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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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I'm a queer. What's god?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-01-2014, 05:22 PM
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The most accurate history book are history books written by academics (shocking!!!).
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Who - if they are any good, and most of them are not - get their information from contemporary sources, by which I mean people who were alive and writing at or shortly after the time at which the events took place.
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Catholics are the only ones with Popes.
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Thank you for that earth-shattering revelation. Remind me, what do bears do in the woods?
Proverbs 29:11 A fool uttereth all his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in till afterwards.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-01-2014, 05:25 PM
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I like the path im on now...if hell is real i will see you down there
ATHEISTS UNITE!!!!!
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No. Go away. We will not burn in Hell, you will if you keep with this behavior. REPENT! God's thoughts on unbelievers: 2 Corinthians 6:14-18
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-01-2014, 05:38 PM
Looking forward to it!!!!!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-01-2014, 05:42 PM
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-01-2014, 06:25 PM
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The most accurate history book are history books written by academics (shocking!!!). The Bible should not be taken at face value
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Bible IS the most accurate book about history ever written!
If you don't believe it, just take a look at this thread here. It proves it without a shadow of a doubt
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=94753
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 09:24 AM
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Johny Boy...i won't be burning i will however be helping. I can see it now: the crying, the screaming, and i will be there with my rental pitchfork poking at the helpless victims. Ooo...im getting shivers in anticipation!!!!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 01:27 PM
SO YOU ADMIT IT! You are not human, YOU ARE A DEMON, OR POSSESSED!
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 05:29 PM
Nope, just a hardcore sadist!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 05:36 PM
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Nope, just a hardcore sadist!
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It's just too bad that you will be on receiving end in hell, just like all sinners. Like gaysexuals, joos, muslims, atheists, catlicks and so on. Eternally tormented after Jesus throws the trash like that in hell.
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03-03-2014, 06:02 PM
Sounds fun!!!!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 06:07 PM
No sir, you aren't just a sadist. You are a sadomasochist, and that is sick. You are possessed.
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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03-03-2014, 08:42 PM
First off, I am a woman. Second I never said that I enjoy pain, I said I enjoy pain. Thirdly, I promise you I am not possessed, I'm just a bit on the chunky side
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 08:49 PM
Then you will hate Hell, for you will be tortured there. Since you worship Satan... Revelation 14:11 So you are a woman? Do you have your husband's permission to be on here? Maybe you do not have one and you are being a useless subhuman, disobeying those above you?
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 09:08 PM
Me and Lucifer are friends, I think if he hurts me it will be in the act of sexual intercourse. No I don't have a husband, because I am 21 and I'm in college, which kind of contradicts the whole "useless, subhuman" thing. I plan on giving back to my community, instead of brainwashing them with images of hellfire and brimstone like you appear to enjoy doing
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 09:13 PM
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First off, I am a woman. Second I never said that I enjoy pain, I said I enjoy pain. Thirdly, I promise you I am not possessed, I'm just a bit on the chunky side
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chunky=portly
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 10:13 PM
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Me and Lucifer are friends
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No. Once again you are wrong. Of course it's understandable that you are insecure because you are living in denial. God created Satan to torment sinners like you. In fact, God enjoys a good laugh at suffering at heathens like you. That's just a fact of life. Turn or burn.
Psalm 59:8 But thou, O Lord, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 10:24 PM
I guess i will be burning then, because i am not insecure and i am not in denial!!
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-03-2014, 10:30 PM
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i am not in denial!!
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Of course you are. You think you will enjoy eternal torment. Sorry to tell you this but you won't enjoy it. People can handle torment only in movies. In reality you will be in pain that you can't even imagine forever.
Many heathens are delusional like you. That's because like you they don't know Satan. As Christians we obviously do better than anyone, except Jesus, and Him and us are always right.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-06-2014, 11:10 PM
**SUSPICIOUS LINK REMOVED**
Found this video with a very wrong title. Someone crazy uploaded it there I guess.
Look at this you unsaved atheist trash, this is what you are. Sneaking into good people's houses, peaceful people. Trying to ruin their normal lifes. Getting deamons into their houses. Well, guess what, Jesus is protecting our houses. It's like you're trying to demolish a castle with a toothpick.
Nice try.
Oh, and by the way You will burn in hell!! And when you're going to do that, no one even remembers you. Because you are nothing.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
03-06-2014, 11:24 PM
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**SUSPICIOUS LINK REMOVED**
Found this video with a very wrong title. Someone crazy uploaded it there I guess.
Look at this you unsaved atheist trash, this is what you are. Sneaking into good people's houses, peaceful people. Trying to ruin their normal lifes. Getting deamons into their houses. Well, guess what, Jesus is protecting our houses. It's like you're trying to demolish a castle with a toothpick.
Nice try.
Oh, and by the way You will burn in hell!! And when you're going to do that, no one even remembers you. Because you are nothing.
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Friend, until you have proven yourself not to be a troll, your links will be deleted immediately.
Secondly, while you're enthusiasm is admirable, please do us the courtesy of introducing yourself here before you continue to post. We would like to get to know you better
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