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05-15-2008, 06:00 PM
I read my church's bulletin this morning and Rev Mark Rodimer put this in his Rant For THe Lord Collumn
Landover Baptist:Misguided CHurch or Psychotic Murderous Cult
by Reverend Mark Rodimer
Now as a Christian Minister I try to keep a level of calm and decorum but I get annoyed when a member of our church gets attacked by a church website. I am refering to Landover Baptist Church attacking one of our brothers. A month or so ago one of our many regular attendents Andrew Watkins went under cover and signed on as DrewzillaWWE to protest the unneccesary attacks that Landover have been delivering on pro wrestling, only to find that this "church forum" resorted to immature name calling changing his name to PimplezillaWWE and than having the gall to call him names like Zitzilla or Pustleface or Pizza Face. Does that sound at all like Christians? No it doesn't. These murderous con artists have made the mistake of attacking one of our own. It is time we fight back. Brothers and sisters. It is time to do the Lord's work and have these hethens removed.
They need to be taught not to mess with the children of THe Lord
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05-15-2008, 06:02 PM
Look pimplebuttWWE nobody care about your teeny booper temper tantrum.
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Re: About Time -
05-15-2008, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by PimplezillaWWE
I read my church's bulletin this morning and Rev Mark Rodimer put this in his Rant For THe Lord Collumn
Landover Baptist:Misguided CHurch or Psychotic Murderous Cult
by Reverend Mark Rodimer
Now as a Christian Minister I try to keep a level of calm and decorum but I get annoyed when a member of our church gets attacked by a church website. I am refering to Landover Baptist Church attacking one of our brothers. A month or so ago one of our many regular attendents Andrew Watkins went under cover and signed on as DrewzillaWWE to protest the unneccesary attacks that Landover have been delivering on pro wrestling, only to find that this "church forum" resorted to immature name calling changing his name to PimplezillaWWE and than having the gall to call him names like Zitzilla or Pustleface or Pizza Face. Does that sound at all like Christians? No it doesn't. These murderous con artists have made the mistake of attacking one of our own. It is time we fight back. Brothers and sisters. It is time to do the Lord's work and have these hethens removed.
They need to be taught not to mess with the children of THe Lord
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Really (Yawn)
What do you suggest we do?
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Re: About Time -
05-15-2008, 06:06 PM
I do not have pimples. That isnt a temper tantrum that is basically what was in the bulletin written by my esteemed Senior Pastor at my church. A man who I have alot of respect for. almsot as much as John Hagee or Jack Van Impe
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Re: About Time -
05-15-2008, 06:10 PM
I joined that site a year ago as an unbiased observer. THey gave me a moniker involving bedwetting just because I told them I do it sometimes, and than proceeded to attack me calling me a bedwetter based on that. I was happily rescued from their sick torture by being banned.
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Re: About Time -
05-15-2008, 06:17 PM
From Sarah:
Andrew I am glad you are doing the Lord's work and remaining on the website to drive it away and protect our children from their cult. BTW I am hoping this does not effect your coming to our 5th annual BBQ Sunday Morning. I am looking forward to hearing you read aloud "The Falling" your new story in the Brother Flint series. I enjoyed the last two.
Sarah I guarentee I will be there. I promise we will win out when these Psudians are driven from the Internet.
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Re: About Time -
05-15-2008, 06:59 PM
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From Sarah:
Andrew I am glad you are doing the Lord's work and remaining on the website to drive it away and protect our children from their cult. BTW I am hoping this does not effect your coming to our 5th annual BBQ Sunday Morning. I am looking forward to hearing you read aloud "The Falling" your new story in the Brother Flint series. I enjoyed the last two.
Sarah I guarentee I will be there. I promise we will win out when these Psudians are driven from the Internet.
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Do you normally talk to yourself?
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Re: About Time -
05-15-2008, 07:50 PM
Just repeating messeges I recieved from members of my church.
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Re: About Time -
05-15-2008, 08:57 PM
Does this Rodimer guy have a high school diploma? He certainly does not know how to spell or punctuate!
Forgot--you live in Georgia... .
By the way Andy, provide me with Rodimer's e-mail address and I will forward some of your posts. He will probably be happy to "out" you in his next column!
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Re: About Time -
05-15-2008, 09:26 PM
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From Sarah:
Andrew I am glad you are doing the Lord's work and remaining on the website to drive it away and protect our children from their cult. BTW I am hoping this does not effect your coming to our 5th annual BBQ Sunday Morning. I am looking forward to hearing you read aloud "The Falling" your new story in the Brother Flint series. I enjoyed the last two.
Sarah I guarentee I will be there. I promise we will win out when these Psudians are driven from the Internet.
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Who BBQs on Sunday morning?
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05-15-2008, 09:36 PM
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Who BBQs on Sunday morning?
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Re: About Time -
05-15-2008, 10:54 PM
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I joined that site a year ago as an unbiased observer. THey gave me a moniker involving bedwetting just because I told them I do it sometimes, and than proceeded to attack me calling me a bedwetter based on that. I was happily rescued from their sick torture by being banned.
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So you piss yourself too? That's hilarious. And you say you've already been banned from some other site? I guess that shows just how tolerant and loving we True Christians are, huh? We have treated you with nothing but respect since the day you arrived.
All I can say is that Jesus must really hate you boy. He cursed you with oozing sores all over your body and the bladder of a little girl.
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Re: About Time -
05-16-2008, 01:25 AM
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have these hethens removed.
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It's unfortunate about the head of your coven. The pastors at my church not only know Jesus, they also know how to spell "heathens".
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I am looking forward to hearing you read aloud "The Falling" your new story in the Brother Flint series.
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WHAT KIND OF SODOMEROTIC PORNOGRAPHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT PASTOR EZEKIEL FLINT?!?!?
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05-16-2008, 02:08 AM
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It's unfortunate about the head of your coven. The pastors at my church not only know Jesus, they also know how to spell "heathens".
WHAT KIND OF SODOMEROTIC PORNOGRAPHY ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT PASTOR EZEKIEL FLINT?!?!?
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1. Dorian Flint is the antichrist in a series of stories called "The Rising" I have 4 stories. One called "Guiding Me" Which begins the series. In the series the Rapture occurs. in my recent one Dorian Flint builds the One World Nation. His orginization brainwashes people into believing he is the Messiah. Meanwhile a group of underground Christians (Or as the OWN call them "Homers") attempt to expose Dorian for what he is. Especially a man called Andre Wallace. and btw I am in process of writing "Fallen Judgment"
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05-16-2008, 02:15 AM
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1. Dorian Flint is the antichrist in a series of stories called "The Rising" I have 4 stories. One called "Guiding Me" Which begins the series. In the series the Rapture occurs. in my recent one Dorian Flint builds the One World Nation. His orginization brainwashes people into believing he is the Messiah. Meanwhile a group of underground Christians (Or as the OWN call them "Homers") attempt to expose Dorian for what he is. Especially a man called Andre Wallace. and btw I am in process of writing "Fallen Judgment"
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You can't fool me. "Guiding Me" is a tale of an older pederast taking a young lad and introducing him to the sodomite deathstyle if ever I've heard one. There is no way "Dorian" Flint's last name is a coincidence. Stop fantasizing about Pastor Zeke and stop writing disgusting tales about him!
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05-16-2008, 02:42 AM
your weird delusions frighten me. You seem obsessed with male on male activity to the point where you accuse other people of desiring it. I feel almost bad that someone of your "station" would be so vile. and BTW Dorian is the antichrist.
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Re: About Time -
05-16-2008, 02:43 AM
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1. Dorian Flint is the antichrist in a series of stories called "The Rising" I have 4 stories. One called "Guiding Me" Which begins the series. In the series the Rapture occurs. in my recent one Dorian Flint builds the One World Nation. His orginization brainwashes people into believing he is the Messiah. Meanwhile a group of underground Christians (Or as the OWN call them "Homers") attempt to expose Dorian for what he is. Especially a man called Andre Wallace. and btw I am in process of writing "Fallen Judgment"
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Those sound like great stories. Are they published yet, because I'd really love to read them.
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Re: About Time -
05-16-2008, 02:54 AM
Did I read that correctly, Pimpzella is claiming to to be a writer? He's joking, right? I mean the man's spelling it is so pathetic it makes mine look good.
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Re: About Time -
05-16-2008, 02:54 AM
Dark Angel I only write for my church. However I am glad you are interested. alot of people who read them say its the best work of CHristian Fiction they have seen so far
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Re: About Time -
05-16-2008, 02:57 AM
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Dark Angel I only write for my church. However I am glad you are interested. alot of people who read them say its the best work of CHristian Fiction they have seen so far
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Now that is a plain cheep shot at Christianity.
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