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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-24-2012, 05:39 AM
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Um that is unfortunately a man i am deeply ashamed to say
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Who are you replying to? Are you one of those retard gingers that just shout out random words? I think you have the Toorhetts Syndromes.
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09-24-2012, 05:54 AM
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Hi, Justin. Who are you talking to/about? If you use the "Quote" button (at the bottom right of each post) it will be a lot clearer.
If you're talking about Carrot Top, why does it make you "deeply ashamed" that he has (I am assuming, I must admit) at least one Y chromosome?
Back to the topic (thread derailments are not looked on kindly here): do you claim to have evidence that gingers have souls?
Your user name implies that you are at most 15 years old. The registration agreement you electronically signed to create your account states that you must be 18 or over to post here, sorry. Sweet Baby Jesus hates liars, you know (bahahahaha I still can't say that with a straight face ).
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I did not choose this name nor did lie that i am 40 and if you want proof that gingers have souls give me proof that you yourself have a soul with other sources besides the bible which can not be proven nor dis proven give me undeniable proof and before i get banned from this racist sexist godforsakken website i challenge you to prove that god exists i want undeniable proof that cant be disproven by science and dont give me the "prove to me he doesn't " christian babble and if i burn in hell so be it but you will to what ever happend to gid loves everyone its people like you who give other christians bad names oh and go tell the guy who hit his wife he can go burn in hell along with the rest of us like the video game players or the catholics or jews with which brings me to my next point jesus himself was a jewish person because he couldn't of been a christian because christians belive and pray to christ he couldnt of worshipped hime self because that is a so called sin so all of you can go crucify your selves
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-24-2012, 06:16 AM
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I did not choose this name nor did lie that i am 40 and if you want proof that gingers have souls give me proof that you yourself have a soul with other sources besides the bible which can not be proven nor dis proven give me undeniable proof and before i get banned from this racist sexist godforsakken website i challenge you to prove that god exists i want undeniable proof that cant be disproven by science and dont give me the "prove to me he doesn't " christian babble and if i burn in hell so be it but you will to what ever happend to gid loves everyone its people like you who give other christians bad names oh and go tell the guy who hit his wife he can go burn in hell along with the rest of us like the video game players or the catholics or jews with which brings me to my next point jesus himself was a jewish person because he couldn't of been a christian because christians belive and pray to christ he couldnt of worshipped hime self because that is a so called sin so all of you can go crucify your selves
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Mr. Willis, you are very rude, and should go back to whatever vile perversions you fill your pathetic day with.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-24-2012, 07:07 AM
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Mr. Willis, you are very rude, and should go back to whatever vile perversions you fill your pathetic day with.
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Still no proof? Great
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09-24-2012, 07:09 AM
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Still no proof? Great
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If you would like proof, please consult your 1611 King James Bible.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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09-24-2012, 07:20 AM
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If you would like proof, please consult your 1611 King James Bible.
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Oh im sorry you cant read but i said not from the bible
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09-24-2012, 07:42 AM
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Oh im sorry you cant read but i said not from the bible
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I can obviously read, my friend, or we would not be having this conversation. Please try to stay in touch with reality.
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Please excuse me for believing His Holy Word, and not you.
Lastly, sir, I suggest you correct your tone, or I may be forced to rebuke you.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-24-2012, 07:46 AM
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I did not choose this name...
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Bullshit.
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... nor did lie that i am 40...
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Bullshit.
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...and if you want proof that gingers have souls give me proof that you yourself have a soul...
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That's not the offer that was made. Too bad, so sad. Don't like it? Feel free to go away.
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...with other sources besides the bible which can not be proven nor dis proven give me undeniable proof...
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No. You've already been warned about derailing threads. Some of the admins here are not as tolerant as I am.
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FTFY.
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... i challenge you to prove that god exists i want undeniable proof that cant be disproven by science...
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Doesn't exist, and the people here would not be interested in it anyway. Get a dictionary, look up "proof" and "faith", and see if you can work out the reason why yourself.
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... and dont give me the "prove to me he doesn't " christian babble...
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Whoever told you that you're in a position to make demands here lied to you.
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...what ever happend to gid loves everyone...
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Ask the liar (who never read the Bible) that told you that.
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... its people like you who give other christians bad names...
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It's not these people's fault that they're the only Biblically accurate Christians around. You really should read it sometime, if only to cure your own ignorance.
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...oh and go tell the guy who hit his wife he can go burn in hell along with the rest of us like the video game players or the catholics or jews with which brings me to my next point jesus himself was a jewish person because he couldn't of been a christian because christians belive and pray to christ he couldnt of worshipped hime self because that is a so called sin so all of you can go crucify your selves
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Blah blah blah. Go tell someone that cares (hint: that includes no one here ).
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-24-2012, 08:56 AM
Why is everybody ignoring my great idea for scientifically resolving this question once and for all?
We find a ginger.
We weigh 'im and slay 'im.
Then we weigh 'im again.
If he weighs 21 grams less, then he had a soul. If he weighs the same after death as he weighed before, then he didn't have a soul.
Naturally, with science, you have to repeat experiments over and over again, so I reckon we'd need to do this to about a hundred gingers just to be sure.
We can do this, though. We can put this question to rest.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-25-2012, 12:00 AM
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Doesn't exist, and the people here would not be interested in it anyway. Get a dictionary, look up "proof" and "faith", and see if you can work out the reason why yourself.
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You put a lot of faith into his intellectual abilities, Didymus.
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Why is everybody ignoring my great idea for scientifically resolving this question once and for all?
We find a ginger.
We weigh 'im and slay 'im.
Then we weigh 'im again.
If he weighs 21 grams less, then he had a soul. If he weighs the same after death as he weighed before, then he didn't have a soul.
Naturally, with science, you have to repeat experiments over and over again, so I reckon we'd need to do this to about a hundred gingers just to be sure.
We can do this, though. We can put this question to rest.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
09-25-2012, 12:54 AM
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Still no proof? Great
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What you talkin' about Willis?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
11-18-2012, 03:05 AM
C'mon, people! Someone out there must think they have proof that gingers have souls.
More than two months have passed since the original offer (Landover Baptist Church will be shut down, boarded up, all assets liquidated, and all staff immediately dismissed with no compensation, upon presentation of proof that gingers actually do have souls), with no takers. Not a one.
It's not like we're looking for proof that all gingers have souls, either. Seriously, look at this:
That poor, poor bunny <shudders>.
Right. Yeah, no, you don't have to prove that all gingers have souls. Just one. Any of them. There must be millions around the globe to choose from.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
02-26-2013, 09:08 PM
Still no evidence presented that gingers have souls even ONE ginger has a soul.
From all the squawking on the interwebs from gingers (and those who take pleasure in them) I figured we'd be swamped with candidates, but nothing after almost six months?
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
02-26-2013, 10:34 PM
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Still no evidence presented that gingers have souls even ONE ginger has a soul.
From all the squawking on the interwebs from gingers (and those who take pleasure in them) I figured we'd be swamped with candidates, but nothing after almost six months?
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Brother Faith came up with one way of proving it, but I don't think he wants to take down Landover and I haven't seen anyone taking up his experiment.
Biblically though....
Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
and the Bible does go out of it's way to point out that Esau was a ginger.
Genesis 25:25 And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment; and they called his name Esau.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
02-27-2013, 04:32 AM
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Genesis 25:25 And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment; and they called his name Esau.
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
02-28-2013, 04:40 AM
Wow! Prove me that black people, brunettes and blondes have a soul!
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02-28-2013, 04:46 AM
Of course black people have souls, you racist pig!
And blonde haired blue eyed people don't have souls? Jesus had blue eyes and blonde hair, you jerk.
I don't know if I can stand having such an ignorant person posting here.
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02-28-2013, 04:52 AM
Jesus, darling, stop with that crap. I was just quoting an example because color of the hair/skin or anything else doesn't matter, since it is determined by our chromosomes/paretns genetics. It is very... not lovingly of you to say that, you know? And calling people pig isn't very polite (at least, here in Brazil you'd probably be yelled at if you called anyone like that).
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Re: Prove that gingers have souls! -
02-28-2013, 06:35 AM
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Jesus, darling, stop with that crap. I was just quoting an example because color of the hair/skin or anything else doesn't matter, since it is determined by our chromosomes/paretns genetics. It is very... not lovingly of you to say that, you know? And calling people pig isn't very polite (at least, here in Brazil you'd probably be yelled at if you called anyone like that).
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"Darling" ??? Keep your hot-blooded latin lust under control, please.
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02-28-2013, 07:06 AM
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Jesus, darling, stop with that crap. I was just quoting an example because color of the hair/skin or anything else doesn't matter, since it is determined by our chromosomes/paretns genetics. It is very... not lovingly of you to say that, you know? And calling people pig isn't very polite (at least, here in Brazil you'd probably be yelled at if you called anyone like that).
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Very nice, but that has nothing to do with whether gingers have souls. As it seems you believe that they do, please present your evidence in support of that view.
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