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I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-05-2015, 05:40 PM
I had to fall on my knees in prayer several times this week because I thought I was falling in love with Kim Davis, that poor wretch that has chosen to be jailed rather than back down on her faith in the LORD GOD. I guess my love for her started when I saw how kindly she treated people as she broke the laws of man. She wasn't mean to them, even told them to have a good day. If you're going to break the law, shouldn't you do so in a Christlike manner?
I think so.
But then as my love deepened, I learned she has 4 failed marriages. I tried to rationalize it by saying well, it was probably the men's fault: all of them out there committing heinous acts of adultery, when they have this obvious prize waiting on them at home. Shameful. Shameful and hurtful. I wept for her as I imagined her sitting at home, reading her Bible, praying and pleasing God in every way, while her four husbands were engaging in unspeakable acts of lust with their secretaries, coworkers, bartendresses, or housekeeping staff. Still, I am reminded that we are to follow the laws of man while on this earth and know that the GRACE OF GOD will see us through to Glory.
Maybe it's because I am still without a suitable wife and the choices in NY City are poor - oh, sure, I could marry a harlot before the ink is dry on the marriage license - but why can't someone like Kim, only without the 4 husbands and being in jail thing, come my way? Is the LORD punishing me for my prior papist ways, forcing me to be celibate until my soul reaches Heaven?
Still, I trust in HIM, for I know Whom I have believed, and am persuaded that He is able to keep that which I've committed unto Him against that day. Oh, Praise the Lord for such hope; such a wondrous Savior we serve.
So Kim, I won't be coming to Morehead, KY, but I will one day come to the gates of GLORY, where my mansion is waiting next door to Jesus.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-05-2015, 07:50 PM
A man would not of tolerated a pansy dress wearing judge telling him how to run a town.
While I fully understand Davis for not being willing to sign off on queers marrying (which is a sin and unapproved in Gods Eye) for her to refuse to allow decent Christians the chance to marry and create Babies for Jesus® is unconscionable. If I had to get a marriage certificate in that town, I'd of been terribly offended to find it signed by just a woman. My certificate for the marriage to my wife, Mrs. Hutchins was signed by Landovers own Ebenezer Flint.
How is it a mere female was put in a position to run a town? That alone tells me corruption is seething and more reasonable minds need to prevail and install a man to do the work. Mrs. Davis should of been home, making babies, cleaning and cooking instead of abandoning her family with some silly folly.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-05-2015, 08:58 PM
That hippocratic skank is where she belongs. But dont worry about her-- the brainless hoards will turn her into a modern day martyr. Just watch how she ca$he$ out......
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-05-2015, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by alooneymormon
That hippocratic skank...
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You mean hypocritical. "Hippocratic" means of or relating to Hippocrates.
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...the brainless hoards...
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And it's hordes, not hoards (which is a verb, not a noun). How did you manage to not pick that up from all the time you wasted on World of Warcraft?
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-06-2015, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
You mean hypocritical. "Hippocratic" means of or relating to Hippocrates.
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Are you sure? I thought he was saying Davis was a dumpy plutocrat. I have such a hard time with all the lingo young people use these days.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-07-2015, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
But then as my love deepened, I learned she has 4 failed marriages. I tried to rationalize it by saying well, it was probably the men's fault: all of them out there committing heinous acts of adultery, when they have this obvious prize waiting on them at home. Shameful. Shameful and hurtful. I wept for her as I imagined her sitting at home, reading her Bible, praying and pleasing God in every way, while her four husbands were engaging in unspeakable acts of lust with their secretaries, coworkers, bartendresses, or housekeeping staff.
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While the lovely and Christian Kim can have her pick of fine young Christian men, I would not be discouraged. There are but a few available True Christian™ fellows and she will want one eventually. Be patient.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-09-2015, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
I had to fall on my knees in prayer several times this week because I thought I was falling in love with Kim Davis, that poor wretch that has chosen to be jailed rather than back down on her faith in the LORD GOD. I guess my love for her started when I saw how kindly she treated people as she broke the laws of man. She wasn't mean to them, even told them to have a good day. If you're going to break the law, shouldn't you do so in a Christlike manner?
I think so.
But then as my love deepened, I learned she has 4 failed marriages. I tried to rationalize it by saying well, it was probably the men's fault: all of them out there committing heinous acts of adultery, when they have this obvious prize waiting on them at home. Shameful. Shameful and hurtful. I wept for her as I imagined her sitting at home, reading her Bible, praying and pleasing God in every way, while her four husbands were engaging in unspeakable acts of lust with their secretaries, coworkers, bartendresses, or housekeeping staff. Still, I am reminded that we are to follow the laws of man while on this earth and know that the GRACE OF GOD will see us through to Glory.
Maybe it's because I am still without a suitable wife and the choices in NY City are poor - oh, sure, I could marry a harlot before the ink is dry on the marriage license - but why can't someone like Kim, only without the 4 husbands and being in jail thing, come my way? Is the LORD punishing me for my prior papist ways, forcing me to be celibate until my soul reaches Heaven?
Still, I trust in HIM, for I know Whom I have believed, and am persuaded that He is able to keep that which I've committed unto Him against that day. Oh, Praise the Lord for such hope; such a wondrous Savior we serve.
So Kim, I won't be coming to Morehead, KY, but I will one day come to the gates of GLORY, where my mansion is waiting next door to Jesus.
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Apparently, Mike Huckabee is the latest beau to sweep Kim Davis off her feet.
Mr. Huckabee apparently likes to present his ladies with a microphone instead of a single red rose. On Tuesday, Huckabee used his power and rhetoric to spring Davis from jail, and judging by the looks on their faces (and Kim's track record), they're bound for an immediate adulterous tryst in the nearest rural Kentucky motel.
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-09-2015, 03:36 PM
She is obviously full of the Holy Ghost and I'm sure she has had a terrible time finding a husband who can match her in righteousness. If her previous husbands were not True Christians, then she has God's permission to remarry.
1 Corinthians 7:14-15
14 For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy.
15 But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace.
Kim is a beautiful woman who would no doubt make a lovely wife.
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-09-2015, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
Apparently, Mike Huckabee is the latest beau to sweep Kim Davis off her feet.
Mr. Huckabee apparently likes to present his ladies with a microphone instead of a single red rose. On Tuesday, Huckabee used his power and rhetoric to spring Davis from jail, and judging by the looks on their faces (and Kim's track record), they're bound for an immediate adulterous tryst in the nearest rural Kentucky motel.
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I thank Jesus all that was needed some discrete private conversation to a Judge for the Christian Way™ to prove God is correct and secular law is mismanaged. I'd like to send a KJV Bible for that judge to place on the bench to have the guilty read from before he doles out True Christian™ resolution.
I already ordered one of these from the Landover Gift Shoppe for the Judges office. (Isle eleven, row six in the "Life Size Jesus and Cross" section)
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-11-2015, 05:52 PM
One thing that disturbs me is her association with the Satanic heavy rock song "Eye of the Tiger." She probably does not realize what the song means. The (brown) eye refers to a man's anal sphincter, while the tiger is a drug reference (think about the stripes of a white tiger and what they resemble). Survivor is singing about snorting cocaine off another man's backside and then licking it straight from the filthiest part of his body. Someone needs to tell Kim this.
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-11-2015, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
One thing that disturbs me is her association with the Satanic heavy rock song "Eye of the Tiger." She probably does not realize what the song means. The (brown) eye refers to a man's anal sphincter, while the tiger is a drug reference (think about the stripes of a white tiger and what they resemble). Survivor is singing about snorting cocaine off another man's backside and then licking it straight from the filthiest part of his body. Someone needs to tell Kim this.
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When I think about the endless tirade of misinformation she must have to suffer though on a daily basis, I am not in the least bit surprised she gets confused from time to time. I just pray she sits down really reads her Bible and follows it. Heaven knows, God will take care of her as He sees fit. I hope He decides to take her to the Kingdom of Heaven soon and let her rejoice in the lap of Jesus.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-14-2015, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
When I think about the endless tirade of misinformation she must have to suffer though on a daily basis, I am not in the least bit surprised she gets confused from time to time. I just pray she sits down really reads her Bible and follows it. Heaven knows, God will take care of her as He sees fit. I hope He decides to take her to the Kingdom of Heaven soon and let her rejoice in the lap of Jesus.
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I hope God takes Huckabee too...
Mark 13:22
“For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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Re: I Am Ashamed About Kim Davis -
09-14-2015, 02:15 AM
This thread makes me so proud because it highlights the need for information on topics not covered elsewhere. Of the many thousands of print articles about the lovely Kim Davis and hours of TV commentary, no one else has mentioned the hazards to Christian families.
Good Christian men across the country are struggling just as Larry is. They have every intention of remaining faithful to the woman they married, but the allure of Kim is not to be denied.
As a comparison, here is a picture of Donald's current wife.
The question all of us in politics are asking is could there be a better wife out there for Donald? I can assure you Donald is asking the same question. And, the answer is, there might be a better political wife, and, her name might be Kim.
Her she is--you can see why Donald and lots of other married men are wondering, "Would she like me?"
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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