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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-02-2018, 02:21 AM
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Which reminds me, how are the military parade preparations going?
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I've been working a lot on the military parade these past few days. A couple of weeks ago, the harlot Mayor of Washington DC proclaimed her city would not pay the cost of security and overtime for the parade. That cancelled the parade.
This act was a violation of the Mayoral Code of Conduct. I wrote this document and, so far as I know, it is followed by most every Mayor in the United States. It includes a requirement that every Mayor support and fund promotional events at the request of a Christian President. I did not name President Trump so there is nothing political about the Code.
The parade is on hold while I request a hearing on the DC Mayor's disregard for the Mayoral Code of Conduct. She will not get away with this.
DC mayor's office on Trump's military parade: 'He will have to pay for it'
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/lates...-politics.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-02-2018, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
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Now I'm offended by that article! My blood boiled when I saw this:
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Bowser said she opposes the parade regardless of the price.
She said that "as a taxpayer" she would rather see that money spent on other ways of honoring the military such as ensuring "no veteran goes homeless."
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This is ridiculous! There is no better way to honor our veterans than via a military parade. Homeless veterans are sore losers - no real hero suffers from PTSD, only the weaklings:
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-09-2018, 07:14 PM
I am offended by a new woman at church. I believe she is Philippian or Philemonese. When she ejaculates an "Amen!" she says "Aman" instead. She says "Praise the God!" instead of "Praise the Lord!"
I'm sure I heard her this morning say "Glory to Lord" instead of "Glory to God!" This is just annoying and offensive. She has slanted eyes and parks diagonally across a spot in the church lot. The LORD GOD must be shaking His Holy Head at all of this.
The lesser races are sometimes just really tough to tolerate.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-09-2018, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
She ... parks diagonally across a spot in the church lot.
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Oh, Brother Larry, I do sympathize. That must be The Second Most Annoying Thing Ever!!!!
Obviously I don't drive myself, except on our own property where there is always a man or boy around to rescue me. But in spite of many, many sermons about the need (in the absence of a male family member) to employ a male chauffeur, AND a fund set up by my dear husband to cover the costs for the more indigent among the congregation, there are still women - often menopausal or even older - who insist on driving themselves to church.
These women are so obsessed with arriving early (so as to bore poor Pastor Steve with their imaginary problems) that by the time we get there, the parking lot resembles a game of Pick-Up Sticks.
YiC
Joanna
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-11-2018, 02:29 PM
Dearest Sister
How thoughtful of you to emphasize with me. Truly your husband is a lucky man. So are your lithe and handsome sons. Say, about the boys: I am planning to be in your area soon. How about I take them shooting for a little while during my trip? I hope we can meet for a few hours and then I could load them in the car and head off to enjoy our guns and then maybe some fresh strawberries and cream?
Again thanks for your reply.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-11-2018, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Say, about the boys: I am planning to be in your area soon. How about I take them shooting for a little while during my trip? I hope we can meet for a few hours and then I could load them in the car and head off to enjoy our guns and then maybe some fresh strawberries and cream?
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What a perfectly lovely idea! You may have problems bringing your weapons into England, but we can supply everything you need. My boys are skilled marksmen and I hope you will be impressed at the way they work as a team, quick as bunnies, covering each other's backs at all times. They want to know if you scuba dive, as they'd like to take you spear-fishing in the English Channel.
As you are not accustomed to driving on the left-hand side of the road (yes, I am afraid that this is still a socialist country), we will provide a driver. And if my husband is available then he will join you. Indeed, he says he will make a point of being available!
The strawberry season is sadly drawing to a close, so I hope you like blackberries? Just don't pick the ones by the side of the road, where people have been walking their dogs.
We all look forward to welcoming you, especially little Hannah who is already knitting you a sweater. At least, I think that's what it is. I hope you like lime green?
With sisterly affection,
Joanna
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-11-2018, 09:15 PM
I just can’t impose on your husband, dear sister. Skilled marksmen are they? Oh dear...I just realized I am due in Ohio on the dates I planned to go to the UK. But say, let’s plan on another day soon.
It will bless me greatly if sweet Hannah would donate the sweater to the homeless.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-13-2018, 03:24 AM
Hermit crabs.
When I thought regular crabs were bad, those hermit crabs will crawl into any warm place and expect free heat and government hand outs.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-19-2018, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?
The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.
A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.
The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.
The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.
A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.
NBC's Rainbow Logo.
The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.
The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.
The length of the bartender's shorts.
Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.
Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.
The Steelers winning.
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This website is what I'm offended by right now currently.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-19-2018, 02:05 AM
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This website is what I'm offended by right now currently.
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So contribute something to the conversation that isn't self-righteous opinion, or go away. You will not be missed.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-19-2018, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by IwillTumblrShameYou
This website is what I'm offended by right now currently.
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Why on earth would you be offended by a website that is filled with the wisdom of God and his True Christians? I don't understand...
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-19-2018, 11:45 PM
I'm offended about the public outcry over the most recent Facebook news (I apologize for not linking to the original article, but I cannot access it because NY Times put up a paywall - another thing which I find offensive):
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Originally Posted by BBC News
Facebook has been caught on the back foot again over its data privacy practices, following an investigation by the New York Times.
The newspaper has disclosed fresh details about ways the social network shared access to users' data with other tech firms, including Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, Netflix, Spotify and Yandex...
Examples given by the NYT include allowing others' products the ability to read users' private messages and to see the names, contact details and activities of their friends.
Facebook's handling of the matter has drawn criticism, including tweets from its own former chief security officer Alex Stamos, who has called on it to disclose more details about what special access it provided to whom.
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Seriously? It's almost 2019, and people are still acting surprised when someone shows you that Facebook screws you over, and over, and over again? No deja-vu feeling? Nothing? Do all Facebook users suffer from Alzheimer's or something?
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-20-2018, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I'm offended about the public outcry over the most recent Facebook news (I apologize for not linking to the original article, but I cannot access it because NY Times put up a paywall - another thing which I find offensive):
Seriously? It's almost 2019, and people are still acting surprised when someone shows you that Facebook screws you over, and over, and over again? No deja-vu feeling? Nothing? Do all Facebook users suffer from Alzheimer's or something?
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Thank you, Sister Basilissa, for telling us of your outrage. All of us are outraged at Face Book. Face Book has made no effort whatsoever to keep atheists from posting their blasphemy on its pages.
Through political channels I have access to sources where I can obtain articles like this one. Here it is:
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/19/t...ion=Technology
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-21-2018, 07:50 AM
I'm offended that some anti-American, Christ-hating monster came into my establishment, the Blood of Christ Motel, and wished me "Happy Holidays!" Happy holidays? But what happy holy day?
Ramadan? This is not an ISIS training camp!
Hannukah? Does this look like a bank or a Hollywood studio to you?
Kwanzaa? I ought to slap you for comparing my place of business to a crack house!
Why not specify the only one that won't get you sent to hell? CHRISTmas! He might as well have ripped my cross down from the wall of the motel lobby and used it to sodomize himself, because he did it in spirit if not in deed. I gave him the room with the draft I haven't fixed yet. It'll be a cold one tonight, but the fires of Hell should warn him up.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
12-22-2018, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
Right now, I am offended by the following. What about you, brothers and sisters?
The Hugh Heffner commercial on football.
A Levi's Jeans interracial kiss on a commercial.
The singing of Berlin's Take My Breath Away the sodomite Top Gun theme song.
The constant cramming of the homosexual lifestyle down our throats with the Prius commercials.
A commercial in which people ripped their clothes off in a Jack in the Box ad. You on the east coast were spared from this perversion.
NBC's Rainbow Logo.
The guy next to me didn't take off his hat during the singing of The National Anthem.
The guy next to me didn't pray before he ate.
The length of the bartender's shorts.
Ben Roethlisberger's satanic hand gesture at the end of the game. Very, very offended here.
Andrea Kramer being so old as a sideline reporter.
The Steelers winning.
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I had to look up Ben Roethlisberger and still don't know who he is but he looks as though he could do sport. At this time of year I have to meet up in places I wouldn't normally frequent and apart from the "interaction" between people who should be in homes of some sort it's the expert commentary on sporting topics from individuals obviously incapable of playing any sport ever I find not only highly amusing but also highly offensive.
Leviticus 19:11 Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
01-07-2019, 07:20 PM
I am deeply offended by the TSA sickout.
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Hundreds of Transportation Security Administration officers, who are required to work without paychecks through the partial government shutdown, have called out from work this week from at least four major airports, according to two senior agency officials and three TSA employee union officials.The mass call outs could inevitably mean air travel is less secure, especially as the shutdown enters its second week with no clear end to the political stalemate in sight.
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Come on, people!!! While I have not suffered the effects of a shutdown, what if I had to travel - that would be such an inconvenience, to have to stand in even longer lines just because of some TSA agents who don't want to work without receiving pay!
This is ridiculous. Don't they know that they should not ask what the country can do for them????
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
01-08-2019, 10:39 AM
It's pretty sick. If air travel is unsafe simply go by boat. Or drive. Timeshare aircraft are available for intercontinental air-links.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
01-11-2019, 05:43 AM
I am offended by a certain person’s wedding plans; I will not mention names but be assured my offense is well taken.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
01-11-2019, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
I am offended by a certain person’s wedding plans; I will not mention names but be assured my offense is well taken.
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01-11-2019, 01:02 PM
Fusion cuisine has gone out of control:
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