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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
12-25-2013, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by FurryFag
First, it's not called Poker man. It's Pokaman. Plus I'm queer and have played it, and have found nothing wrong with the game. It goes against everything you believe, sure. But I don't think in my opinion it's bad. Plus, I'm a queer like all furries.
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Well, if anyone needs an endorsement for throwing their lives away and making a colossal fool of themselves as they sashay their way to the Fiery Pits of Hell, this is it!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
12-25-2013, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by FurryFag
I'm queer .........Plus, I'm a queer like all furries.
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Where do you get off, pal?
This is a Christian website for Christians. My eager young, cleaning limbed young Nephew reads these pages.
Thanks to your flagrant abuse of forum guidelines by posting gaywise promogulationalisations means that I now have to explain to an 11 year old why some men use each other faces and mouth and anuses! for a repository for man seed.
How am I supposed to explain to his mum how he knows about that kind of thing.
You've got some nerve, mate.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
12-27-2013, 02:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Where do you get off, pal?
This is a Christian website for Christians. My eager young, cleaning limbed young Nephew reads these pages.
Thanks to your flagrant abuse of forum guidelines by posting gaywise promogulationalisations means that I now have to explain to an 11 year old why some men use each other faces and mouth and anuses! for a repository for man seed.
How am I supposed to explain to his mum how he knows about that kind of thing.
You've got some nerve, mate.
YIC
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Oops. I'm doing this on a HTC One, so spell check is terrible. What I ment to say was I am a quiet person when it comes to video games.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
12-27-2013, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by FurryFag
Oops. I'm doing this on a HTC One, so spell check is terrible. What I ment to say was I am a quiet person when it comes to video games.
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
01-02-2014, 05:42 PM
i grew up playing pokemon and loved it the anime is about a boy and his relationship with friends did you ever watch a full episode ash loves his pokemon also this fourm is full of racisim sexism tc. -from a athiest & gay pokemon master
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
01-02-2014, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Redthepokemonmaster
i grew up playing pokemon and loved it the anime is about a boy and his relationship with friends did you ever watch a full episode ash loves his pokemon also this fourm is full of racisim sexism tc. -from a athiest & gay pokemon master
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I give up. I see that "athiests" don't care about grammar and spelling rules the same way as they don't care about morality and obeying God's rules.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
01-03-2014, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I give up. I see that "athiests" don't care about grammar and spelling rules the same way as they don't care about morality and obeying God's rules.
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What rules if God had made rules he wouldn't of put them in a giant book he would've stored them in every person's brain
1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
01-03-2014, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Redthepokemonmasterbator
What rules if God had made rules he wouldn't of put them in a giant book he would've stored them in every person's brain
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What if down was up and up was down?
You homersexurals just crack me up. You'll say and do anything to try and avoid God's Love.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
01-03-2014, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Redthepokemonmasterbator
What rules if God had made rules he wouldn't of put them in a giant book he would've stored them in every person's brain
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And you know that because you're so brilliant that you know how/what God thinks?
Atheists!.... I'm beginning to believe that these creatures really devolved from monkeys. (Devolved because any monkey is smarter than all atheists together).
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
05-01-2014, 02:15 AM
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I sentence you to pain and turmoil.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
05-01-2014, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by ass pollyp
I sentence you to pain and turmoil.
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Your silly voodoo Barbie doll curses won't work on such a True Christian™ pastor and close, personal friend of Jesus like Pastor Zeke.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
05-01-2014, 02:28 AM
1 Corinthians 14:34
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
05-01-2014, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by ass pollyp
1 Corinthians 14:34
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I'm always reverently silent in church. Just ask Mr. Etheldreda.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
05-01-2014, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ass pollyp
1 Corinthians 14:34
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She's pointing out you're curse of ill will is not going to work on a true Christian
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
05-01-2014, 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I'm always reverently silent in church. Just ask Mr. Etheldreda.
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I know this fool, he walked in a church with a case of beer and slapped the preacher.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Unsaved trash, filthy degenerate godmocker
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
05-01-2014, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I'm always reverently silent in church. Just ask Mr. Etheldreda.
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Thanks, he Just got out of jail.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
05-01-2014, 03:12 AM
I read his intro I would like to let you know he's my twin brother, his name is not Curtis it's Kevin he stole my Facebook, and took stupid evil pictures. I'm sorry you had to deal with him.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
06-07-2014, 05:52 AM
Hi. This is my first post here, just to get out that of the way. Pokemon is this. You can claim "Pokermans" to train and level up. You also can live with them and make a bond with them. Got it? Cool.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
06-07-2014, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Axel The Lucario
Got it? Cool.
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Nup.
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Re: Pokemon Teaches Your Children Worship Satan -
06-08-2014, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven
Nup.
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Wow, I be nice and I get a infraction and this.
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