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Pie Introducing myself - 04-29-2017, 09:32 AM

Hello everybody,

My name is Felicité, i am a 22 years old french girl seeking to hold her faith as tight as possible.

Living in France is a huge disadvantage, my poor father has a very hard time finding a True Christian™ that will become my husband. Not to mention i'm getting older every year and i'm really afraid no men will ever want me if this goes on. The lack of True Christians™ in this country is what led me to use this ocean of filth called internet to reach the lighthouse that is your forum.

I am not saying that i'm on this forum to find a husband, i am just trying to feel less lonely as a believer.

My favourite verse from KJV bible is Romans 8:25 - But if we hope for that we see not, [then] do we with patience wait for [it].

Oh, and i forgot to mention, baking pies is my favourite hobby ! (cherry ones).

I hope my english is understandable, in France it is not a priority in school to teach our Lord's language, i had to teach myself.


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Default Re: Introducing myself - 04-29-2017, 02:07 PM

Bonjour Felicité and to our friendly forum!

I hope you will find this forum to be the safe haven from all of the wild unsaved running your country.

I am looking forward towards reading more of your contributions. Post wisely and cite the Bible often!
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Default Re: Introducing myself - 04-29-2017, 02:45 PM

Thank you for a polite introduction, if you've read a few of the threads you will see that some visitors get very rude!

I have visited France and you have my sympathy trying to find Jesus among all the worshippers of false prophets. And what a lot there are to choose from! Quite apart from the imported ones, whose followers haven't stopped murdering one another over succession rights for a single century, there is no shortage of native European idols to confound the genuine seeker and I trust that what little advice we can offer will be of benefit.


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3 My tears have been my meat day and night, while they continually say unto me, Where is thy God?
4 When I remember these things , I pour out my soul in me: for I had gone with the multitude, I went with them to the house of God, with the voice of joy and praise, with a multitude that kept holyday.
5 Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted in me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him for the help of his countenance.



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Default Re: Introducing myself - 04-29-2017, 03:13 PM

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Thank you for a polite introduction, if you've read a few of the threads you will see that some visitors get very rude!

I have visited France and you have my sympathy trying to find Jesus among all the worshippers of false prophets. And what a lot there are to choose from! Quite apart from the imported ones, whose followers haven't stopped murdering one another over succession rights for a single century, there is no shortage of native European idols to confound the genuine seeker and I trust that what little advice we can offer will be of benefit.

PSALM 42 . KJV . look up
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My soul thirsteth for God, for the living God: when shall I come and appear before God?
3 My tears have been my meat day and night, while they continually say unto me, Where is thy God?
4 When I remember these things , I pour out my soul in me: for I had gone with the multitude, I went with them to the house of God, with the voice of joy and praise, with a multitude that kept holyday.
5 Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted in me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him for the help of his countenance.

Welcome to Landover.

Thanks you for sharing that psalm with me, it feels very inspiring !
I had the time to look for some other introduction threads, and indeed, some visitors are very rude.

But thanks to the Lord who decided to send me in this country of sinners, I managed to ignore them, as I know they will rot in hell in the afterlife.

Fighting while being lonely is rough to handle mentally, at least for me. When i'm in a sad mood I kneel in my prayer closet and remind myself of that verse

James 1:12
- Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.


Thank you for welcoming me, it feels heartwarming


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Default Re: Introducing myself - 04-29-2017, 03:19 PM

Welcome then, Felicite. This is the most highly regarded forum for the advancement of Christian thought and God's word in the entire world and we are friendly here. We are very concerned by the recent loss of large areas of your country to godless Muhammedeans who have taken over most of your larger cities. Are you menaced by these barbaric and wild Arabs where you live? In times past, when France had a few Christians, great heroes would arise to defend France from the ravages of the Musselman invaders. Charles the Hammer comes to mind as an example. Since those days, the French have perfected the surrender and, apparently, such heroes have all moved to a more salubrious location.

We here are far from France and forced to get information about your unfortunate country from the man on the six o'clock news. Those stories are highly suspect. Have the invaders imposed their Shirley law yet? Are you forced to wear Arab robes when you leave your home? Do they allow the native French to continue in their constant state of drunkenness or have they banned the wine yet? Who is Shirley anyway?

Please do tell us of your life in godless France. We are very interested in the happenings in the part of the world that isn't fortunate enough to be America.

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Default Re: Introducing myself - 04-29-2017, 03:34 PM

Welcome Miss Celestial! It is Trevor McGregor who addresses you and I am from Kingston Jamaica. I am a foreigner like you and I have come here to America for my education. I am now living in Georgetown which is part of Washington DC which is the capitol of Babylon. As a Black man I find Washington to be a better place to live than my previous home in Babylon which was Wisconsin because Wisconsin is very cold and full of white people. My new home is warmer but still cold and there are very many Black people here. There are also very many white girls here who find me very attractive. This has been very good for me. I am a member of Black Lives Matter and I am very active in the Democratic Party which is the party of the people. I am told that the French people are very fond of the Black man. Is that true?


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Fighting while being lonely is rough to handle mentally, at least for me. When i'm in a sad mood I kneel in my prayer closet and remind myself of that verse

James 1:12
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Yes, people who reject Jesus are missing out on so much. Imagine how He suffered there, suffering for me and I've accepted His sacrifice now although I wasn't even born then. But what about young Jacques the catholic, Egor the Russian orthodox or Ethel the English atheist?

Jesus knew all about them too, the lies they'd be taught AND WHICH THEY'D BELIEVE and that they would reject His suffering. Their sins could therefore never be forgiven no matter how much He endured. Jesus' agony would be multiplied many billions of times over anything we can imagine but Jacques and Egor would be following some other method. Satan designed that method to mock Jesus. Ethel of course does not believe anything. That includes sin. And Jesus knew that too, that although He was bearing the price of sin Ethel would just laugh in His face.




All across Northern Europe it's the same story. Heathens, atheists, Romish heretics, protestant heretics, secularism everywhere, adulterers parade themselves openly and no-one seems to care. But was Jesus' suffering all in vain? As He hung there dying He knew all these things, but died anyway. What humanist can say that!
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Have the invaders imposed their Shirley law yet? Are you forced to wear Arab robes when you leave your home? Do they allow the native French to continue in their constant state of drunkenness or have they banned the wine yet? Who is Shirley anyway?

Please do tell us of your life in godless France. We are very interested in the happenings in the part of the world that isn't fortunate enough to be America.

God Bless!

Well i'm avoiding at all cost to go outside when it's unnecessary. I keep the household for my father since my mother, may she rest in peace, died in a car accident.

Everytime i go outside i can feel those mujaihidins raping me with their eyes and thoughts, it's disgusting.

And the native french are indeed drunk quite often, but they are not much of a threat when they are drunk.. I guess it's the reason why we have mastered the surrender skill, and why mooslims are invading us so easily.

In 2 weeks France will elect its new president. One of the finalist is a women (yes i know...) but she reminds me of Trump, she wishes to send the sandnegroes back to the swamp from which they came. I really hope she will win over Emmanuel Macron. This guy is possessed by satan himself.

France has a chance to become a better place. I'm praying twice as hard to make that happen !


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I really hope she will win over Emmanuel Macron. This guy is possessed by satan himself.

We have got wind of this man- that he is a communist and that he is married to an old woman who was once his teacher. In America, a man named Emmanuel would be expected to likely be a porn star. Are such men now common in France? Do many Frenchmen become communists and marry women older than their mothers? That would explain much, including why the population of Frenchmen has been declining and why the Islamists own the cities. Previously, I have assumed these issues were the natural result of wine bibbing. Is the incomprehensible French language still commonly spoken?


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We have got wind of this man- that he is a communist and that he is married to an old woman who was once his teacher. In America, a man named Emmanuel would be expected to likely be a porn star. Are such men now common in France? Have many Frenchmen become communists and marry women older than their mothers? That would explain much, including why the population of Frenchmen has been declining and why the Islamists own the cities. Previously, I have assumed these issues were the natural result of wine bibbing. Is the incomprehensible French language still commonly spoken?
Well he is the whole opposite of a communist, he would sell his own organs to get a penny. I think he might be a Jew.

As for the teacher, i bet that he offered her sex services in exchange of good grades at school.. this is so immoral. Such a man can't become a president

French language is still spoken, but arab is slowly becoming the main language, it's scary.


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I came here to have some social interactions with other people who are like me, which is impossible in France. Reading the KJV Holy Bible is always a pleasure but I expected a more thrilling answer than this.


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I came here to have some social interactions with other people who are like me, which is impossible in France. Reading the KJV Holy Bible is always a pleasure but I expected a more thrilling answer than this.
You don't find the stories of God Approved™ genocides, including detailed instructions on how to bash infidel babies heads into stones (Psalm 137:9), as well as how to dash them to pieces and rip pregnant women's bellies open (Hosea 13:16), thrilling enough?



Please note that these instructions need to be followed only in jurisdictions where such actions are legally allowed, 1 Peter 2:13-14. Therefore, your Vichy government was doing perfectly OK following Nazi orders but similar actions today are unfortunately currently not possible in the West. We do have high hopes for Trump in this regard, and for that LePen woman on your side of the pond.
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Love Jesus Re: Introducing myself - 04-29-2017, 06:03 PM

Bonjour Mademoiselle,


Enchante! It is indeed a pleasure to welcome someone from the land of one of my favorite foods, French Fries. I don't eat them often, because I must keep my manly, virile, well-built body as the Lord intended: strong, worthy of service, and capable of controlling unruly jaws.


I am a SINGLE young man, filled with purity and strength. By trade I am a certified equine gnathologist, but I am also soon to be known as part of the few who have the title of Ph.D. With the expert guidance of Brother Dr. Professor Elmer White - who has endured much persecution in his service to the Lord - I am studying Creation Science. This takes up much of my free time. Through God's abundance of blessings, He led me on a mission trip to South America recently where I brought hundreds of men to their knees. I have never felt such pleasure as when they were crying out to God.


Perhaps France needs a visit from someone like me.


Well, my dear lady in Christ, I pray that your time here is fulfilling and brings you much edification in the things of the Lord. Do feel free to reach out to me or any of the other friendly, devoted members of the congregation should you require spiritual guidance or support.


BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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You don't find the stories of God Approved™ genocides, including detailed instructions on how to bash babies heads into stones (Psalm 137:9), as well as dashing them to pieces and ripping pregnant women's bellies open (Hosea 13:16) thrilling enough?



Please note that these instructions need to be followed only in jurisdictions where such actions are legally allowed, 1 Peter 2:13-14. Therefore, your Vichy government was doing perfectly OK following Nazi orders but similar actions today are unfortunately not possible in the West.
I'm just pointing the fact that telling me to read the Bible is like asking water to go downstream.

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Well he is the whole opposite of a communist, he would sell his own organs to get a penny. I think he might be a Jew.

As for the teacher, i bet that he offered her sex services in exchange of good grades at school.. this is so immoral. Such a man can't become a president

French language is still spoken, but arab is slowly becoming the main language, it's scary.


Please tell me about your lifestyle, i need to chase my bad thoughts away !

I am very curious about your comment "...might be a Jew."
Look, Miss Socialist So-Called Christian, the G_d of the Bible does not look kindly upon those who choose to create dissension. Your "Jesus" was not the Messiah. At one time, I thought so - and then I sought the truth elsewhere and found it, temporarily. At that time, I went back to Christ believing everything He said. But then this congregation had NO support for me, calling me a "Joo" and a Christ Killer (which as you know is ridiculous - the ROMANS killed Christ). I felt no love from them at all. The only person here who has a semblance of normalcy is Brother Trevor (I Man Rastafari). I am aiding him in his journey toward a degree because of his devoted friendship even when I left his religion to return to Judaism, the roots of my faith and my people.


When Messiah comes, the G_d of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob will bring forth the just and swift wrath that is deserved upon the folks here. Seek truth from me. Seek truth from Trevor. Seek truth from a local Rabbi (I know several in France - just tell me where you are). Stay away from "Faith Machine," and his perverted web cams.


There is hope for you, French woman. Rid yourself of hatred and prejudice. My people will welcome you gladly.


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Bonjour Mademoiselle,


Enchante! It is indeed a pleasure to welcome someone from the land of one of my favorite foods, French Fries. I don't eat them often, because I must keep my manly, virile, well-built body as the Lord intended: strong, worthy of service, and capable of controlling unruly jaws.


I am a SINGLE young man, filled with purity and strength. By trade I am a certified equine gnathologist, but I am also soon to be known as part of the few who have the title of Ph.D. With the expert guidance of Brother Dr. Professor Elmer White - who has endured much persecution in his service to the Lord - I am studying Creation Science. This takes up much of my free time. Through God's abundance of blessings, He led me on a mission trip to South America recently where I brought hundreds of men to their knees. I have never felt such pleasure as when they were crying out to God.


Perhaps France needs a visit from someone like me.


Well, my dear lady in Christ, I pray that your time here is fulfilling and brings you much edification in the things of the Lord. Do feel free to reach out to me or any of the other friendly, devoted members of the congregation should you require spiritual guidance or support.


BrotherLarry

Oh ! Bonjour Monsieur !

It is a pleasure to meet you ! If you happen to visit France someday, please don't stay overnight in some shady ghetto, but come at our place ! My father would be so glad to meet you, and so do I

I'd cook you the best homemade frenchfries you will ever eat


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There is hope for you, French woman. Rid yourself of hatred and prejudice. My people will welcome you gladly.

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No offense taken. You can learn a bit about us by looking at our previous posts and threads.
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My hope resides in the KJV Bible and in this forum

There is an old Jewish quote that says:


The woman who seeks a recipe from a new bride will never satisfy her hunger or that of her husband.


And another:


Don't look for road maps written by blind men.


And still another:


It is foolish to slap the face of a man who offers you a loaf of bread just because you aren't in the mood for bread.


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