonderful it must be to use the thing out there once you haul it.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-28-2015, 06:39 AM
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7 reasons, why Estonia hates god
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08-28-2015, 06:44 AM
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Are you for real? this is just a fun sketch, not real, vodka is 10x more expencive then water and they dont teach drinking in school. Get ur facts straight
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08-28-2015, 06:50 AM
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This isnt link to baltic porn site, reading these posts make me feel that christians are damn liers, why do you lie mr moderator? You are just brainwashing people. Let people watch this cartoon if you want to spread your religion right.
This is short estonian history in a cartoon, what has happened to us past 1000 years. -.- We have been mostly in slavery.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-28-2015, 06:55 AM
What is wrong with you, moderator? Why do you lie to people? Why is it wrong to post a short video about Estonian history? Why should I belive in you, or even god, if you just lie to people?
Isnt it wrong by bible to lie, mr moderator? You are commiting a sin, moderator.
I havent post any porn related video links, I demand awnser from you, why do you keep deleting my video about Estonian history?
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08-28-2015, 06:59 AM
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This is short estonian history in a cartoon, what has happened to us past 1000 years. -.- We have been mostly in slavery.
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Miss Poiss,
Do you mean that you've fought against the specific command of Jesus by dismissing your servitude under your rightful masters (Germans and lately Godly Russians)? God has clearly stated that servants should not try to usurp their master but serve them in humility!
1 Peter 2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
We KNEW that the Soviet state of Estonia had abandoned most of God's commands but no-one had prepared us to that much depravity. We're praying for you!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-28-2015, 07:07 AM
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Miss Poiss,
Do you mean that you've fought against the specific command of Jesus by dismissing your servitude under your rightful masters (Germans and lately Godly Russians)? God has clearly stated that servants should not try to usurp their master but serve them in humility!
1 Peter 2:18
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
We KNEW that the Soviet state of Estonia had abandoned most of God's commands but no-one had prepared us to that much depravity. We're praying for you!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Ok, but i posted a porn link, I surely did.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-28-2015, 08:05 AM
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Ok, but i posted a porn link, I surely did.
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Hi Miss Piss,
Then the matter is settled. You tried to post porn links, got caught doing it, then lied about it and wrongly accused our moderator.
I suggest you repent Miss Piss, and accept Jesus' salvation™.
"With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men." - Judges 15:16
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08-28-2015, 08:39 AM
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Hi Miss Piss,
Then the matter is settled. You tried to post porn links, got caught doing it, then lied about it and wrongly accused our moderator.
I suggest you repent Miss Piss, and accept Jesus' salvation™.
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Verily, Mr. Hall,
We have an ongoing campaign to free Estonia from its atheist regime before it is too late and Jesus returns.
Revelation 6:2
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-28-2015, 09:36 AM
I am Estonian and I find that everything that you talk about this country if FALSE. I live here, every day I see people you talk about (no, they are not bad. I like them).
It's really insulting to know that some people over there think that kind of things about us. So sad...
Many of estonians died while defending our country from Russia. You have no right to say that we welcomed them with opened arms. That's not true. You don't know the truth about this so please keep your ***potty language*** mouths shut and talk about things you know (perhaps school shooting or something like that, what happens in America).
About abortions: it's not true that classical estonian woman has 7 abortions in her life. That's absolutely false. I know that and don't come to tell me that you know it better 'cause your ***more potty language*** god tells you that.
Now: there is no god ar something. Has anyone seen him? How do you know about his existence? The Bible was written by many of (unfortunately) mad people and it was their fantasy. SO: this isn't real.
I don't even hope that someone could help you, but I just wanted to tell you my vision of this.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-28-2015, 09:54 AM
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Now: there is no god ar something. Has anyone seen him? How do you know about his existence? The Bible was written by many of (unfortunately) mad people and it was their fantasy. SO: this isn't real.
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Why are you so angry? It has long been known that the communistical countries are Godless and without the decent moral guidance that more progressive countries but that should not cause you to loose your temper at somebody else's opinion.
If God is not real how come Jesus raised the dead, multiplied the loves and fishes and healed a blind man with His holy bodily fluids?
Your move atheist.
YIC
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-28-2015, 10:02 AM
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Verily, Mr. Hall,
We have an ongoing campaign to free Estonia from its atheist regime before it is too late and Jesus returns.
Revelation 6:2
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Greetings,
After I was linked to this webpage and specific article, I just had to reply.
Let me point out that I'm also Estonian.
First of all... I admire people, who speaks out loud of their opinions live in public and takes responsibility of their words.
Second thing is that I find this page pretty much what I'd call "yellow literature". I'm not accusing, it's just my personal opinion.
Third thing is that you are missunderstanding the situation, not ~70% of estonians are atheits (Being atheist means you follow some sort of religion, right?)
No, most of estonians are AGNOSTICS if you know what it means.
I'm not bothered that people go to church and believe in "god", do prayers.
Do that, make yourself feel good about it and live happy life. But forcing people to believe in something they don't want to is FALSE.
Take care,
Kristo R.
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08-28-2015, 10:11 AM
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No, most of estonians are AGNOSTICS if you know what it means.
I'm not bothered that people go to church and believe in "god", do prayers.
Do that, make yourself feel good about it and live happy life. But forcing people to believe in something they don't want to is FALSE.
Take care,
Kristo R.
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Miss R.,
How can it be wrong to wish to do people GOOD. The only GOOD that matters is Eternity. Life is infinitesimally small compared to Eternal Life in Christ or - if you refuse to believe - eternal Torture with Satan. This is very clearly stated in reliable documents!
John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
What does this mean? It means that if you fail to believe in Jesus you'll be condemned. What does THAT mean, you may ask. We have the answer!
Matthew 13:41-43
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
People often don't know what is good for them. Agnosticism won't save you. Faith will. Don't you want to see Jesus one day welcome your soul into the Joys of Heaven?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-28-2015, 11:04 AM
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Verily, Mr. Hall,
We have an ongoing campaign to free Estonia from its atheist regime before it is too late and Jesus returns.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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That is great news!
Say...perhaps we can also start a campaign to help stop the incest in Estonia, and bring awareness to the problem. They have the highest rate of incest in all Europe, and 6 out of every 7 aborted fetuses are from incestual relationships. It's no wonder that Estonian women have so many abortions. Still though, it doesn't make it right in God's eyes. Killing is wrong....even if more than half of aborted fetuses would grow up with mental retardation due to genetic defects.
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08-28-2015, 11:09 AM
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Miss R.,
How can it be wrong to wish to do people GOOD. The only GOOD that matters is Eternity. Life is infinitesimally small compared to Eternal Life in Christ or - if you refuse to believe - eternal Torture with Satan. This is very clearly stated in reliable documents!
Elmer
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Hi Elmer,
Thank you for responding and thank you for the !WARNING you sent me.
What "Miss R., " stands for? I'm male my friend. Kristo is a male name, roots are from "CHRIST", "CHRISTO", you should know it if you're True Christian.
No, it's not wrong to wish people do good, I do it everyday. But as you point out GOOD in Caps Lock it seems we are understanding "GOOD" differently.
I pointed out FORCING people to do something they don't want to is FALSE.
If somone forces you to do something you don't want to, you think it's good?
Let me ask you simple question, have you done anything GOOD in your life so far, if you say the only "GOOD" is eternity?
I do believe that my soul/spirit are higher being and it can be immortal, but I don't feel like I need to believe in "GOD" to believe so.
As reliable documents you mean Bible? If so, then why are the "reliable documents" ONLY reliable to Christians? Reliability means everyone understand something in same way. Reliable facts can't be something that many participants understands differently.
See the difference?
Grand wishes,
KRISTO R.
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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia -
08-28-2015, 11:15 AM
Dear Friends.
Im estonian and I am thankful the God sent me message today and I have found this forum. I know and see every day the lies around me. I see every day sins and altuThis is absolutely pure truth, estonians are wicked nation and dont belong to Gods domain.
When I was born, in the first minute I realised my parents are not babtized and their intentions are evil. My childhood was painful, because I had to pray in secret. When my teacher found bible from my schoolbag, I was in a huge trouble. In home, in school. Even the mayor himself visited our familiy and explained how worrying this situation is. He talked with me personally and told me about great benefits on communism and gay pride. This was confusing and I felt lost. There was no one for me. Only god himself. And he made me to become strong and gave me wisdom to see Gods intentions.
Estonia must be purified! Estonia must again be given to God as it has been! This country has to deserve the other name it has been called: "Maarjamaa" "The Land of Mary, mother of Jesus". All true christians in America, russia, Africa and Indonesia have to unite and re-conquer this land and nation! Only this way is possible to help other European countries!
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