[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Author Annalee Newitz claims to have analyzed the leaked Ashley Madison data to allegedly uncover a massive fraud and draws the conclusion that 20 million men were paying for a "fantasy". The author (a female with a hormone addled brain), and with typical gynecological logic, thinks that 20 million men were stupid enough to continue to pay money to a site that had only 12,000 real women on it.

There is only one conclusion to be drawn from this analysis - Ashley Madison was a homer hook-up site for men looking for rectal pleasures with other men. Add to that, Ashley Madison was a Canadian company (a country where the Maple Leaf is a secret sign for anal sex). The 12,000 women - mostly fag hags looking for free interior decorating advice (and when they didn't get it cancelled their accounts).

I rest my case.

Almost None of the Women in the Ashley Madison Database Ever Used the Site
Annalee Newitz

When hacker group Impact Team released the Ashley Madison data, they asserted that “thousands” of the women’s profiles were fake. Later, this number got blown up in news stories that asserted “90-95%” of them were fake, though nobody put forth any evidence for such an enormous number. So I downloaded the data and analyzed it to find out how many actual women were using Ashley Madison, and who they were.

What I discovered was that the world of Ashley Madison was a far more dystopian place than anyone had realized. This isn’t a debauched wonderland of men cheating on their wives. It isn’t even a sadscape of 31 million men competing to attract those 5.5 million women in the database. Instead, it’s like a science real future where every woman on Earth is dead, and some Dilbert-like engineer has replaced them with badly-designed robots.

Those millions of Ashley Madison men were paying to hook up with women who appeared to have created profiles and then simply disappeared. Were they cobbled together by bots and bored admins, or just user debris? Whatever the answer, the more I examined those 5.5 million female profiles, the more obvious it became that none of them had ever talked to men on the site, or even used the site at all after creating a profile. Actually, scratch that. As I’ll explain below, there’s a good chance that about 12,000 of the profiles out of millions belonged to actual, real women who were active users of Ashley Madison.

When you look at the evidence, it’s hard to deny that the overwhelming majority of men using Ashley Madison weren’t having affairs. They were paying for a fantasy.

The Evidence Mounts

Nobody disputed the dramatic gender disparity in the Ashley Madison user base, including the company itself. 5.5 million profiles are marked “female” in a database of roughly 37 million people.

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It’s worth noting that those 12,108 (paid_delete) women’s accounts may represent the only true number we’ve got for women who used the site. After all, paying to delete an account is a sure sign of activity, though of course it’s evidence of disengagement rather than the amorous engagement that Ashley Madison promised.

Overall, the picture is grim indeed. Out of 5.5 million female accounts, roughly zero percent had ever shown any kind of activity at all, after the day they were created.

The men’s accounts tell a story of lively engagement with the site, with over 20 million men hopefully looking at their inboxes, and over 10 million of them initiating chats. The women’s accounts show so little activity that they might as well not be there.

Sure, some of these inactive accounts were probably created by real, live women (or men pretending to be women) who were curious to see what the site was about. Some probably wanted to find their cheating husbands. Others were no doubt curious journalists like me. But they were still overwhelmingly inactive. They were not created by women wanting to hook up with married men. They were static profiles full of dead data, whose sole purpose was to make men think that millions of women were active on Ashley Madison.

Ashley Madison employees did a pretty decent job making their millions of women’s accounts look alive. They left the data in these inactive accounts visible to men, showing nicknames, pictures, sexy comments. But when it came to data that was only visible on to company admins, they got sloppy. The women’s personal email addresses and IP addresses showed marked signs of fakery. And as for the women’s user activity, the fundamental sign of life online? Ashley Madison employees didn’t even bother faking that at all.

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http://gizmodo.com/almost-none-of-th...ase-1725558944

[Fred Hall]

Yep... I agree. Definitely a homersexual pickup site.

[Nobar King]

This leads me to wonder how many times straight husbands go looking for the arms of another lonely, straight husband in search of the compassion and tenderness that is missing at home.

[Alvin Moss]

I am amused that most of the sinners who paid for access to this site were swindled and I bet the Lord got a good laugh, too. They fancied themselves qualified to romance college girls and all they got was...nothing but the bill. There were no college girls, but those fools thought they were so wretched that they couldn't get noticed even for money. Jesus must be rolling around on the floor.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Just absolutely disgusting. Also, I heard if you registered as a female and posted girl photos, they waived the membership fee and you could chat with other men for free and get them to send pictures to you. Just filthy! Filthy dirty nasty!!

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

I'm glad that God saw fit to hack their servers and leak the data to us.

Verily, this is a call to action. I'll be doing my best to target flamers in my local area.

[James Hutchins]

Years back, while at the local Christian Library getting page protectors for my Bible (my kids grubby hands got Genesis all stuck together), I recall something about this Ashely Madison woman. Having some free time, I thought I'd search her out and spend some time with her, do a laymans laying of the hands a and see if I could change her harlot ways.
Apparently, you had to create 'an account' to get inside the seedy dark web of the perverted sex trade. Being the naive man I am, I delved in, way deep inside. I scoured the place looking for her. Being a 6'6", 250 pound man of all muscle and a set of steely blue eyes, it seems I attracted a slew of women. All very secretive, all wanting to meet at motels and keep private. Understandable as I enjoy my privacy, well, I share everything with Jesus, He is my WingMan.
Every female I met (a few as I found out much, much later, were actually men!) could not keep their hands off of me and just want to touch, suckle and 'do' the disgusting deed with 'it'. After hundreds upon hundreds of meetings, I came to the realization that there may be no person named 'Ashley Madison', that it might all be a ruse to lure the unsuspecting to the arms of the sexually depraved and deeply perverted.
You have no idea of how hard it is to give testimony regarding how I was taken advantage of. But I think you should know that 'Ashley Madison' probably does not exist.
If I find out more about this, I will report it to my Pastor.
I am glad that anyone who finds my name and account information will know at least one person was doing it for Jesus.