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Woman marries her dog! We knew this would happen with "gay marriage" -
08-05-2015, 10:06 AM
John 8:4
Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.
When the Supreme Court issued obligatory gay marriage for everybody, it was inevitable that it was not only about legitimizing constant homosexual sex acts. As True Christians™ we knew that other repulsive things would follow. First, we saw the demise of the Godly heterosexual marriage. No-one thought that it would end there and it didn't. We have all the time warned the public that the acceptance of the homersexual act leads to polygamy, prostitution, marrying children and ultimately having weddings with animals.
All this is now reality.
A Dutch woman is now marrying her dog, Travis. AND that is not all. She was already widowed after her previous husband, A CAT, was killed by a car (presumably driven by Jesus to put and end to this travesty (why is that dog called "Travis", I only ask?).
Here we can see this woman with her new spouse.
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The upcoming ceremony will be carried out through Marryyourpet.com, a website which the devoted owner set up in 2003.
The site boasts several thousand visitors a day and Lesbirel*, who lives in Holland [no surprise there], pronounces several couples a month lawfully wedded pet and owner.
After their applications to marry are approved, each couple is taken to a virtual chapel on screen, where they exchange vows. The happy couple then click a button to say ‘I do’ and Lesbirel, who became ordained online, sends them a certificate. She said she encourages people to see the ceremony as a normal wedding, planning in advance, inviting friends and throwing lavish parties to celebrate.
"Not all applications get approved," she said. "There are rules, as with any marriage. "I’m happy to conduct same sex marriages, or to let people marry more than one pet. I only marry domestic animals, though. In some parts of the world, you hear of people keeping lions and tigers as pets – I wouldn’t marry people to them.
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*Is anyone surprised that the name of this woman is "Lesbirel"?
Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
Is that so difficult to understand? Jesus is crystal clear when it comes to marrying this Travis. There are also other issues that this woman should consider:
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Lesbirel rescued Travis, who was a stray dog, when she lived in Greece.
"He would come down to the beach I swam at every day and eat from the bins or scrabble in the sand for old bits of crab," she said.
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Travis comes from Grease. This is an abomination as it leads to a mixed-race marriage, Dutch with those of Grease descent!
Deuteronomy 7:1-3
When the LORD thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and mightier than thou; And when the LORD thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them: Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
In addition, Travis is a dog. An automaton, a soulless Creature with no hope for Salvation. Even if he were self-conscious, he would still be excluded from Heavenly Joys!
Revelation 22:15
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
You should not marry unbelievers, either!
2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
At least we can now be assured that NOTHING WORSE can ever take place when it comes to unnatural fornication. At least this Travis is a male! At least there are gay marriages between men and beasts.
Or can we?
WRONG!
Worse things are also taking place as we speak. Another woman is at the moment married to her female dog, a bitch!
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A British woman says she has finally found the true meaning of marriage now that she has divorced her husband and married her dog... Rodgers said Sheba, a 4-year-old Jack Russell, controls whether they sleep in the bedroom and added she [yes, a woman lezbian dog with a homersexual woman] once made a man sleep in the dog bed for a whole week, the Mirror reports.
And Sheba definitely knows the spell she has Rodgers under.
"I am totally her b----h," she said in the interview.
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Romans 1:26
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
This is how these people advertise their unnatural urges!
Yes, it is time to be desperate. Can any more souls be Saved before Jesus appears in His terrific Wrath and takes us into the clouds (1 Thessalonians 4:17)? I am starting to doubt it. Did Jesus die for this? No, he didn't. And He'll show these revolting fornicators, who is in charge.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Woman marries her dog! We knew this would happen with "gay marriage" -
08-05-2015, 10:12 AM
Spend them a honeymoon trip to China and she will come back alone.
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Re: Woman marries her dog! We knew this would happen with "gay marriage" -
08-05-2015, 10:28 AM
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Spend them a honeymoon trip to China and she will come back alone.
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Now THAT is an idea. Perhaps we could utilize Pastor Ezekiel's Mission to Korea to fight against this abomination!
Philippians 3:2
Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers, beware of the concision.
It might really be possible to solve this problem by utilizing the Chinamen. Again, there is HOPE. Thank you, Brother Titus, in the midst of desperation, Light Shines!
John 1:4
In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: Woman marries her dog! We knew this would happen with "gay marriage" -
08-05-2015, 12:44 PM
Lesbians will do anything to spit in Jesus's crying face.
If it's not enough that they destroy marriages for decent God fearing men but they have to go around having sex with dog?
The fact that this is taking place in a socialist state comes as no surprise. Fascist states where communism is the ideology of the day are hot beds for animal love (I expect) and this goes hand in hand with secularisation which is just another word for throwing Christians to the lions in Roman times in ancient Greece (which looks as if it is playing the Piper's wages of sin because of the militant gaywise agenda stopped decent men from going out to work because all the job were taken by bull dyke lesbians out to pollute the good name of decent Christian husbands trying to feed their children?)
I expect not, and who could say otherwise? Certainly not a Godless lesbian who's only contribution to the world is a sonless marriage and evil.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Woman marries her dog! We knew this would happen with "gay marriage" -
08-05-2015, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
Lesbians will do anything to spit in Jesus's crying face.
If it's not enough that they destroy marriages for decent God fearing men but they have to go around having sex with dog?
The fact that this is taking place in a socialist state comes as no surprise. Fascist states where communism is the ideology of the day are hot beds for animal love (I expect) and this goes hand in hand with secularisation which is just another word for throwing Christians to the lions in Roman times in ancient Greece (which looks as if it is playing the Piper's wages of sin because of the militant gaywise agenda stopped decent men from going out to work because all the job were taken by bull dyke lesbians out to pollute the good name of decent Christian husbands trying to feed their children?)
I expect not, and who could say otherwise? Certainly not a Godless lesbian who's only contribution to the world is a sonless marriage and evil.
YIC
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I'm impressed. Did all of that just fall out of you head or did it happen by just angrily banging your clenched fists on your keyboard?
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: Woman marries her dog! We knew this would happen with "gay marriage" -
08-05-2015, 03:16 PM
I bet there is a lot of peanut butter on their wedding registry.
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Re: Woman marries her dog! We knew this would happen with "gay marriage" -
08-05-2015, 03:50 PM
Well I knew that the Dutch were weird and depraved but to marry a dog. We all know that dogs were given to mankind from our LORD in heaven to hunt witches, infidels and endangered species, not to engage with in depraved sex.
Leviticus 18:23
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
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Re: Woman marries her dog! We knew this would happen with "gay marriage" -
08-05-2015, 04:24 PM
The other dog, the one in the driver's seat, looks pretty disgusted.
Or is it merely disappointed at Travis's poor lifestyle choice?
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Re: Woman marries her dog! We knew this would happen with "gay marriage" -
08-05-2015, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
*Is anyone surprised that the name of this woman is "Lesbirel"?
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Lesbirel is apparently a name but also a Dutch word: It translates to lesbian riot. Just thought you might want to know.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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