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Default Hello Everyone - 07-10-2017, 03:48 PM

Hi. My name is Annabelle. I am a woman between the ages of 20 and 30. I attend a Baptist Church in California called the First Baptist Church. I have five children (Two girls (Skylar and Sara-Anne) Thankfully I have more Boys, I feel like I would be a terrible wife if I had more girls (Benjamin, Andrew, Braydon) .


My favorite Bible Verse is, "Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding." Proverbs 3:5


I came to find Jesus through my father. I was raised in a Baptist home, and of course my father took on the roll of disciplining as well as guiding me to the Lord. During my early teenage years, when he said it was time that I began to prepare myself for marriage and the birth of Christian Soldiers, I started to truly look into my faith and the duty of a woman. I began to spend my entire days reading the Bible and began to understand just how important it was to pass on the True Christian religion, after all, there is so much Evil out there today. But it was not until I saw the muslims walking around the town like they belonged in our Christian Country, that I knew that Jesus was my Lord and that I should serve him unless I wanted to end up in Hell just like them.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 07-10-2017, 03:59 PM

If you have your husband's permission to post here, we're thrilled to welcome you! Tell us how many children you've born for him and how you best like to share the Good News to the Spiritually Walking Dead in desperate need of Salvation!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 07-10-2017, 08:12 PM

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Yes of course I have my hubsand's permission, though he has told me that I am only allowed to use the computer for this website and Bible reading. Of course, this is fairly reasonable, considering I should be spending my time serving him and the Lord. Why, I know many women who do not get time on the computer at all.


As for the children, I have provided him with five, three of them being boys. We are hoping for number 6 son and praying to the Lord that he may bless us with another little soldier for God. I can only hope that I can continue to provide for my husband, considering that most wives are able to give far more than five.


Of course, as a woman I do not work and I am not allowed to speak with anyone who has not proven to my husband that he or she is a True Christian. Therefore, I must find other ways to spread God's word. One way is by putting special importance on the education of my sons with the Bible so that they may one day use their power to honor the Lord (and show anyone that doesn't that they will go straight to hell). I also volunteer at a local orphange, educating kids from other Countries about the Bible before they can be lead astray by the public school system.


Of course, most of all, I spend my time reading the Bible and serving my husband and praying that by being a good Wife I can help him and save him time so that he can get closer to God and teach all of the none Christians what He does to those that don't believe.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 07-11-2017, 12:46 AM

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Of course, most of all, I spend my time reading the Bible and serving my husband and praying that by being a good Wife I can help him and save him time so that he can get closer to God and teach all of the none Christians what He does to those that don't believe.
Welcome to our Godly site, faithandhome. As you may have seen, we at Landover Baptist are enthusiastic about condemning sin.

I think our members would be interested in how you fight the temptations Satan comes at us with everyday? And, how do you ward off temptations your children face?


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 07-11-2017, 09:35 PM

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Of course, one of the main things I do is read the Bible. I feel that by surrounding myself with Gods word I ward of any sinful thoughts that I would have by doing anything else. Of course, even though I spend most of the time with the Bible or cooking and cleaning, there are moments when I dishonor God. These are sadly more likely to occurr considering I am a woman and need to be taught my place more often. In that case, when I sin against the almighty Lord, my husband beats me and reminds me what God has done for me and how ungrateful I am when I turn my back to him. This goes for our Children as well. Of course, we often try to keep them from ungodly things or people in the first place (I have been more afraid then ever to leave them walking around what with all the muslims in the country) and we only allow them to have a few godly toys to play with and of course their Bible. We also home school them, just to make sure that they don't get any ideas from the other kids that mingle around these days. But even if they did, I trust my husband to correct them in the name of God.
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Default Re: Hello Everyone - 07-12-2017, 12:09 AM

I think you'll fit in just fine here, Annabelle! I look forward to seeing your contribution elsewhere on our humble forums!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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